Chapter 132 – Becoming a director of strange movies

Translator: ChuRen/ YuQiChen

“It… feels so good…”

“Baby, you’re amazing…”

This was a dimly lit room, with a simple layout, only a few chairs and a bed, with a large strange black mat on the floor.

Four naked, sweat-drenched young men, their waists moving like engines, panting heavily as they engaged in a “group activity”.

After the battle on the bed, they shifted to the black mat on the floor to continue their fight.

The room was filled with a continuous sound of heavy breathing and moans.

Tang Qing looked at the scene in disbelief, completely unaware of what was happening.

He only remembered that he was a traverser in the quick-transmigration world. According to his bound System 99, he had completed missions in four worlds, and each world’s ending left much to be desired.

To prevent the mental state of the quick-transmigration travelers from being affected, the system would forcibly erase the memories of each world for all travelers.

He had just entered this world and hadn’t had the chance to accept the plot of this world yet, but he was already so shocked that his jaw was about to drop.

One of the young men, after a long time of vigorous activity, finally couldn’t hold on any longer. He turned around, sweaty and panting, looking at Tang Qing:

“Can we be done now?”

Tang Qing widened his eyes slightly, looking at him puzzled.

Thinking that Tang Qing might still be unsatisfied, the young man had to support his waist, gasping for mercy, “Director Tang, I really can’t go on, I’m about to collapse.”

“I’ve almost run out of my stamina pills.”

Director Tang?

Could it be that in this world, his identity was a director?

Tang Qing really didn’t want to watch anymore, his eyes were starting to hurt.

He quickly nodded, signaling them to stop.

Seeing Tang Qing nod, a young boy next to him immediately raised a cue card and shouted, “Cut!”

The several young men who were just engaged in intense activity, despite their previously excited expressions, immediately stopped and lay down on the bed in a disheveled manner to rest.

Three of the young men seemed to have a good relationship, sitting close together, intimately grooming each other’s hair.

One of the young men even stuck out his tongue and licked the sweat off another young man’s face.

Strangely, Tang Qing felt that although their behavior was very promiscuous, it lacked any sensual desire.

He didn’t know how to describe it; they seemed to find this behavior not strange at all, simply wanting to wipe the sweat off their friends like it was a normal thing to do.

But would normal people really sit naked together, licking each other’s sweat?

The young man who had just spoken to him had a head of chestnut curly hair, looking like he was in his early twenties, with cute dark eyes that reminded one of a fluffy teddy bear.

Approaching Tang Qing, he asked pleasingly, “Director Tang, what’s wrong? Are you not satisfied with today’s scene?”

Tang Qing could only support his forehead weakly, saying, “I’m feeling a bit unwell.”

“Keke, I think Director Tang looks a bit pale. Let him rest alone for a while. He thinks about the plot every day and works hard.” The assistant on the side said considerately.

Tang Qing nodded, using the excuse of feeling dizzy to leave the room.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Tang Qing walked into a nearby small room, finally able to converse with the system.

“99! Tell me, what’s going on here?”

[Host, your current identity is that of a playboy rich second-generation, with a hobby of making movies.] System 99’s voice rang out.

Tang Qing couldn’t help but interrupt, “Is my hobby really making movies?”

System 99 solemnly stated, [Your hobby is making movies, but due to your lack of skill, you are currently practicing by making adult films.]

Tang Qing didn’t understand, “Can’t I practice by making some light-hearted films? Why do I have to make these…”

System 99 explained, [Because you are a rebellious playboy rich second-generation. When you just came of age, you originally wanted to live a carefree life but were stopped by your brother. Later, you wanted to make movies. Even though you knew nothing about it, your brother agreed to let you have something to do.]

[Your brother suggested that for your first movie, you should choose a familiar and common theme.]

[You chose this just to spite him.]

Ah… this…

After listening to System 99’s background introduction, Tang Qing was simply amazed.

The familiar and common theme that the original host often watched was this thing?

He would rather go enjoy life…

However, luckily within the misfortune, looking at the progress of this movie, it was almost finished.

Otherwise, Tang Qing would have to consider whether to disband this team.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Qing walked back to the room, preparing to face the chaotic filming scene with those demons.

But there was no scene of naked men kissing each other as he had imagined.

On the bed where the young men had just been sitting, three kittens appeared.

They were lying on the sofa, licking each other’s fur.

Two of them were cute calico kittens, and there was one grumpy-looking tortoiseshell cat.

“Woof, woof, woof.”

A fluffy teddy bear-like poodle saw Tang Qing and trotted over with its short legs.

It pawed at Tang Qing’s pants leg, affectionately rubbing against him.

“Keke, Director Tang hasn’t called it a day yet. Why did you all change back?” The assistant from earlier ran out, somewhat helpless.

The poodle blinked at Tang Qing, acting cute, then right in front of Tang Qing, transformed back into the young boy from earlier.

A real transformation…

[Oh, Host! I forgot to tell you, in this world, some people can transform into animals.] System 99’s voice echoed in his mind again.

[It’s you, and your employees as well.]

Tang Qing felt like he had received too much shock today.

