Chapter 144 – Crossdressing (Stand-In)

[Quick Transmigration] The Paranoid Villain is Coveting the Beautiful Cat Again
ChuRen
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Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28 Chapter 29 Chapter 30 Chapter 31 Chapter 32 Chapter 33 Chapter 34 Chapter 35 Chapter 36 Chapter 37 Chapter 38 Chapter 39 Chapter 40 Chapter 41 - Extra: Assistant Li's Confusion Chapter 42 - A day in Xiao Mi's life + New world Chapter 43 - Protecting the Chrysanthemum! Chapter 44 - Lord Xuan's dream lover? Chapter 45 - It turned out to be a little female cat~ Chapter 46 - His bride Chapter 47 - Tangtang's temptation in uniform Chapter 48 - Taking a bath together Chapter 49 - Tang Tang is going to be a beauty Chapter 50 - Can you be my girlfriend? Chapter 51 - The abnormal Lord Xuan Chapter 52 - Slight pain on the chest Chapter 53 - Lord Xuan, I'll help you suck out the poison Chapter 54 - The nature of snakes... Chapter 55 - He did this kind of thing to the boy Chapter 56 - "You are not him." Chapter 57 - The kitten's call Chapter 58 - How did my tail appear? Chapter 59 - Lord Xuan is jealous Chapter 60 - Daily life in a small dark room Chapter 61 - The light of day Chapter 62 - Heard that Tang Tang is Cinderella Chapter 63 - Applying milky white liquid to Tang Tang~ Chapter 64 - Want to add Tang Tang on WeChat? Chapter 65 - Watching Tang Tang take a bath Chapter 66 - Oops, the soap is a bit slippery Chapter 67 - The school beauty is cheating on the school grass? Chapter 68 - Catching an adulterer Chapter 69 - Kissing the instep Chapter 70 - Checking into a room with Tang Tang Chapter 71 - Claiming sovereignty Chapter 72 - Let's take a hot spring bath together Chapter 73 - Hot springs Chapter 74 - Child Bride Chapter 75 - Incoming shura field Chapter 76 - Tang Tang is in danger Chapter 77 - Lu Bei's reverse scale Chapter 78 - Your kitten is suddenly acting coquettish with you Chapter 79 - Wanting to strip Tang Tang naked and rub him from head to toe Chapter 80 - Needing to find a reason to press Tang Tang on the bed Chapter 81 - Lu Bei's handheld flashlight Chapter 82 - Eating a little kitty Chapter 83 - Don't bother Tang Tang Chapter 84 - How white is Tang Tang's chest Chapter 85 - Lu Bei starts his journey to pursue his wife Chapter 86 - Going to the bar to catch my wife Chapter 87 - Last night... Chapter 88 - The shy little flower blooming quietly~ Chapter 89 - Women's clothing Chapter 90 - The person Tang Tang likes? Chapter 91 - The ending Chapter 92 - Extra: [What if: 1]The little black room Chapter 93 - Extra: [What if: 2] Boot Fetish Chapter 94 - Extra: [What if: 3] Maid Outfit Chapter 95 - Tangtang's third engagement Chapter 96 - Tangtang sells himself to the duke Chapter 97 - Delivered to the door at night Chapter 98 - Such beautiful feet should be collected Chapter 99 - The madam's body is so beautiful Chapter 100 - The madam's hands are so soft Chapter 101 - Could it be that the madam is seducing me? Chapter 102 - The only wife of the Xie family Chapter 103 - Here comes the face slap Chapter 104 - A wife's obligations Chapter 105 - Rebirth Chapter 106 - Rebirth is useless Chapter 107 Chapter 108 - The Duke is jealous Chapter 109 - The Duke is in his susceptible period / The cat appears Chapter 110 - So hard... it hurts Chapter 111 - Did you guys sleep with each other? Chapter 112 - His redeeming light Chapter 113 - Tangtang's false heat Chapter 114 - Temporary mark/Cat ears Chapter 115 - Little cabbage is stolen Chapter 116 - Tang Tang confesses in public Chapter 117 - Free dog food distribution in large quantities~ Chapter 118 - Mother-in-law visiting son-in-law Chapter 119 - Temporary mark Chapter 120 - Slapping the vicious woman in the face Chapter 121 - Showing cat ears Chapter 122 - The kitty is drunk Chapter 123 - The drunk little kitten got eaten! Chapter 124 - Was it intense last night? Chapter 125 - The silly little cat outside the window Chapter 126 - The big cat carrying the little cat Chapter 127 - The kitten that fell from the sky Chapter 128 - Kissing the ugly scar Chapter 129 - Ending: Becoming an Omega + Spiritual Fusion Chapter 130 - Extra: Pregnancy - Your Majesty, I'll sleep alone tonight Chapter 131 - Extra: Pregnancy - The End Chapter 132 - Becoming a director of strange movies Chapter 133 - Accidentally grabbed... Chapter 134 - A red mark at the corner of his mouth Chapter 135 - (Leg stand-in) Crossdressing Chapter 136 - Imagining Lu Zeyu naked Chapter 137 - Hugs and sweet moments Chapter 138 - The hardworking cat Chapter 139 - Moving into the movie emperor Lu's house Chapter 140 - Sharing a day in bed Chapter 141 - Wondering if cats can get sty Chapter 142 - "Movie Emperor Lu, you're here." Chapter 143 - A fan of Movie Emperor Lu Chapter 144 - Crossdressing (Stand-In) Chapter 145 - Reason for Lu Zeyi's blackening Chapter 146 - A purple cylindrical object Chapter 147 - A massive social disaster Chapter 148 - Wine Chapter 149 - "Tangtang, help me." Chapter 150 - On the sofa... Chapter 151 - The sofa is good Chapter 152 - So this is the kind of move Tangtang makes... Chapter 153 - Unspoken Rules Chapter 154 - The Dark Room Chapter 155 - Picking up girls Chapter 156 - The cat ran away from home Chapter 157 - Holding onto his wife and still frantically searching for his wife Chapter 158 - Discussing with his wife on how to imprison him Chapter 159 - The cat transformed into a human Chapter 160 - Married, do not disturb Chapter 161 - Extra Chapter 1: All about driving: Interviewing for a strange movie Chapter 162 - Extra Chapter 2: All about driving: Director Lu personally sets out Chapter 163 - Extra Chapter 3: All about driving: Snake Chapter 164 - Extra Chapter 4: All about driving: Japanese Restaurants and Cinemas Chapter 165 - Extra Chapter 5: All about driving: The Wedding Chapter 166 - Little Maid Tangtang Chapter 167 - Encountering the black cat Chapter 168 - The black cat saves the beauty Chapter 169 - The secret of the countess Chapter 170 - The black cat turned into a beautiful youth Chapter 171 - The delicious little maid Chapter 172 - The vampire prince: Sephiroth Chapter 173 - Julian's wrath Chapter 174 - "Take off your clothes." Chapter 175 - The Vampire's first embrace Chapter 176 - A night of confusion and passion Chapter 177 - Julian's kiss Chapter 178 - The adorable little male servant Chapter 179 - "Be my bloodslave."

