“Untie… me…” He Tianfan laid on the bed and looked at the two people who obviously came in to see a good show. He didn’t care about his face and said in a trembling voice.
Long Junhao only looked at him once and immediately grabbed his stomach and rolled on the ground, “hahaha…”
“Don’t laugh…” He Tianfan the beast felt angry and pathetic, “hurry up… untie me…” he said and looked at Gu Chen who was blankly staring at the situation in the room, the corners of his mouth twitching.
The He beast wanted to cry but no tears came out, “Dr. Gu…”
Gu Chen finally recovered and looked down at Long Junhao. The prince shook with laughter and shakily stretched out his hands, “wait… wait…” he said and grabbed the edge of the bed before slowly sitting down beside He Tianfan. He took a deep breath to calm down and wiped his face before saying sadly, “Dr. He… What kind of tragedy happened to you, huh? Hahaha… Ouch…” He laughed uncontrollably and fell down again.
He Tianfan silently looked at the ceiling and burst into tears. He choked out, “if you don’t want to help, then go away… I don’t want to see you for the time being…”
“No, if I go away, who will untie you?” The prince grabbed the edge of the bed again and sat up from the ground. He stretched out his head to look at him, “Dr. He… In fact, the way you look right now is very sexy… really…”
He Tianfan silently cried and turned his head to him, “am I supposed to say thank you…”
“Oh, you’re welcome,” said the prince and he fell down again. “Haha, I can’t anymore. I just want to laugh when I see you like this…”
He Tianfan was so angry and sad that he shouted to Gu Chen, “can you take him away?! Huh? Can you? I was blind before and thought he looked handsome!”
Gu Chen helplessly looked at the man rolling on the ground again and went to help him.
The He beast was firmly tied to the bed. A thin quilt only covered his waist and his chest was covered with blue and purple marks. It was all traces of being tortured. Of course, the premise was that there was no other person around him…
Gu Chen looked at the big bed. There was a little shiitake squatting beside a rotten beast. It grew on one half of the bed and looked particularly innocent and pure. Then the other half had the beast. No matter how he looked, the scene was so strange it made the prince want to laugh.
“Say…” Long Junhao grabbed Gu Chen’s wrist in one hand and pointed to the beast with the other. “Do you think this happened while he was halfway eating or after?”
Gu Chen was silent for a moment, “I don’t know…”
Long Junhao bit his finger and walked back and forth before the big bed. Finally, he walked around to the other end of it and sat next to the little shiitake before skillfully greeting him, “hello, comrade shiitake, we meet again.”
The little shiitake blinked admiring eyes at him, “as expected of a staff of the mushroom department, your ability to handle affairs is strong. After changing my place of growth, you’re still able to find me.”
There was nothing unnatural on the prince’s face as he nodded with a smile, “ah, I’m flattered. We’re considered a nationwide organisation~”
The little shiitake continued to idolise and finally asked weakly, “mushroom staff, can you change me back? The environment here used to be good but it isn’t good anymore.”
Long Junhao looked at the big garbage beside him and said, “then Comrade shiitake, when did you start to realise that the environment is bad?”
The little shiitake thought for a while and answered obediently, “I don’t know. I took a rest to get used to this place when I first moved here. When I woke up again, it became like this and my head was wet. It seemed that someone had watered me. What a good man.”
Long Junhao looked at his pajamas and suddenly clapped his hands before turning to look at Gu Chen. “I know what happened. This little shiitake came out after Yu Ao showered and everything. Which means, he finished his job.” He looked at He Tianfan, coughed and asked, “Dr. He, am I right?”
The He beast didn’t turn his head and looked up to the ceiling…and sighed, “just let me die ahh!”
His voice was almost heart-rending. The little shiitake frowned and couldn’t help but chide, “don’t shout so loudly, you mushroom. The nationwide organisation is here so pay attention to your image.”
He Tianfan almost stopped breathing and his eyes rolled backwards.
“Ah?” A nationwide prince fell down again with his stomach in his arms, “hahaha… this is so hilarious…” he got up, trembling, and looked at Gu Chen with his lips hooked in an abnormal curve, “hey, did you hear what he said?”
