Lu Bei was close to Tang Qing’s ear, his breath hot, his voice hoarse, “Tang Tang, help me.”
Tang Qing faintly knew what this was about, but he didn’t want to face it.
He tried to divert the topic by asking, “Ah Bei, are you… running a fever?”
A long and strong hand grabbed Tang Qing’s delicate hand and placed it on that hot spot beneath the pants.
“Tang Tang, I feel so uncomfortable…”
Tang Qing was forced to hold onto that area, finding it too hot to handle.
He managed to pull his hand away, nervously saying, “If you’re uncomfortable, go to the bathroom.”
Yes, go to the bathroom. In a few minutes, he wouldn’t be able to help with anything anyway.
Could it be that someone would be so perverted as to not even spare a kitten?
“Just wait until I turn into a cat. Didn’t you say that being intimate halfway through… might leave psychological trauma?”
Recalling Lu Bei’s earlier words, Tang Qing felt emboldened.
Lu Bei’s breath paused.
He had just taunted Tang Qing about this, but now it seemed like he had dug his own grave.
But for some people, once their brain was filled with thoughts of intimacy, they couldn’t care about anything else.
“It’s okay, Tang Tang, I’ll be quick.”
“…”
Tang Qing couldn’t help but fall silent.
Was this person willing to sacrifice his dignity just to get help?
Lu Bei smelled the scent of his childhood friend, his Adam’s apple bobbing continuously.
Tang Qing didn’t speak, but the atmosphere in the air became heated.
Lu Bei’s hot and solid body pressed against his back, especially in that noticeable area, protruding prominently.
Tang Qing had few physical needs; the last time was in the hot springs.
Although they were good friends, Tang Qing still felt a sense of shame. On the night of their eighteenth birthday, hiding under the covers with his childhood friend to engage in such activities.
Even with the best of friends, this was crossing the line.
The thought of it made Tang Qing even more embarrassed and indignant, his fair face flushing with color.
The voice behind him was slightly hoarse, “Tang Tang, please help me, like last time.”
Tang Qing, feeling embarrassed, said, “Ah Bei, you can handle this yourself.”
Ignoring his response, Lu Bei continued bluntly, “Just a few minutes, won’t you help me?”
Tang Qing bit his lip, feeling conflicted, “But last time, it was definitely more than just a few minutes.”
The one who needed just a few minutes was himself…
Seemingly disregarding his reply, Lu Bei bent down without hesitation.
The person behind him pressed up closely, the sensation clear even through the clothes.
Tang Qing’s fair face instantly turned crimson, even his earlobes and neck turning pink.
His childhood friend had beautiful legs, slender and smooth, long and straight, and very fair.
Lu Bei always enjoyed staring at those legs, thinking they were even more attractive than those of top female models.
Experiencing it firsthand, he found them even smoother than he had imagined.
Especially the inner thighs.
As soft as tofu.
Tang Qing tried to push his hand away, but the tall young man took the opportunity to grab his hand.
Tang Qing had never really done any household chores since childhood; even washing personal clothing was something Lu Bei insisted on doing. His hand, nurtured meticulously for seventeen years, was soft and delicate.
“Little soft candy, your whole body is so soft, so cute.”
Saying this, the young man behind him firmly held Tang Qing’s hand without a doubt.
Blushing, Tang Qing wished he could bury his face in the blanket.
His hand felt scorched.
Not only was it hot, but it was also large and heavy, filling his hand with a weighty presence…
Lu Bei held Tang Qing’s hand, gazing at his slightly pink side profile, smelling the pleasant fragrance on him, feeling that Tang Qing was soft and adorable all over, making it hard to resist.
Even his earlobes were delicately small, just the right kind of cuteness.
He had never imagined that one day he would find a boy’s earlobes so enticing.
Fragrant, soft, and cute.
Truly his precious treasure.
Tang Qing suddenly felt a moist sensation on his earlobe.
“Ah Bei… what are you doing…”
It tickled…
The person behind him actually took his earlobe into his mouth.
“Little soft candy, so sweet, the ear of a tuxedo cat tastes like caramel.”
Because of what they were doing, the boy’s voice was deep, hoarse, and somewhat sexy, his hot breath falling on Tang Qing’s ear.
Tang Qing felt his whole ear go numb.
…
The next morning, Tang Qing found himself securely locked in the embrace from behind.
Last night, the person who claimed to only need a few minutes ended up spending dozens of minutes touching and rubbing his hands and thighs.
He dirtied the recently cleaned inner thighs and hands.
Then, saying “I want to help Tang Tang too,” despite Tang Qing’s repeated refusals, he forcefully assisted himself again.
The only thing to be grateful for was that, perhaps due to the previous experience, this time Tang Qing lasted for more than ten minutes at least.
There was finally some progress.
Although compared to someone else, it still wasn’t worth mentioning.
And that pervert not only swallowed everything of his own, not minding the grossness, but also in a good mood, came back for another round…
“99, why didn’t I turn into a cat last night?” Tang Qing blushed, whispering to the system.
【Host, because you turned eighteen, your mental state has become more stable. So, unless there are special circumstances, you won’t randomly turn into a cat now.】System 99 wanted to cry, but it didn’t. It bravely answered the host’s question.
