Chapter 31

Editor: Xinghe

Translator: YuQiChen/Churen

Proofreader: Dark Nekoi

Tang Qing’s area was just like him, clean and delicate, standing tall and elegant.

A gentle touch would make him flustered and pitiful, and also tender.

Fu Yixuan caressed that area with one hand, while the other hand rubbed Tang Qing’s fair and tender face, gently placing a kiss on his forehead.

His round almond eyes widened, as if being bullied harshly, filled with tears, long eyelashes fluttering but not daring to meet his own gaze, like a scared little cat.

He leaned close to Tang Qing’s ear, softly saying, “Silly kitty, so cute.”

President Fu’s voice was low and deep, too tingly, causing goosebumps all over Tang Qing’s body, his earlobes turning red, his fair face blushing, filled with emotions.

With a start, he then…

finished.

President Fu was also taken aback.

The assistant, finishing so quickly.

Tang Qing felt like he was going to explode!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

He foolishly stared at Fu Yixuan, eyes filled with disbelief.

After a few seconds, he pushed Fu Yixuan away, turned over, buried his head in the blanket, pulled it up higher, and fell silent.

President Fu looked at his embarrassed and angry assistant, who was like a turtle, only showing a furry back of the head, chuckling quietly.

How could he be so tender and cute.

Tang Qing couldn’t control his desire to kill and silence someone; this was absolutely something that couldn’t be let known to a third person!

Ah, that damned Fu Yixuan! Why couldn’t he just honestly do the deed like everyone else, instead of all the touching and kissing, ever thought about the endurance of an innocent young man!

Tang Qing was preparing to pack up and start a new life on a different planet tomorrow.

…

In the morning, Tang Qing woke up again in a familiar state of soreness and back pain.

[Host, you’re finally awake? Investigation by system 99 revealed that those drugs with effects lasting several days are from ancient channels, while modern channel drugs only last for one day.] System 99’s voice was still energetic.

[However, when I was about to report to the host, for some reason, it was blocked, and I couldn’t reach you.]

“Hehe, guess why you couldn’t reach me…” Tang Qing really wanted to drag System 99 out and give it a good beating. Such unsuitable scenes for children. Of course, the system was blocked and couldn’t see.

Why couldn’t you have mentioned such an important matter sooner!!!

Familiarity breeds contempt. Today, Tang Qing rummaged through his boxes and found a turtleneck shirt before heading to work.

As he walked, he adjusted his collar by the roadside windows, making sure he wouldn’t show any strange marks again.

Then, with a bang, absent-minded Tang Qing bumped into the glass door again.

He swore he could hear people around him laughing!

So, when can he move to the new planet?! Earth is no longer suitable for him!

(/‵口′)／~

Tang Qing sat at his desk, holding his head, took out his phone, and found a new contact on WeChat.

He opened it and saw that it was none other than the persistent Shangguan Ming.

Tang Qing immediately hit reject.

Dare to harass him again? Wasn’t he afraid that President Fu would invite him for tea, the kind where tea leaves end up on your face.

Chen Xiaofei said, “Assistant Tang, are you very familiar with the people from the Shangguan Group?”

Tang Qing immediately denied, “Not really, just had some work-related interactions with them.”

Chen Xiaofei nodded, “The secretary from over there just called, saying to add you on WeChat to schedule the next meeting. Remember to accept the friend request on WeChat.”

Tang Qing looked speechless at Shangguan Ming’s profile on WeChat, wondering where the promised secretary was and why Shangguan Ming was personally adding him.

Shangguan Ming sent another friend request, this time with “Schedule Meeting Time” written on it.

After some thought, Tang Qing decided to accept it. After all, through the internet, Shangguan Ming couldn’t bully him either.

Tang Qing lowered his head and started typing.

[Assistant Tang: Is the next meeting time scheduled?]

[Shangguan Ming: Be my secretary, I can satisfy you more than President Fu.]

[Assistant Tang: …]

Our President Fu has eight-pack abs, do you have them? Just like a boiled chicken, President Fu can easily crush you with one hand.

You might as well change your name to Shangguan Ji¹Chicken. Shangguan Chicken.

Get lost! Crawl as far as you can!

In the CEO’s office, Assistant Li once again saw President Fu, dressed impeccably, looking serious as he played around with his phone in front of a blank screen.

President Fu glanced at Assistant Li, who immediately understood and began to talk about today’s gossip and anecdotes.

“Just saying, Assistant Tang bumped into something again today, hahaha, everyone was almost dying of laughter.”

President Fu, who was in a good mood, immediately turned cold, his tone stern and severe:

“Get rid of that door that lacks eyesight immediately.”

Assistant Li: “?”

Can a door lack eyesight?

Unable to hold back, Assistant Li asked, “President Fu, aren’t you paying too much attention to Assistant Tang?”

Paying attention to the extent of deviating from materialism.

President Fu raised his head to look at the figure outside the office, then chuckled softly.

Although this little assistant was a bit too much, a bit lacking in cooking skills, a bit absent-minded and irritable, using his body to seduce him all the time.

But he had to admit, this trick was very effective on him.

These past few days, whether in meetings or at work, he was actually thinking about what his little assistant was doing. Was he bumping into doors while walking, bullying the little cat in the room, or waiting for him in the kitchen to cook some dark cuisine?

The assistant was like a silly little cat.

He didn’t get drunk last night, but he couldn’t help feeling that impulse towards his assistant again.

Since he and the assistant were just a step away, he would take that final step himself.

After pondering for a moment, Fu Yixuan whispered, “Yes, I want to pursue him.”

Assistant Li: “?”

Was his ear really deaf? Was his age causing him to be hard of hearing? How did he hear President Fu, who was always as cold as an iceberg, say he wanted to pursue a little assistant?

Assistant Li continued to have a day of questioning life.

…

In the evening, Tang Qing finished showering and glanced at the mirror.

His tender little face, sparkling big eyes, still very cute and charming.

But, was his face a bit too red today? Was it because he had just finished showering?

Tang Qing picked up his phone and saw unread messages on WeChat.

[Shangguan Ming: Assistant Tang, why aren’t you replying to me?]

[Shangguan Ming: I’ll teach you how to seduce President Fu.]

Shangguan Ming was eating too many plums²originated from the advertisement Yang Mi once made for plums. In the advertisement, the words “Are you okay?” were repeated over and over again, which turned into the subtext “Are you insane?”, was he okay? Tang Qing didn’t even want to reply to him, so he casually placed his phone in the living room, and went back to his room to play with the little cat.

As he stood up, it seemed like a piece of paper fell off him. Tang Qing glanced around, didn’t see anything on the floor, and went back to his room to rest.

He felt a bit uncomfortable.

In his room, Tang Qing felt his body getting hotter and hotter. Help, what’s happening to him?

“99, I feel so hot, what’s wrong with me?” Tang Qing felt uneasy.

[Host, it seems like you’re allergic to alcohol.] After checking Tang Qing’s body condition, the system responded.

He carefully recalled, could it be the drink that Chen Xiaofei gave him this afternoon, some English-named drink, White Peach Oolong, containing alcohol?

This body looked just like his original appearance, but why was it even more fragile than his original body?

He scratched his head, feeling like something was about to pop out of it.

His butt was also itchy, what on earth was happening to him?

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  originated from the advertisement Yang Mi once made for plums. In the advertisement, the words “Are you okay?” were repeated over and over again, which turned into the subtext “Are you insane?”