The corner of Gu Chen’s mouth twitched and he looked at He Tianfan with incomparable pity, “mushroom…”
“Yes, yes,” Long Junhao grabbed the edge of the bed and laughed for a while before wiping his face. He coughed and sat down again on the bed, looking kindly at He Tianfan. “He Mushroom, welcome to our Mushroom family.”
He Tianfan continued to roll his eyes.
Long Junhao continued to admire his position for a while before turning to look at Xiaolan the shiitake, “Comrade shiitake, you are wrong. Everyone’s the same kind so how can you not be willing to grow up with him?”
The little shiitake bit his lips and looked wronged. Finally, he said weakly, “but you see, his body is blue and purple, it looks almost rotten…”
Long Junhao silently turned his head to look and nodded in agreement, “it does look pitiful…”
The He beast finally came back to his senses and said angrily, “I’ve said it several times already that I’m not a mushroom… If you don’t believe it, then untie my hand…”
The little shiitake looked at him with very naive and pure eyes. “We’re all mushrooms so you should know me very well. I can’t move so how am I supposed to untie you?”
“Please don’t do this…” He Tianfan shed tears again, “how many times do you want me to say it? Moving a bit won’t kill you.”
“I don’t believe you,” the little shiitake shrank away and pouted, “you’re already rotting away so don’t try to pull me down with you…”
“Hahaha…” Long Junhao laughed again without caring and cried out, “oh, my stomach, comrade shiitake, I must bring you into our department!”
“Really?”
“Really, really… Hahaha…”
Gu Chen spectated for a while but in order to prevent the topic from heading in a strange direction, he finally opened his mouth, “why hasn’t anyone come to untie you?”
“Because that bastard told the people outside that, unless it was his order, no matter what they hear inside, no one is allowed to come in,” He Tianfan gnashed his teeth and was resentful. “So no matter how much I shouted, it was useless. It’s all that bastard’s fault. Shit, I’m going to kill him!”
“Don’t be so rude,” Xiaolan the shiitake frowned again and scolded seriously, “otherwise, you don’t deserve to be a mushroom.”
He Tianfan got even more angry. “I’m not a mushroom in the first place!”
“Then why don’t you move?”
“…” He Tianfan wept again and choked, “it’s all because of you…”
“You…You…How dare you slander me…” The little shiitake was angry. “You’re already rotting and you want to bring me down with you. It’s mean, too mean…” he said and turned his head to look at Long Junhao. “Mushroom staff, you must not believe him.”
“Oh, okay, I won’t believe it, I won’t,” Long Junhao held the little shiitake’s hand and said affectionately, “I only believe in one mushroom.”
“Thank you, mushroom staff,” the little shiitake shook his hand then looked at a certain beast again before adding, “I think it’s better to move me elsewhere. I’ve had enough of him.”
“Alright then,” Long Junhao laughed and got up before coughing and looking away. “Our mushroom department staff all have an ability. As long as I gently pat my hand on the top of the mushroom, the mushroom can move by itself.”
“Really?” The little shiitake’s eyes lit up immediately. “Then, mushroom staff, please pat me quickly.”
“Okay,” Long Junhao nodded calmly and quickly patted him on the head, “alright, now hurry up. You don’t have much time.”
“Yes!” The little shiitake jumped out of bed and quickly ran to the familiar corner before squatting silently. He said with emotion, “it’s good to be back.”
Long Junhao clapped his hands, “done.”
The corner of Gu Chen’s mouth twitched, “…your way of dealing with them is getting faster and faster, it’s almost refined.”
Long Junhao saluted with his hand, “well said, well said.” After that, he turned his attention to He Tianfan and walked to the bed. “Okay, I’ll untie it for you now. You better feel some gratitude and don’t help the outsiders.”
He Tianfan naturally knew that he was referring to Lei Yan so he said, “yes, I know. Quickly untie me now. No matter what, I’m not letting that bastard go next time!”
Long Junhao froze, “you’re going to tie up the little shiitake again?”