Translator: ChuRen/ YuQiChen


The second day’s scene was crucial in the movie. It involved the Movie Emperor unintentionally discovering a wound on the female lead’s back, realizing she was the one who had saved him the previous night.

The Emperor took out medicinal ointment from the palace and applied it to the female lead’s back. During this process, they shared their innermost secrets, leading to a true mutual understanding.

This scene was considered the most passionate and pivotal moment in the entire film.

However, an unexpected situation arose.

“I can’t do this,” Shangguan Linlin, who played the female lead, said indifferently, “Since my debut, my image has been that of a ‘pure and virtuous lady’. I can’t take on these revealing and passionate scenes.”

Gu Minghao retorted, “If you couldn’t do it, why didn’t you say so earlier? This scene was already scheduled. Did you just realize this today?”

Shangguan Linlin insincerely laughed, “Sorry, Director. I overlooked it before and didn’t notice this detail. Moreover, my agent has been emphasizing that I should not take on nude scenes lately, as it would greatly affect my image.”

It was evident to everyone that Shangguan Linlin was blatantly lying.

She was causing trouble for the production team because Gu Minghao had cut her scenes.

Gu Minghao glanced at Shangguan Linlin and said directly, “Fine, then we’ll find a stand-in. It’s not the first time you’ve used a stand-in for your scenes.”

“Wire stunts need stand-ins, water scenes need stand-ins, even injury scenes need stand-ins. What’s one more? Where’s Xiao Chen?”

Without even looking at Shangguan Linlin, Gu Minghao asked other crew members, “Where’s Xiao Chen? Get her to stand in for Shangguan in this scene and pay her extra.”

The crew members shook their heads in a dilemma, “Director Gu, we didn’t see Xiao Chen today. It seems like she took a day off.”

Shangguan Linlin looked at Gu Minghao and suddenly exclaimed, “Director, I almost forgot to tell you, Xiao Chen isn’t here today.”

“I asked her to go to the city to buy some things for me yesterday. You know, girls always have some things they need to buy that are inconvenient to trouble others with. I was supposed to inform you about her absence this morning, but I was too busy and forgot to mention it.”

Gu Minghao was nearly angered by Shangguan Linlin’s antics; she was clearly trying to play a trick on him.

He sneered, “Alright, I don’t believe I can’t find anyone to replace you for this scene today, just for showing a bare back.”

