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Chapter 53 – Lord Xuan, I’ll help you suck out the poison

[Quick Transmigration] The Paranoid Villain is Coveting the Beautiful Cat Again
ChuRen
187 Chapters

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28 Chapter 29 Chapter 30 Chapter 31 Chapter 32 Chapter 33 Chapter 34 Chapter 35 Chapter 36 Chapter 37 Chapter 38 Chapter 39 Chapter 40 Chapter 41 - Extra: Assistant Li's Confusion Chapter 42 - A day in Xiao Mi's life + New world Chapter 43 - Protecting the Chrysanthemum! Chapter 44 - Lord Xuan's dream lover? Chapter 45 - It turned out to be a little female cat~ Chapter 46 - His bride Chapter 47 - Tangtang's temptation in uniform Chapter 48 - Taking a bath together Chapter 49 - Tang Tang is going to be a beauty Chapter 50 - Can you be my girlfriend? Chapter 51 - The abnormal Lord Xuan Chapter 52 - Slight pain on the chest Chapter 53 - Lord Xuan, I'll help you suck out the poison Chapter 54 - The nature of snakes... Chapter 55 - He did this kind of thing to the boy Chapter 56 - "You are not him." Chapter 57 - The kitten's call Chapter 58 - How did my tail appear? Chapter 59 - Lord Xuan is jealous Chapter 60 - Daily life in a small dark room Chapter 61 - The light of day Chapter 62 - Heard that Tang Tang is Cinderella Chapter 63 - Applying milky white liquid to Tang Tang~ Chapter 64 - Want to add Tang Tang on WeChat? Chapter 65 - Watching Tang Tang take a bath Chapter 66 - Oops, the soap is a bit slippery Chapter 67 - The school beauty is cheating on the school grass? Chapter 68 - Catching an adulterer Chapter 69 - Kissing the instep Chapter 70 - Checking into a room with Tang Tang Chapter 71 - Claiming sovereignty Chapter 72 - Let's take a hot spring bath together Chapter 73 - Hot springs Chapter 74 - Child Bride Chapter 75 - Incoming shura field Chapter 76 - Tang Tang is in danger Chapter 77 - Lu Bei's reverse scale Chapter 78 - Your kitten is suddenly acting coquettish with you Chapter 79 - Wanting to strip Tang Tang naked and rub him from head to toe Chapter 80 - Needing to find a reason to press Tang Tang on the bed Chapter 81 - Lu Bei's handheld flashlight Chapter 82 - Eating a little kitty Chapter 83 - Don't bother Tang Tang Chapter 84 - How white is Tang Tang's chest Chapter 85 - Lu Bei starts his journey to pursue his wife Chapter 86 - Going to the bar to catch my wife Chapter 87 - Last night... Chapter 88 - The shy little flower blooming quietly~ Chapter 89 - Women's clothing Chapter 90 - The person Tang Tang likes? Chapter 91 - The ending Chapter 92 - Extra: [What if: 1]The little black room Chapter 93 - Extra: [What if: 2] Boot Fetish Chapter 94 - Extra: [What if: 3] Maid Outfit Chapter 95 - Tangtang's third engagement Chapter 96 - Tangtang sells himself to the duke Chapter 97 - Delivered to the door at night Chapter 98 - Such beautiful feet should be collected Chapter 99 - The madam's body is so beautiful Chapter 100 - The madam's hands are so soft Chapter 101 - Could it be that the madam is seducing me? Chapter 102 - The only wife of the Xie family Chapter 103 - Here comes the face slap Chapter 104 - A wife's obligations Chapter 105 - Rebirth Chapter 106 - Rebirth is useless Chapter 107 Chapter 108 - The Duke is jealous Chapter 109 - The Duke is in his susceptible period / The cat appears Chapter 110 - So hard... it hurts Chapter 111 - Did you guys sleep with each other? Chapter 112 - His redeeming light Chapter 113 - Tangtang's false heat Chapter 114 - Temporary mark/Cat ears Chapter 115 - Little cabbage is stolen Chapter 116 - Tang Tang confesses in public Chapter 117 - Free dog food distribution in large quantities~ Chapter 118 - Mother-in-law visiting son-in-law Chapter 119 - Temporary mark Chapter 120 - Slapping the vicious woman in the face Chapter 121 - Showing cat ears Chapter 122 - The kitty is drunk Chapter 123 - The drunk little kitten got eaten! Chapter 124 - Was it intense last night? Chapter 125 - The silly little cat outside the window Chapter 126 - The big cat carrying the little cat Chapter 127 - The kitten that fell from the sky Chapter 128 - Kissing the ugly scar Chapter 129 - Ending: Becoming an Omega + Spiritual Fusion Chapter 130 - Extra: Pregnancy - Your Majesty, I'll sleep alone tonight Chapter 131 - Extra: Pregnancy - The End Chapter 132 - Becoming a director of strange movies Chapter 133 - Accidentally grabbed... Chapter 134 - A red mark at the corner of his mouth Chapter 135 - (Leg stand-in) Crossdressing Chapter 136 - Imagining Lu Zeyu naked Chapter 137 - Hugs and sweet moments Chapter 138 - The hardworking cat Chapter 139 - Moving into the movie emperor Lu's house Chapter 140 - Sharing a day in bed Chapter 141 - Wondering if cats can get sty Chapter 142 - "Movie Emperor Lu, you're here." Chapter 143 - A fan of Movie Emperor Lu Chapter 144 - Crossdressing (Stand-In) Chapter 145 - Reason for Lu Zeyi's blackening Chapter 146 - A purple cylindrical object Chapter 147 - A massive social disaster Chapter 148 - Wine Chapter 149 - "Tangtang, help me." Chapter 150 - On the sofa... Chapter 151 - The sofa is good Chapter 152 - So this is the kind of move Tangtang makes... Chapter 153 - Unspoken Rules Chapter 154 - The Dark Room Chapter 155 - Picking up girls Chapter 156 - The cat ran away from home Chapter 157 - Holding onto his wife and still frantically searching for his wife Chapter 158 - Discussing with his wife on how to imprison him Chapter 159 - The cat transformed into a human Chapter 160 - Married, do not disturb Chapter 161 - Extra Chapter 1: All about driving: Interviewing for a strange movie Chapter 162 - Extra Chapter 2: All about driving: Director Lu personally sets out Chapter 163 - Extra Chapter 3: All about driving: Snake Chapter 164 - Extra Chapter 4: All about driving: Japanese Restaurants and Cinemas Chapter 165 - Extra Chapter 5: All about driving: The Wedding Chapter 166 - Little Maid Tangtang Chapter 167 - Encountering the black cat Chapter 168 - The black cat saves the beauty Chapter 169 - The secret of the countess Chapter 170 - The black cat turned into a beautiful youth Chapter 171 - The delicious little maid Chapter 172 - The vampire prince: Sephiroth Chapter 173 - Julian's wrath Chapter 174 - "Take off your clothes." Chapter 175 - The Vampire's first embrace Chapter 176 - A night of confusion and passion Chapter 177 - Julian's kiss Chapter 178 - The adorable little male servant Chapter 179 - "Be my bloodslave." Chapter 180 - "I don't mind." Chapter 181 - Was that old monster really that good at kissing? Chapter 182 - Almost started a fire Chapter 183 - The shameless vampire Chapter 184 - When will you fulfil your obligations? Chapter 185 - "Has your sweetheart never satisfied you?" Chapter 186 - Meow??? / Suddenly turned into a little white kitten Chapter 187 - The cat-eared boy

