At first, Fake Wei Xiu was completely unaware of the gossip going around. After all, as a pretentious main-character top, he must stay off his phone and the internet. His head is overflowing with ideas of love, there’s no time to keep up with gossip.
Of course, Xu Yunchun was not planning to let him off that easily.
One day, at mealtime, the housekeeper is carrying a bowl of porridge: “Young master, here’s some porridge. It’s important-”
Before the housekeeper could finish, Xu Yunchun instinctively yells: “Impotent? What do you mean? The young master is not impotent! He definitely is not impotent! Don’t you dare sully his reputation in such a way!”
The housekeeper, feeling completely misunderstood: “I didn’t, I-”
Xu Yunchun is so upset he covers his face crying: “Everyone knows the young master is not impotent…I can prove it…”
Fake Wei Xiu: “???”
Fake Wei Xiu understands that something is up. Intelligent as he is, he finally realizes that something’s been going on under his nose.
–
Fake Wei Xiu interrogates He Yan, and He Yan tells him everything. The young alpha finally understands why his friends were all showing so much concern for him lately.
Huh! So they think he’s impotent. And here he thought it was something serious!
Wait a minute! When did he become impotent?
Fake Wei Xiu goes to confront Xu Yunchun again. Before the young beta can say anything, his face turns bright red. He stutters and stammers a long explanation, but no matter how you turn it, it all comes down to this: Wei Xiu couldn’t get it up.
That night, he wanted to have his way with Xu Yunchun. Xu Yunchun had gritted his teeth and offered himself to him, but in the end, he couldn’t get it up.
“At that time, you had said you were tired, and your body wasn’t in the best condition. You said you would just sleep it off,” Xu Yunchun says, upset, “In the end, I fell asleep too, and you were still out of it, young master.”
Fake Wei Xiu: “…”
Xu Yunchun shows great concern: “Young master, why not over and ask what sort of drug they consumed that night? How could it be that they are all fine and only you have this issue?”
Fake Wei Xiu: “…”
–
Xu Yunchun’s plan is quite ingenious. After all, when it comes to certain private matters, people can’t look into all the details, or won’t even dare to do so. He can just make a few off hand comments and no one will dare to question him.
But of course, due to the young master’s meticulous teachings, Xu Yunchun also always knew to prepare a back-up plan.
That night, Fake Wei Xiu locks his room door, anxiously pulls down his pants and tries his best to prove everyone wrong. But, five minutes later, he’s panicking.
No! He’s just having an off day! That’s it, it’s an off day!
An hour later, Fake Wei Xiu is laying on his bed. His sheets are soaked…soaked with tears!
He really…he really just couldn’t get it up.
That night, Fake Wei Xiu couldn’t sleep at all. He questions himself, his life, his existence as an S-Rank alpha. He questions everything, everything except for the fact that Xu Yunchun might have given him another one of his drugs.
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Fake Wei Xiu’s self-esteem takes a big hit. This time, he stays completely in line. Everyday, if he isn’t studying, then he’s working, he also never forgets to get his workout in. The way he’s been completely ignoring his “worldly desires” makes it seem like the real Wei Xiu has arrived.
Now that Fake Wei Xiu has stopped harassing Shen Xi, Xu Yunchun can finally breathe a sigh of relief. He goes to see Shen Xi to let him know that the young master has gotten back to himself and that Shen Xi can go back to his dorm.
Shen Xi: “He hasn’t done anything to you, right? I couldn’t reach you so I was worried.”
After all of this happened, everyone was so focused on laughing, that no one bothered to check in on Xu Yunchun’s wellbeing.
Xu Yunchun thinks: The lead bottom looks quite cold and aloof, but, it seems his heart is as beautiful as his looks. Good, good.
In order to leave the lead bottom with a good impression of his young master, Xu Yunchun says: “I’m fine, there was just a little misunderstanding.”
Shen Xi frowns, doubtful.
Xu Yunchun: “I really am fine! I’m great, actually!”
Shen Xi looked at Xu Yunchun, his gaze full of pity.
–
The days start to quiet down, the young master’s chastity is still intact. Xu Yunchun finally relaxes, letting go of the tension he’s been holding all this time.
It’s been half a year now…the young master must be on his way, right?
He starts preparing to receive the young master, anticipating the day he opens his eyes and sees that Fake Wei Xiu has turned into the real Wei Xiu.
But, he never expected that as he hoped and hoped, what would come would not be his younger master, but yet another rut from Fake Wei Xiu.