He scanned the surroundings, his gaze falling on various female crew members present, scrutinizing them as if he were an emotionless scanner.

He didn’t spare even the cleaning lady.

Among the female crew members present, there were actually one or two who seemed to have suitable figures. However, they all looked visibly anxious, fearing being singled out by Gu Minghao. After all, they were just there for work, and suddenly being asked to reveal their backs was a bit unexpected.

Gu Minghao scanned the area back and forth a few times.

Finally, his gaze landed on Tang Qing.

The young man had a handsome and delicate appearance, with a slender and elegant neck, and a slim yet attractive figure.

“Minghao-ge, why are you looking at me like that…?”

Tang Qing asked somewhat bewildered.

No way, this can’t be happening…

He looked into Gu Minghao’s familiar eyes, sensing an ominous feeling.

“Tangtang, I’ve noticed that your figure looks good everywhere.”

Tang Qing awkwardly waved his hand, “No, no, it’s nothing compared to a girl’s, I can’t, Minghao-ge.”

He could accept a cameo with exposed legs before.

After all, he was a guy, and who hadn’t worn shorts? He didn’t find showing legs to be something shameful.

But showing his back, that was a bit strange.

He had never stripped or exposed his back in public before.

It just felt, well, a bit…

Gu Minghao encouraged, “Tangtang, why are you shy? You’re not a girl, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”

Tang Qing’s fair face blushed slightly, embarrassed as he said, “I can’t do it, my back, my back…”

“It’s covered in pus.”

Tang Qing blurted out, bluntly blackening his own name.

Gu Minghao glanced at Tang Qing, “How is that possible? With your delicate skin, who would believe that?”

Tang Qing shook his head, “I really can’t do it, it’s not good-looking. Minghao-ge, find someone else.”

“How could it not suit you? Tangtang, you’re too modest.”

Gu Minghao pushed Tang Qing into the dressing room, coaxing, “Be good, go on now, I’ll treat you to a meal later.”

Gu Minghao glanced proudly at Shangguan Linlin.

Shangguan Linlin stomped her foot in anger, then walked out of the set without looking back.

Gu Minghao sneered, “She really thinks highly of herself. If she wants to leave, I’ll just delete all her scenes.”

Lu Zeyu had just changed into his ancient costume, put on his headpiece, and finished his makeup before walking out of the dressing room.

His cold and noble features, sharp eyebrows, and handsome face seemed like they were carved by a knife, with distinct contours.

“Where is Shangguan?”

Lu Zeyu glanced around the set, sensing a strange atmosphere, especially since Shangguan Linlin, who was supposed to act with him today, was nowhere to be found.

Today’s scene was quite important, so he had arrived early on set.

Gu Minghao, however, showed no signs of worry and instead chuckled, “Movie Emperor Lu, I’ve found you a new leading lady. You better not thank me too much.”

“A new leading lady?”

Lu Zeyu furrowed his brows slightly, “Another stand-in?”

Gu Minghao nodded, looking a bit disgusted.

Lu Zeyu understood the situation.

Shangguan Linlin not only had poor acting skills but was also troublesome. It seemed she had caused another problem for Gu Minghao.

But could they really replace someone for such an important scene?

He couldn’t help but feel a bit concerned. After all, no one wanted any incidents to occur in a film that they had worked so hard on.

Just as he was pondering, the door to the fitting room was pushed open.

Lu Zeyu raised an eyebrow slightly and casually glanced over.

A young man dressed in a white floor-length gown slowly emerged from behind the door.

He wore a wig, with long hair flowing down his shoulders. His slender and delicate figure, exquisite features, and beauty made him seem like a character from a painting.

Lu Zeyu raised an eyebrow slightly, “Tang Qing?”

Gu Minghao glanced at Tang Qing, patted Lu Zeyu’s shoulder, and laughed satisfactorily, “Movie Emperor Lu, you’re in luck.”

Gu Minghao’s implication was that Tang Qing’s professionalism and attitude were much stronger than Shangguan Linlin’s. Acting with Tang Qing would definitely be more relaxed than with Shangguan Linlin.

Lu Zeyu remained silent.

He just gazed quietly at Tang Qing, his beautiful peach blossom eyes holding a mysterious and inscrutable look.

Tang Qing awkwardly walked over in his long dress, feeling a bit uncomfortable. He had a light makeup on his face and nervously adjusted his skirt, “Movie Emperor Lu, could you please persuade Minghao-ge? I really don’t think I’m suitable for this.”

Lu Zeyu looked at the young man without responding.

Gu Minghao knew that Lu Zeyu most likely agreed as well, so he said, “Alright, let’s film this scene first. Tang Qing, you just need to act out the scene where you apply ointment on your back. Later on, we’ll have that woman come in for a few shots.”

“This way, it won’t affect her ‘pure and flawless’ image.”