The next morning, Tang Qing found Xiao Mi with its two front paws on the edge of the bed, meowing incessantly at him.

“Xiao Mi, what’s wrong?” Tang Qing asked with concern.

He picked up Xiao Mi and carefully examined it. Xiao Mi had no injuries on its body, its belly was round and there seemed to be no issue. However, Tang Qing noticed a faint fragrance amidst the dense fur on Xiao Mi’s body, subtle yet present.

“Meow meow meow!” Xiao Mi spun around anxiously, as if wishing it could turn into a human on the spot to express a thousand words.

Tang Qing looked at Xiao Mi in puzzlement.

“Why, Tang Tang, can you communicate with cats?” Gu Mijing, who was about to leave, seemed curious and casually asked, turning back.

Tang Qing smiled, “No, I’m not a cat now, so I can’t understand cat language.” Of course, even when he was a cat, he couldn’t understand cat language. But he had never told Lord Xuan that he was actually a human; he couldn’t reveal the secret of the system.

The man nodded, seemingly indifferent.

Tang Qing asked in confusion, “Lord Xuan, have you noticed a faint floral scent in the room at night? Xiao Mi seems to have a slight fragrance too, do you know what it is?”

Gu Mijing’s eyes darkened slightly, but his expression remained unchanged as he shook his head, “No. It might be because your abilities have awakened, enhancing your senses, allowing you to smell more scents.”

Tang Qing nodded, unsure if it was just his imagination.

But today, he felt an itch on the sole of his foot. Unable to resist, he reached down to scratch it.

