The group of shadow agents don’t understand why Xu Yunchun is so excited. From what they could hear, there is no difference in Wei Xiu’s voice compared to before.
And they’re right, Wei Xiu’s voice is exactly the same. But it’s as if Xu Yunchun could feel it in his soul. He knows, he just knows! That’s his young master, his young master is here!
While still being held down by the agents, Xu Yunchun says: “Help me get something out of my pocket!”
Shadow agents: “?”
Xu Yunchun: “Quickly!”
They’re absolutely confused, but still do as he requested. Still on the ground, Xu Yunchun receives the object, then struggles to hold up his upper body.
Then everyone hears a “pow!” sound. The shadow agents exclaim: “He has a gun!”
However, it’s really nothing at all, Xu Yunchun just let off a confetti cannon, showering Wei Xiu’s face with confetti: “Great salutations to the young master on his arrival!”
Wei Xiu: “…”
“What the hell is wrong with you?!” the agents preoccupy themselves with pinning Xu Yunchun back to the ground.
–
Wei Xiu frowns: “What are you doing? Get up!”
Shadow agents: “Young master Wei, don’t you want us to punish this Beta who’s been coveting you?”
Wei Xiu: “Coveting me?”
Shadow agents: “He even captured you!”
Wei Xiu: “Captured me?”
Xu Yunchun says, cheerfully: “It’s all a misunderstanding.”
Shadow agents: “What misunderstanding? Young master Wei is impotent! What exactly are you expecting to get from him?”
Wei Xiu:“I’m impotent?”
Wei Xiu has experienced many kinds of plotlines; tragic backstories, plot twists, betrayals, disownments, he’s even transmigrated right into a decapitation scene. But it’s the first time that he’s entered a story and is immediately told that he’s impotent.
He’s confused, bewildered, and even a little uncertain of what to do.
What exactly…happened before he reincarnated?
–
Something seems off, but the agents, though still cautious, are not dissuaded by the strange atmosphere. They pull at Xu Yunchun’s pants, not forgetting their duty.
Wei Xiu frowns: “What’s going on with you? Don’t you realize how dirty the ground is?”
The shadow agents get immediately flustered at being questioned in such a way. They’ve always just pinned people to the ground and that was it, they never bothered to worry about how dirty the ground was.
Wei Xiu: “I’m talking to you, Xu Yunchun!”
Xu Yunchun pouting: “I’m just waiting for them to take off my pants.”
Shadow agents: “?”
Xu Yunchun: “I dipped my body in poison, once they touch me, it’ll be the end of them!”
If they’re gonna take him down no matter what, then he’s gonna take them down with him. Although he loves to stalk, capture, drug and make rumors, he’s still a good person at heart. He would never threaten a person’s life unless it was absolutely necessary.
The group of shadow agents immediately withdraw.
Why did no one tell them that this line of work would be so dangerous?
–
Wei Xiu dismisses the group of agents, and returns home.
Before getting in the car, he turns around to look at Xu Yunchun. The young beta immediately understands and starts frantically patting the dust off of his body.
“You’re so clumsy,” Wei Xiu can’t bear to watch anymore, so he walks over to help.
Xu Yunchun is pat clean by Wei Xiu like a big doll, then he hands his young master a handkerchief. Wei Xiu wipes his hands, then nods his head.
Yay! The young master is back!
Xu Yunchun is so happy he jumps towards Wei Xiu.
Wei Xiu is too slow to evade, he can only catch him, scowling: “Hmph! Still begging for hugs? How ridiculous!”
