In the end, Xu Yunchun removed Wei Xiu’s chastity belt. Not because he was feeling particularly benevolent, but because the charging cable isn’t long enough to recharge the belt, so he has to temporarily remove it.
He sighs. “The new model needs upgraded battery endurance.”
“…”
“But that type of thing isn’t my strong suit, I should find someone else to help.”
“…”
“Fetch someone to help me, young master. After all, this is something you’re going to wear, so you should resolve it, you can’t leave everything to me…hehe, don’t I sound just like you when you discipline me?”
“…”
“Why aren’t you saying anything? Say something, young master!”
Wei Xiu says through his teeth: “What exactly do you expect you to say? And can you stop speaking to me from there?”
Xu Yunchun looks up from in front of Wei Xiu’s crotch: “If I stop speaking from here then how am I supposed to undo the lock? I’ll have to look into the eye scanner in just a bit!”
Wei Xiu, dying inside: “How about you give me some kind of drug to knock me and wake me up when it’s completely off?”
Xu Yunchun: “Don’t waste the drugs. I want you to save money.”
Wei Xiu could say nothing in response, so he just puts up with the situation.
It’s fine, he’ll get it off soon, soon…
Just one quick touch for the fingerprint lock.
Just a quick close up for the face recognition lock.
Another quick close up for the eye scanner lock.
And for the voice recognition lock…
Wishing you prosperity!~
Wishing you great splendor!~
Invite all the good in!!
Kick all of the bad out!~*
As Xu Yunchun gleefully sings out of key, Wei Xiu feels like time is dragging on.
Xu Yunchun sings for three minutes straight, then finally a click sound is heard. It’s open.
Wei Xiu is about to ask Xu Yunchun why he would choose this type of song as a voice recognition lock when the other answers first: “This is the first modern song I heard. It’s quite joyous! At the time I was just thinking about singing it to you and spending the new year with you, young master!”
Wei Xiu’s question stays stuck in his throat.
He put Xu Yunchun through so much trouble…
It’s just…isn’t there a better place to sing aside from his crotch?
–
It’s deep into night and everything’s finally unlocked.
After a day of worries and anxiety, Wei Xiu is in serious need of peace and quiet…so he can continue to stew in his anger towards Xu Yunchun.
Wei Xiu: “Go sleep in your own room!:
Xu Yunch laid on Wei Xiu’s bed playing games, refusing to listen.
Wei Xiu: “Xu Yunchun!”
Xu Yunchun: “I’m too tired to move. Carry me, young master.”
Such shameless behaviour!
Without hesitation, Wei Xiu lifts Xu Yunchun into his arms.
This is all because Wei Xiu pampered him to no end and spoiled him rotten.
The year he had just brought Xu Yunchun in, the little one wouldn’t dare sleep on his own. Every night, he cried nonstop, so Wei Xiu let him sleep under his bed. After two days, the little one was still crying. He said the floor was scary, that the big rats ate people. Wei Xiu generally wasn’t willing to share a bed with anyone, but Xu Yunchun was begging him saying that he would be fine after a few days. Once the rats were gone, he would leave the bed.
Who knew eight years later…the two would still be sleeping in the same bed to the point that Wei Xiu couldn’t take it anymore.
And thus, Wei Xiu understood that this little brat has a tendency to get greedy and he shouldn’t let him take the reins.
–
In a huff, Wei Xiu carries Xu Yunchun to his room.
As he opened the door, Wei Xiu almost popped a blood vessel: “What is this? A pigsty? You’re not afraid of the rats eating you anymore, are you? Cause you’ve become a rat yourself!”
Xu Yunchun is nestled in Wei Xiu’s chest playing on his phone. Hearing his young master’s reprimands, he lets out a giggle as if nothing is wrong.
Wei Xiu is forced to carry him back to his own room.
Wei Xiu rants on angrily: “I always have to clean everything up for you! Am I the young master or are you? Who else would let their attendant act the way you do! Don’t think I’ll help you out this time! Not at all! Xu Yunchun, did you hear me?”
Xu Yunchun: “La la la! I can’t hear you!”
Wei Xiu erupts. He carries Xu Yunchun back to the rat’s den. Throws him in, covers him up and leaves!
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*These are the lyrics of a popular Chinese New Year song (Gong Xi Ni Fa Cai by Andy Lau) that is played in public places every new year.