Gu Mijing asked with concern, “Is your foot uncomfortable?”

Tang Qing felt awkward scratching his foot in front of the man, so he withdrew his hand, saying, “I just feel a bit itchy, not sure why.”

Gu Mijing approached, bent down, and firmly held the bare foot in his hand.

Tang Qing was startled, attempting to pull his foot back, but the man held it firmly.

Feeling nervous, Tang Qing’s foot involuntarily arched beautifully, feeling embarrassed as he said, “Uh… Lord Xuan, I’m fine, I just feel a bit itchy.”

The silver-haired man’s eyes were inscrutable as he carefully examined the young man’s fair and delicate foot before releasing it and saying calmly, “Perhaps it’s a mosquito.”

His hand felt a bit cold.

Tang Qing retracted his foot, nodding shyly. Unsure if it was his imagination, he couldn’t shake off the feeling that Gu Mijing’s actions were a bit too intimate.

Gu Mijing had mentioned that he liked girls, so Tang Qing must have been overthinking things.

Gu Mijing returned to the main hall to meet a new group of ability users who had joined him.

Feeling bored, Tang Qing stood on the second-floor corridor watching.

This group of ability users consisted of over twenty individuals, led by a Level 3 gold elemental named Li Ruiming, who could turn his entire body into steel, making him a formidable fighter in solo combat.

Among them was a familiar face, surprisingly, it was the guy who had tried to approach Gu Mijing during the “Divine Punishment” incident, Lu Yining. It seemed that after getting a beating that day, Lu Yining had been expelled from Xuanming City and had joined another base using his abilities.

Curious, Tang Qing asked, “99, why is Gu Mijing accepting so many ability users?”

System 99 replied, [Host, the villain is expanding his influence. He needs to maintain the safety of the area around Xuanming City and regularly goes out to clear out large mutant animals. While he can handle most things with his abilities, there are some particularly nasty creatures he doesn’t want to deal with personally, so he sends these absorbed ability users to take care of them.]

Tang Qing suddenly understood, realizing that Gu Mijing was essentially recruiting workers, assigning tasks he didn’t want to do himself.

He couldn’t help but send a sympathetic look towards Li Ruiming.

At that moment, Li Ruiming happened to look up, his eyes inadvertently sweeping over the person upstairs, filled with amazement. Even though the person was wearing a hood, only half of their face visible, just from their delicate fair chin and slender neck, it was evident that they were a great beauty.

After questioning him, Gu Mijing received satisfactory answers from Li Ruiming.

In the afternoon, the group was set to depart to clean up mutant hyenas to the north.

Considering he was also a ability user now, Tang Qing felt it was a bit embarrassing to lounging around Xuanming City all day without contributing. So, he proactively asked, “Lord Xuan, can I go along as well?”

Lord Xuan disagreed, “It’s too dangerous…”

“I’ve awakened a healing ability now, I can be of some help. I want to train a bit.” Tang Qing finished speaking, looking at the man with pleading eyes, his hands clasped together in a gesture of supplication.

Even the coldest heart would soften at the sight of those blue-purple heterochromatic eyes filled with hope. Gu Mijing didn’t want Tang Qing to leave him unable to protect himself, and occasional training would also be beneficial for Tang Qing.

He compromised, “You can come along, but you must stay close to me and not use your abilities without my permission.”

“Okay, thank you, Lord Xuan!” Tang Qing happily thanked him, then rushed back to his room to pack.

Watching the cheerful figure of the young man, Gu Mijing couldn’t help but chuckle.

Indeed, little kittens had to go out and play occasionally.

The hyenas they were going to deal with this time weren’t too difficult, and there weren’t as many people as last time. Qi Jingsheng and Shen Miao didn’t go. They only brought along Chen Ji and a few others, along with the newly joined ability users led by Li Ruiming.

The newly joined ability users saw the dignified and terrifying Lord Xuan, along with a long-haired beauty wearing a hood, both riding a majestic lion together.

There was something special about this long-haired beauty as Lord Xuan protected him throughout, even almost feeding him water, showing extreme affection.

Lu Yining couldn’t help but feel extremely jealous. In the post-apocalyptic world, everyone was exhausted from running around every day, their feet blistered and calloused from the toil. Just being able to survive was a blessing. The beauty in Lord Xuan’s arms clearly didn’t have to endure such hardships, even their ankles were fair and delicate, resembling a work of art.

Back when he had failed to get close to Lord Xuan and had been beaten, could this beauty have succeeded? What was so special about this person that allowed them to get close to Lord Xuan?