“Director Tang, do you want to continue filming?” Seeing Tang Qing’s slightly off expression, the assistant asked considerately.

Tang Qing quickly declared:

“The filming for today ends here.”

The staff members all happily exclaimed, and the room was filled with the continuous meowing of cats.

The kittens had transformed back into humans, specifically the young men who were just exercising together. They put on their clothes and prepared to leave work.

“So tired, I’m going back to eat some dried fish.”

“Let’s take on more projects in the spring, so we can slack off in the winter.” The two young men who had transformed from calico kittens discussed.

“It’s really annoying, it always takes so long.” The young man who had transformed from a tortoiseshell cat grumbled with a sour expression.

Tang Qing and the young man who had just transformed from a teddy bear walked to the elevator together.

This young man’s name was Le Ke, supposedly because after transforming into a human, he really liked drinking cola, so he casually gave himself a name, Le Ke¹Cola in chinese is Kele 可乐.

A person who transformed from a teddy dog, whose job was to film gay videos.

Even gave himself a name like Le Ke.

For some reason, Tang Qing always felt that this person had a deeper meaning²Meaning of cola in chinese is something along the lines of ‘capable of bringing happiness’ lmao he meant to say that Leke can ‘bring happiness’ to everyone through….

They passed by a shopping mall, where a huge billboard hung on the outer wall, featuring an extremely handsome male star.

He had dazzling almond-shaped eyes, well-defined features, and a face so beautifully sculpted it looked like a masterpiece crafted by a sculptor.

Dressed in formal attire, with the collar slightly open, revealing a hint of a sexy collarbone, one hand casually tugging on the tie, exuding a restrained sensuality.

So handsome that it was downright dizzying.

Le Ke saw the billboard and immediately let out a howl like a sow in heat:

“I’ve been struck by the beauty of the Movie Emperor Lu again! Is he even real? Must be a 3D model!”

“This face, this physique, I really want to lick him…”

“Lu Zeyu! Why are there such handsome men in this world! I want to have his babies!”

Tang Qing couldn’t help but wonder, “Le Ke, aren’t you the one on that billboard?”

Although Tang Qing didn’t deliberately look, he noticed that Le Ke and the young man who had transformed from a tortoiseshell cat were the ones on the billboard.

Le Ke blushed, awkwardly saying, “Director Tang, you don’t understand. Even though I am a ‘one³meaning a top‘, if the other person is Lu Zeyu, I can also offer up my tender virgin chrysanthemum⁴HELP!! MY TENDEr VIRGIN CHRYSANTHEMUM HE SAID!!.”

“I heard he does his own stunts in action movies, doesn’t use a stunt double. All the high-difficulty moves, he does them himself. That strong waist of his must be powerful, and he must have many tricks in bed.”

“Just thinking about it gets me excited!”

Tang Qing was bewildered.

What did he mean by a “strong waist”?

Wasn’t Le Ke’s own waist a literal “strong waist”? Why was he eyeing someone else’s?

Back at home, Tang Qing saw his brother in this world, Tang Bo.

Tang Bo was the CEO of the Tang Entertainment Group, rich and powerful, and his biggest hobby was pampering his younger brother.

System 99 told him that in the previous world, he messed up a mission, ended up marrying the villain, and caused the male lead of the original world to become a prisoner under the villain’s control.

To maintain the stability of the small world, Tang Bo paid a high price, resulting in the Tang Bo of this world losing his previous memories and believing he was just a regular person in this small world.

“Tang Tang, did you have a good time filming today?” Tang Bo asked.

Tang Qing forced a smile, “Yes.”

Tang Bo looked closely at his brother, “What’s wrong? You seem to have something on your mind.”

Tang Qing knew that the Tang Bo of this world, like the one in the original world, was deeply attached to his younger brother. He managed every detail of Tang Qing’s life, making it impossible for him, a playboy, to enjoy life freely.

To make his younger brother happy, he even lavishly invested in a mysteriously inappropriate adult film for Tang Qing to shoot.

Tang Qing had to respond, “Gege, I’m thinking about Lu Zeyu.”

Tang Bo immediately frowned and asked, “What do you want to do with him? Do you like him?”

Tang Qing explained, “No, no, I just want to make a movie with him. I think his image is perfect for my next film.”

Just now, System 99 had told him that his mission was to get close to Lu Zeyu.

But with their vastly different statuses, Tang Qing really couldn’t think of a way to approach him.

Tang Bo looked a bit troubled, “Tang Tang, although your gege has some connections and power in the entertainment industry, and our grandfather has a favor with the Lu family, which might make Lu Zeyu give us some face.”

“It might be a bit too much for the Movie Emperor Lu to condescend to star in an adult film for you”

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  Cola in chinese is Kele 可乐 ↩︎
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  Meaning of cola in chinese is something along the lines of ‘capable of bringing happiness’ lmao he meant to say that Leke can ‘bring happiness’ to everyone through… ↩︎
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  meaning a top ↩︎
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  HELP!! MY TENDEr VIRGIN CHRYSANTHEMUM HE SAID!! ↩︎