Wei Xiu had been in the habit of mocking himself, but being called promiscuous by someone else was a whole different thing.
He’s been celibate his whole life, when would he ever have received such embarrassing criticism.
His face turns beet red, but he has nothing to retort, he can only repeat: “Ridiculous! Ridiculous!”
Wei Xiu leaves in a huff, embarrassed. But it’s not long before he can’t resist coming back and carrying Xu Yunchun into the bathroom to clean him.
While showering, Xu Yunchun starts getting physical again.
Unable to hold back, Wei Xiu pushed the half-clean Xu Yunchun back and left!
“Where are you going off to like that?” Xu Yunchun revels in the other’s suffering, “It’s too late to put the chastity belt on now. It probably won’t fit!”
Xu Yunchun laughed loudly after what he said. Wei Xiu could do nothing but grit his teeth: “It’s none of your business!”
He truly does spoil Xu Yunchun too much!
–
The next day, Wei Xiu forces Xu Yunchun to study.
Ever since they got married, Wei Xiu’s been busy with work and has had no time to be Young Master Xu’s notetaker. These past few months, Xu Yunchun has had to attend class himself.
Wei Xiu: “I can’t help you this time, you have to figure it out yourself!”
Xu Yunchun: “Understood. No one wants your help anyway!”
Xu Yunchun lies on the desk, periodically flipping through the books.
Seeing the other’s half open eyes, Wei Xiu wants to scold him. But when Xu Yunchun remembers why he’s so tired, a shameless vision of himself from last night floats into his head, he recalls the shame of him rolling around several times with Xu Yunchun.
The words reach his mouth, but are unable to come out, all he can do is get up and go to the kitchen.
Later, Wei Xiu is brewing a strong pot of Oolong tea.
“Hey, drink some tea.” Wei Xiu lifts an eyebrow, meaning: Here’s your favorite tea.
Xu Yunchun looks up in response: “Your ideas are so dated, young master. For the people of this world, it’s more trendy to drink coffee.”
Wei Xiu: “…You’re looking to die, huh?”
Xu Yunchun notices Wei Xiu’s murderous gaze and hurries to drink up the tea.
–
After finishing the tea, Xu Yunchun finally feels energized, and is nosedeep in books, writing and drawing.
Finally at ease, Wei Xiu starts doing his own work.
An hour later, Wei Xiu gets up and pours more tea. Seeing Xu Yunchun’s pen moving non-stop, and him occasionally switching colors as if he’s creating beautiful notes, Wei Xiu can’t help the soothing smile on his face…until he gets a clear view of what Xu Yunchun is writing.
The notebook is filled with words.
[Wei Xiu (heart)] The heart is rainbow colored.
[Xu Yunchun loves Wei Xiu for life] Mincho font, rainbow gradient.
[Xu Yunchun belongs to Wei Xiu] Regular script, italic, shadowed.
[卫wei 修xiu] Squarefont font, bold.
Wei Xiu: “What are you doing???”
Xu Yunchun, wearing an excited expression: “I also want a tattoo, which one do you like?”
Wei Xiu: “What kind of tattoos are those! They’re so ugly!”
Xu Yunchun: “Doesn’t your tattoo look something like this?”
Wei Xiu: “Of course, it doesn’t!”
To say something like that is just humiliating. Wei Xiu snatches the pen, and quickly draws out the bronze script tattoo he got back then, then taps Xu Yunchun’s face: “And you dare call me alternative, you’re the alternative one.”
Xu Yunchun looks at it, lets out an ‘Oh’, then says: “So you used my carvings as a reference. You lack creativity, young master.”
Wei Xiu: “I just wanted it to be a call back to your carvings. Look at the nonsense you designed! Where has your taste gone?”
Xu Yunchun signs: “Fine. Then, I’ll design it again.”
When he sees Xu Yunchun bow his head to redesign the tattoo fonts, Wei Xiu is finally satisfied, intermittently giving some suggestions: “Try seal script.”
Half an hour later, Wei Xiu suddenly snaps out of it.
What about tomorrow’s exam?
–
It’s evening, but Xu Yunchun hasn’t studied a word.
Wei Xiu has had enough, his solution is to hold Xu Yunchun in his embrace, and monitor from up close.
Xu Yunchun wants to get physical, but after just one touch, he says, surprised: “When did you put the chastity belt back on?”
Wei Xiu chuckles: “You think I’m a fool who doesn’t know to take defenses against you?”
Xu Yunchun wants to hurry and release pheromones, but Wei Xiu continues: “I also took some inhibitors.”
Xu Yunchun grits his teeth. Damn it!
How could you pretend to be some demure young master when every part of your body has been played with? You hypocrite!
Seeing that there was no way to access the bottom, Xu Yunchun decides to attack the top.
He turns, and gently kisses Wei Xiu’s lips.
Wei Xiu: “Sit up!”
He pays him no mind, and then gives him a lick.
Wei Xiu, face crimson: “Are you trying to push me to put on the muzzle?”
Xu Yunchun: “What are you, a monk? How could you resist after two kisses?”
Wei Xiu: “What kind of monk would let the person they love sit in their lap?”
Xu Yunchun smiles proudly: “As expected, the young master loves Chunchun the most.”
Wei Xiu, annoyed: “It’s great that you know. Now, go study.”
–
Xu Yunchun has enough messing around, and is finally willing to start studying.
But, a half an hour later, he starts bawling: “Why is there so much! I’ll never be able to finish! I’m done for!”
Wei Xiu: “It’s karma! Well deserved! I tried to tell you!”
Xu Yuncun: “Scold me tomorrow! Young master, think of something!”
Wei Xiu has no choice, he goes through half of Xu Yunchun’s book, and starts highlighting and writing notes.
That night the two do not sleep, and are finally able to finish reviewing for the exam.
The next day, Wei Xiu sends a bawling Xu Yunchun off to take his exam. He can’t help but let out a deep sigh.
Shen Xi was completely right.
He really does spoil Xu Yunchun too much, if he lets Xu Yunchun pester and pout at him all day again. Xu Yunchun will eventually be spoiled to the point that he can’t do anything without his young master.