The group soon entered a dense forest. The surrounding undergrowth was thick, almost obscuring their vision.

The hyenas here were ugly in appearance, numerous in number, and mutated for speed. Each one had a hungry gleam in their eyes, often attacking humans near Xuanming City, stealing food. Additionally, hyenas were scavengers, carrying viruses and bacteria, causing trouble for the villagers.

The group began to unleash their full power, attacking the hyenas.

These hyenas weren’t particularly strong and were soon scared off by the ability users, hiding away.

Gradually, the group moved deeper, chasing after the fleeing hyenas.

The forest was dense with vegetation, and many vibrant, unnamed flowers bloomed.

There was a rustling sound in the trees. Tang Qing looked up and saw a snake.

“Everyone, be careful, there’s a snake in the tree,” Tang Qing warned.

Lord Xuan instructed everyone to leave the area under the tree, avoiding any creatures that might appear in the trees.

Lu Yining carefully searched and indeed found the woodsy fragrance of the snake flower nearby. In the pre-apocalyptic days, they used to brew snake wine at home for sale. They would set up mechanisms in the yard and sprinkle snake flower pollen inside to attract the snakes.

Watching the ability users attacking the hyenas, the fire elemental abilities sizzling and roasting them, their golden brown bodies emitting a fragrant aroma, Tang Qing couldn’t help but think of the lines ‘adding some cumin powder, making the neighboring children cry out in hunger’. However, as hyenas were scavengers, their meat was inedible.

At that moment, someone bumped into his shoulder.

Turning around, Tang Qing saw that it was Lu Yining.

Pointing at the ground, Lu Yining looked pitiful and innocent, with a face full of apology, saying, “Sorry, I tripped on a stone.”

“It’s okay,” the young man’s voice was clear and pleasant.

At that moment, a well-defined hand reached out to Tang Qing, and the silver-haired man said calmly, “The path is hard to walk, let me lead you.”

Tang Qing wanted to explain. Although he was a bit clumsy, he could still walk; he was just tripped by someone.

But looking at the man’s unquestionable gaze, Tang Qing still took the strong hand, being firmly led. When they encountered difficult paths, that gentle yet firm hand would pull him along.

Behind them, Lu Yining couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy. Lord Xuan truly doted on this young man. If he had managed to get close to Lord Xuan that day, would he be the one being held in such high regard now?

As the group reached the depths of the forest, Lord Xuan ordered everyone to rest on the spot.

They took out food from their packs and sat on the ground to eat.

Suddenly, a group of snakes emerged from the ground, approaching them.

Everyone quickly used their abilities to attack the snakes.

Gu Mijing shouted, “Start a fire.”

Several ability users immediately conjured small fires. Indeed, the snakes were afraid of light, so when they encountered fire, they hesitated and dared not approach.

Tang Qing was startled and stood carefully by a fire, guarding against snake attacks. Unseen to him, a thick arm-sized snake, seemingly ignoring the threat of the fire, spat venom and lunged towards Tang Qing’s back.

A strong hand blocked in front of Tang Qing.

Turning around, Tang Qing was shocked by the scene before him, “Lord Xuan…”

Gu Mijing grabbed the snake by its neck, crushing the large snake to death. He coldly stared at the snake, his eyes dark.

Approaching, Tang Qing noticed a bite on the man’s arm, two small puncture wounds oozing black blood, clearly indicating a poisonous bite.

Feeling guilty and nervous about the man getting injured while protecting him, Tang Qing momentarily forgot he was a healing ability user. He lifted the man’s arm and moved towards the wound, lowering his head.

“Lord Xuan, let me suck out the venom for you.”

His soft lips touched the wound1my first thought was… wow that perverted piece of garbage probably wished it was his d!ck that got bitten instead so Baby Tangtang can suck on it.

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    my first thought was… wow that perverted piece of garbage probably wished it was his d!ck that got bitten instead so Baby Tangtang can suck on it ↩︎

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4 thoughts on “Chapter 53 – Lord Xuan, I’ll help you suck out the poison”

  1. Let’s say it WAS a MOSQUITO and WHOA!!! Lord Xuan would surely want Baby TangTang to suck off him somewhere else but we don’t talk about it shhh 🤫🤐, reminds me of the song 🎧🎵🎶 We don’t talk about Bruno-no-no🎶. Also that some boy should back off since Lord Xuan only loves our Baby TangTang. Thanks for the update ChuRen jiejie.

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    • Cannon fodders smh. They like being in the line of fire. Tis was a giant dog shaped mosquito…

      Thanks for reading~

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