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Translator: YuQiChen/Churen
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The female store clerk withdrew her hand disappointedly after a glance at the little orange cat.
She guided Fu Yixuan to the inner room where a female doctor in a white coat was responsible for examining the little cat.
The female doctor held the little cat, parted the fur, and carefully examined the cat’s body. Tang Qing, of course, cooperated very well, raising his paw when asked to and lifting his tail when requested. He was very obedient and sensible.
The female doctor couldn’t help but exclaim, “Wow, this little orange cat is really well-behaved. If every customer was this cooperative, it would be great.”
Upon hearing the female doctor’s praise, Tang Qing proudly lifted his fluffy head, squinted his eyes smugly and gently swayed his tail, round and cute, looking extremely pleased and adorable.
Seeing the proud look of the little orange cat, everyone couldn’t help but chuckle. The female store clerk, seeing how well-behaved and cute it was with its sleek fur, also approached, wanting to reach out and touch the cat.
“Sorry, Tang Tang doesn’t like strangers touching him, he might bite.” Fu Yixuan picked up the cat and gently rubbed its head.
The female store clerk awkwardly withdrew her hand, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know.”
The female doctor smiled and said, “Tang Tang’s health is quite good, just a few routine vaccines will do.”
Fu Yixuan nodded, then rubbed the little orange cat’s belly and asked, “Tang Tang’s belly has been a bit bloated these days, is that normal?”
The female doctor chuckled and said cheerfully, “Nothing’s wrong, it’s just eating too much, getting fat!”
Fat…
Fat…
Tang Qing: ???
Where am I fat?! Look me in the eyes and say that again!
Fu Yixuan touched Tang Qing’s round head, stroking him gently, “Tang Tang is not fat, Tang Tang is the cutest.”
“Orange cats are like this, you should generally watch their diet.” The female doctor continued, unfazed, then jokingly added, while poking Tang Qing’s chest, “As the saying goes: nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and if the other one gets fatter it might crush the bed. Orange cats easily turn into little chubby kitties, hahaha.”
The little orange cat got even angrier, meowing fiercely.
“Meow meow meow!”
It vowed to defend the dignity of the orange cat clan to the death!!
The female doctor asked again, “Oh, by the way, it’s generally better to have house cats neutered. Are you planning to have your little orange cat neutered as well?”
What?? Neuter? What do you mean by neuter? The little orange cat, who was ready to fight tooth and nail, suddenly froze in place.
“Neuter… is that what I’m thinking of?” Tang Qing stuttered in fear.
[Host, neutering means castration. According to the data searched by the system, neutering surgery can indeed effectively prolong the lifespan of cats. It is the best choice for every shit-shovelling official!]
System 99 confidently replied.
The best choice for every shit-shovelling official…
Tang Qing’s fur was about to explode.
“Your cat is really interesting, he seems to understand human speech,” the female doctor chuckled and said, “Nowadays, domestic cats are usually neutered. Neutering prevents them from going into heat and also helps them live longer. Young man, you should consider it.”
Hearing that neutering is good for the body, Fu Yixuan couldn’t help but look at the little orange cat, seeming to seriously consider this issue.
“Meow meow meow!” Tang Qing glared at Fu Yixuan with anger, starting to show off, baring his teeth and claws, making a show of force.
No way, is someone really thinking of subjecting a little kitten to such a cruel operation?
If you dare to snip me, even in death, I won’t let you off, Fu Yixuan!
The young man casually rubbed the little cat’s head and said to the female doctor, “Thank you, I will consider it carefully.”
“Meow meow meow!”
The little orange cat meowed anxiously.
“This chubby cat is so lively.” The female doctor teased before turning to prepare the vaccines.
Tang Qing didn’t care about the female doctor calling him “chubby cat” anymore. He reached out with his paw and firmly grasped Fu Yixuan’s sleeve, his big eyes shining like emerald gems, his furry little head shaking non-stop in protest.
The black-haired young man had a cold and handsome appearance. He slightly bent down, lowering his head, and a few strands of hair fell on Tang Qing’s ear.
Tang Qing couldn’t help but shake his furry little ears. A deep voice sounded in his ear, tingling slightly:
“Little piggy-cat, whether you get neutered or not depends on your performance.”
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6 thoughts on “Chapter 9”
Mini Tang-Tang boutta go Mini Bye-Bye
lmao mini byebye
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Dear author: Since when do male cats go into heat, LOL. I feel like I need to lay down some feline facts here 😂 Only female cats go into heat! But when male cats reach maturity their pee gets really stinky, and they tend to spray everywhere to mark their territory. So that’s why male indoor cats are normally neutered. Not that our Tangtang would do that, of course…
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Man I didn’t know that… I don’t own any cats… my elder brothers do but they live in different countries