System 99 was banging its head against the wall in the realm of the main god, making the frame rattle.
The host in this world, on the first day of adulthood at eighteen, had been taken advantage of by the villain.
It was truly heartbreaking (;ω;).
Fortunately, the system was just a set of data, so headbanging didn’t hurt.
Tang Qing was speechless.
This setting really caused a lot of trouble.
If only he had known he would become stable, he wouldn’t have agreed to sleep with Lu Bei last night. Being clever sometimes backfires.
The person behind him also woke up.
An eighteen-year-old boy is always more easily agitated in the early morning.
“Tang Tang, you were so cute last night.”
Lu Bei had just woken up, his voice slightly hoarse and sexy.
“Tang Tang, just thinking about your reaction last night makes me…”
After speaking, Lu Bei used his morning glory to touch the perky buttocks of his childhood friend.
“Get lost.” Tang Qing turned coldly, rolling over and using his foot to hit a certain area of Lu Bei.
“Ah!”
Lu Bei slightly bent his knees, grimacing in pain.
“Tang Tang, you’re so ruthless.”
“If I ever go bad, I’ll definitely hold you responsible for life, blaming you forever.”
Tang Qing got out of bed expressionlessly and headed to the bathroom.
—
In the evening, the sunlight gently filtered through the clouds, casting soft beams. Small clouds in the light blue, clear sky formed tiny white waves.
Tang Qing was studying alone in the library.
Glancing at the time, it was almost time for Lu Bei to finish his match.
Tang Qing packed up his books and walked out of the library.
“Excuse me, how do I get to Building Four?” a polite and sunny handsome guy approached him, holding a large bunch of roses, exuding a warm and boyish charm.
“Just keep going straight and then turn,” Tang Qing pointed him in the right direction.
The guy flashed a happy smile, thanked Tang Qing politely, and complimented him, “You’re really pretty, classmate.”
Admiring Tang Qing’s delicate features, he emphasized, “So pretty, like a girl.”
Pausing, he quickly clarified, “I mean, very good-looking, like a girl, you know what I mean? Um, not like a girl, I mean you’re handsome among guys.”
Tang Qing chuckled softly, his eyes curved.
He had received many compliments on his looks before. However, this guy, while handsome, seemed a bit silly.
Nodding politely, Tang Qing responded, “Thank you, I understand what you mean.”
Relieved at Tang Qing’s response, the guy smiled, revealing a row of white teeth. He smoothed his bangs nervously and asked, “How does my hairstyle look?”
Tang Qing glanced up and noticed the guy’s hair, originally fine, now messy from his touch.
He reached out to help fix it.
“Thank you,” the guy said nervously, explaining, “I’m here to confess to my crush, so I’m a bit nervous.”
Tang Qing reassured him, “Don’t worry, you look great.”
The two of them happened to walk together for a while.
However, halfway down the stairs, the guy stumbled and accidentally dropped the flowers.
“Oh, the flowers for my crush.”
Tang Qing crouched down to pick up the flowers.
Some of the flowers had come loose, so Tang Qing helped the guy reinsert them.
As a result, two guys who were clueless in floral arrangement ended up with an extra flower after finishing the task.
“Can you have this one as a gift? Thank you for helping me, and you’re also very pretty, you go well with the flowers.”
The guy felt a bit embarrassed and handed the rose to Tang Qing.
Looking at the flower, Tang Qing thought it would be a shame to throw it away, so he accepted it.
“Thank you, handsome guy. I’ll head off now; my crush is finishing her class.”
The guy jogged off towards the teaching building.
【Host, this guy is Shen Yichen, the Male Lead of this world.】
Tang Qing was taken aback, surprised by the coincidence.
【Host, well done. By encouraging and helping the Male Lead, you’ve brought him one step closer to successfully pursuing the Female Lead.】
Tang Qing was a bit surprised, “Did I really help? Does it make a difference?”
【In the original world, the Male Lead got lost due to a poor sense of direction and didn’t meet the Female Lead today. Also, when he reached the lake, he accidentally dropped the flowers in it.】
Tang Qing: “…”
So, Shen Yichen was set as the clumsy and foolish Male Lead.
Although Shen Yichen was similar in height to Lu Bei and had a handsome appearance, their personalities were completely different.
Lu Bei’s attention was always on Tang Qing, and he maintained a distance from outsiders. If someone bothered Tang Qing, he would turn into a fierce protector.
On the other hand, Shen Yichen’s temperament was more like a foolish dog, friendly and warm to everyone, a bit clueless.
“Tang Tang, what are you looking at?”
Lu Bei’s low, cold voice came from behind. Following Tang Qing’s gaze, Lu Bei saw the back of a guy.
“Is he handsome? More than me?”
Tang Qing turned around to see a big black jealous wolf.
“He even gave you flowers? How daring of you, little soft candy. You slept with me just last night, and today you’re accepting gifts from other guys.”
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2 thoughts on “Chapter 82 – Eating a little kitty”
If people hear they will be like damn! Thanks for the update ChuRen jiejie.
Every time I translate a chapter I’ll always be thinking “D*mn this pervert better get his hands off my wife”