The fake young master is annoyed.
He calls Xu Yunchun, berating him right as he picks up: “Where’d you go? And what the hell is this?”
On the other end, Xu Yunchun replies innocently: “I’m at school. Last night, I begged you not to, but you insisted on the stamps…”
Here’s what happened according to Xu Yunchun. Last night, he got black out drunk, and expressed that he’s a mature alpha now, and should start breeding. He needed to be stamped as a show to everyone else of his esteemed status.
He ordered pork stamps and paid extra for an express order as a testament to himself.
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The fake young master doesn’t believe it, so Xu Yunchun lets him see the receipt for himself. He looked; turns out the stamps really were purchased the night before. Not only that, there’s even a five-star review with a picture:
[Great product, good for sensitive skin! Perfectly matches my disposition, will buy from this store again! #FinishedBoarStyleTattoo]
The accompanying picture is of him lying on his back showing the stamps all over his body. The top half of his face is hidden by his hand showing a mischievous grin on the bottom half. That’s…actually…his face.
Below, there’s a netizen who commented only a minute after: [Men must love and cherish themselves, chastity is a man’s most valuable gift of betrothal! The sight of your body must be reserved for your omega, I hope you will continue to preserve your innocence!]
And he replied: [Wow, you could tell that I’m a 6’2 ft S-Rank alpha from just this? Thanks for the reminder! I will try to be a good man who loves and cherishes himself!]
The young man falls onto the bed. Had he drunk some kind of faulty alcohol last night?
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The fake young master, extremely pissed: “You just let me send a picture like that? Were you drunk too?”
Xu Yunchun, cautious: “But, sir, they were offering a 5RMB cashback reward.”
The fake young master immediately hung up the phone.
On the other end, Xu Yunchun is extremely pleased. He originally hadn’t planned on sending a picture, but when he remembered the cashback reward, he immediately took a picture and edited something together with the help of some other photos of the fake young master.
Xu Yunchun managed to save the young master 5RMB, hehe. He has to tell him once he gets here. His young master will certainly praise him for his thriftiness.