Tang Qing could only nod helplessly and, following the filming requirements, sat down at the edge of the bed.

“Action!”

The Emperor noticed the Empress sitting on the bed, a hint of surprise flashing in his eyes.

The Empress wore a white gauze dress, her1hey hey this is in the emperor’s point of view, not Lu Zeyu slender back faintly showing traces of blood.

The once pristine white dress, like a plum blossom tainted with red, appeared both beautiful and shattered.

“You, are you injured?”

The Emperor approached the bed, his voice somewhat unsteady.

The Empress turned her head in panic, looked up at the Emperor, opened her mouth to speak but remained silent.

She didn’t want the Emperor to know that she was the one who had blocked the hidden weapon for him last night.

The Emperor gazed at the delicate figure of the beauty and asked in a deep voice, “Does it hurt?”

The Empress bit her lip, shook her head.

“How could it not hurt.”

The tall man sat by the bed, his voice husky, “I know you have many secrets and don’t wish to reveal them.”

“At the very least, let me apply the ointment for you.”

The Empress, fearing the Emperor might ask further questions, nodded and delicately untied her gauze dress, revealing her round and graceful shoulders, as well as her smooth and fair back with a hint of blood seeping from a gruesome wound on the right side.

The skin was translucent and radiant, delicate like a halo had been cast upon it. The wound resembled a red plum blossom on white paper, gently spreading and staining, adding a fragile beauty to the otherwise flawless and pure image.

“Your Majesty, is this wound very unsightly?”

The person behind her remained silent, and the Empress couldn’t help but purse her lips, feeling somewhat nervous.

The Emperor lowered his head, gazing directly at the beautiful sight before him. He took out the medicinal ointment from the palace and in a husky voice said, “It’s not unsightly.”

“My Empress, there isn’t a single part of you that isn’t beautiful.”

The Empress shyly lowered her head, revealing a slender and fair neck, delicate yet fragile.

The Emperor half-embraced her and gently reached behind her back.

His hands were dry and warm, not causing any discomfort.

However, the Empress couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed, biting her lip and fluttering her eyelashes.

The Empress’s back was fair and beautiful, with smooth and elegant lines. Under the man’s touch, it blushed slightly, shining with a radiant glow, resembling exquisite white jade.

The Emperor’s fingers were slender, his touch gentle as he moved along the curves of the Empress’s back. Wherever he touched, his warmth immediately dissipated into her skin, disappearing quickly.

Due to the pain, the Empress bit her lip tightly, a faint sweat breaking out on her forehead. She tensed her back, arching sensually in response to the pain.

Vivid and lifelike.

Tang Qing, somewhat dazed, wondered if Lu Zeyu’s hands were too warm?

Perhaps it was due to the effect of the ointment.

He felt like the places touched by the man were heating up.

The fragrance of the ointment permeated the room, almost turning into an invisible sentiment that lingered between them, making the room feel a bit warm.

“CUT!”

Gu Minghao called for a break, looking at the camera and expressing satisfaction, “Very good, one take.”

“Have Shangguan Linlin come in this afternoon to shoot the frontal shots.”

“Tangtang, thank you for your hard work. Thank you.”

Tang Qing nodded, didn’t say anything else, and hurried into the dressing room, dragging his skirt.

For some reason, he felt his face heating up, even his earlobes turned pink.

Maybe it was because Lu Zeyu’s acting was just too good. He seemed to have immersed himself into the role of the Empress, who had been secretly in love with the Emperor for a long time.


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    hey hey this is in the emperor’s point of view, not Lu Zeyu

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2 thoughts on “Chapter 144 – Crossdressing (Stand-In)”

  1. Dang, nice sexual chemistry. Also ChuRen jiejie I didnt read those 2 because I want to camp there, let all chapters come out I usually binge read because I cant handle cliff hangers but this novel has been an exception, this is the first time I read a novel as it is releasing, but I think I prefer not having cliff hangers sry. Also if you have any novels where the gong is a doctor and older or one of it I would love to know more, im into doctor gongs now. Thank you for the chapter ChuRen jiejie.

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    • I don’t really have that… BUT I DO HAVE A YOUNGER GONG OLDER SHOU NOVEL IN MY POCKET!!!
      AND ITS A TENTACLED GONG TOO!!

      WEAK AND PITIFUL BUT WITH EIGHTEEN TENTACLES

      Here’s a list of some completed novels I translated:

      -My Vest Fell Off After My Marriage With The Evil God

      -The Evil God Is Going Back To Work

      -Dare to take me as a stand-in? Are you worthy?

      -The Obsessive CEO Begs For Hugs After Obtaining The Ability To Read Minds

      -Weak and Pitiful, but with Eighteen Tentacles

      -Quick Transmigration: Mary Sue Reversal System

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