As the fake young master lays out cold, Xu Yunchun is freaking out.
“Wake up! I’ve yet to discuss chastity with you!”
He hasn’t died, has he?
…Forget it, if he’s dead then there’s no more to be done, life is hard and short. The young master was steeping with resentment, perhaps he had been wishing for death all this time.
In their last life Xu Yunchun died before his young master, and was robbed of the opportunity to be buried alive with him. It seems the opportunity has been presented to him again.
Xu Yunchun is quite pleased.
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Xu Yunchun lifts the fake young master onto the bed and uses this opportunity to take a crash course on the ABO world.
He’s transmigrated through many books, experienced many strange fantastical worlds, he even knows what a top and a bottom are, but still, he doesn’t understand the concepts Alpha, Beta and Omega.
After half an hour, Xu Yunchun jumps out of bed and walks to the window. He opens it and lifts his foot onto the sill ready to jump out of it.
How could this world be so indecent?!
Why can a man birth a child? And so many at that.
Why do female alphas have family jewels? And they’re even bigger than any male omegas.
Why is the male omega’s reproductive system in his rear? Isn’t that the same as a chicken?
Why do people’s bodies release all kinds of different scents? Isn’t that suffocating?
Why are people going into heat? Why do omegas go into heat once a month? Not even dogs go into heat that often!
Why does a bite to the neck mean a lifetime together? What is this, the feudal era?
Also…why are beta features so ordinary? Is it because the alphas and omega took all the special features?
…Does this world exist for nothing but mating? How could the NPC trick him in this way?
Wait. Xu Yunchun has a sudden realization.
What the NPC had really said was happiness… for every…body…meaning each body
As he realizes the truth of the matter, tears begin shedding from Xu Yunchun’s eyes.
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Finally, Xu Yunchun descends from the window. He was the first stately imperial guard of the great General Wei, he guarded an entire city. How hard could protecting a man’s measly virginity be?
The book is also quite fair, the scumbag top is always a virgin at this point of the story (likely done to reduce the difficulty considering the redemption arc in the later parts of the story) and when he meets the fine bottom, Xu Yunchun is the one and only person he “experiences”.
As long as he keeps everything under control– stopping the fake young master from releasing his pheromones everywhere and randomly marking some omega – all will be well.
He still hasn’t considered how to deal with the ruts, but he already has a plan for when the alpha gets out of control and wants to mark someone.
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When the fake young master wakes up, he notices his mouth is open and Xu Yunchun is feeling his tooth.
The fake young master: ???
Xu Yunchun asks earnestly: “If an alpha has no teeth, do you think he could mark someone?”
Xu Yunchun asks again: “If I pulled out your canines, then you couldn’t just bite someone, could you?”
Xu Yunchun: “Is it true you alphas can’t get cavities? Unfortunate.”
Xu Yunchun: “I’ll just pull them out. When the young master gets here, I’ll tell him you fell and busted your teeth.”
The fake young master believes he must be having a terrible nightmare and faints.
