Chapter 22.1 – Shiitake

Translator: Rina

Editor: Ning Ning

Proofreader: Bubbles 

In the end, He Tianfan was carried next door, and his deeds spread to every corner of the asylum, so he was inevitably visited by all kinds of people. He buried his head into the pillow miserably, and shouted muffledly, “Who on earth told him!”

An unwelcomed prince sat by the bed and asked pretentiously, “Doctor He, are you swollen? Why are you lying on the bed and unable to move?”

Long Junhao had just woken up and heard the new hot gossip in the asylum, ignoring the part about him. He was pleasantly surprised to find that the bitch he hated was so remarkable he gave the public such entertaining news. He grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said sadly, “Dr. He, please move and let me see, don’t scare me~ Ah~”

He Tianfan’s face buried under the pillow was full of pain and his voice trembled. “Enough of you…”

“No, it’s not enough. I care about Dr. He. more than this. I can’t wait to show you my sincere heart and let you know how much I care about you,” Long Junhao sincerely said. “Dr. He, why can’t you move?”

He Tianfan: “…”

“Hahaha…” When Li Xuan heard what Long Junhao said, he slid down the door frame in laughter. “You are too handsome, Your Highness.”

“Ah, thank you, thank you,” Long Junhao grabbed a handful of melon seeds and offered it to him. He slowly began to nibble with a polite appearance. “This prince is also concerned about Dr. He, should we ask our genius doctor Chu to come and take a look?”

There was only one outcome of asking Chu Jian to come: ‘Congratulations to Madam, it is a rapid pulse. It doesn’t matter if it’s put in the past, but now the beast in clothing has just been raped by someone, and his virginity has been lost so…’

He Tianfan’s face turned green.

Li Xuan laughed. “The prince is still thoughtful. Come, please call the genius doctor Chu here.”

The little nurse nodded softly and drifted away. Gu Chen, who had been silent, looked at the person who was shaking all over the bed, and slowly added, “According to the injury on Dr. He’s body, he must lie down at least for a week before getting out of bed.”

“Really?” Long Junhao suddenly panicked, quickly swept off the seeds in his hand, and pinched a front paw of a certain beast sincerely and complainingly said, “Doctor He, how can you be so swollen? So unrestrained? What? Even if mushrooms are delicious, you shouldn’t underestimate your body. Excessive indulgence is wrong. I say, is your body too weak? Should I tell the kitchen to make some kidney soup for you?” He also asked innocently and purely, “However, I actually don’t quite understand. You clearly used to eat people. How do you eat yourself into this kind of situation?”

He Tianfan: “…”

“Hahaha…” Li Xuan laughed again, his body that was just standing straight slipped again. Long Junhao continued to ask purely, “Dr. He, was the mushroom delicious?”

He Tianfan turned over and looked at him regardless of his injury, and shouted angrily, “Enough of you! Who on earth told you!”

Long Junhao comforted, “Don’t get agitated, Dr. He, you have done the heroic deed of eating paralyzed mushrooms. The news already spread throughout the asylum. Everyone is moved by your struggle and is preparing to give you encouragement, really.”

He Tianfan’s eyes suddenly rolled back, and it took a long time to recover a bit of consciousness. He then asked with a tremble, “So… where’s that bastard now?”

“You mean your mushroom?” Long Junhao said, “The last time I saw him, he was still where I first met him.”

“What are you doing here? Tie him and bring him over. I’ll kill him, no, I’ll rape him first and then kill him! Agh…” He Tianfan yelled angrily, and as a result, he pulled the wound and sharply inhaled.

“I can’t,” Long Junhao said embarrassedly. “I also wanted him to come together with me, but he said he was a shiitake mushroom. And since his roots grew there, he would die when they’re pulled out.”

He Tianfan’s arrogance suddenly disappeared. “…Is he Xiaolan?

 “Oh, it turns out that your mushroom is called Xiaolan.”

Long Junhao touched his chin and looked at Gu Chen. “I haven’t seen his other personality yet. Is there another way for him to come out?”

Gu Chen glanced at Li Xuan and replied with a smile, “I don’t know, you can try it.”

He and Li Xuan had come here for a showdown with the new patient. Who knew that the other party had slept and changed back to a mushroom, and thus ended up seeing the joke—He Tianfan. It really couldn’t be said that they did this deliberately, it was only a certain someone being meticulous.

Long Junhao immediately laughed and pulled Gu Chen’s hand to go out. “Very well, bring him out. He caused He Tianfan to have such a great tumble.. In any case, this prince must get to know him well, and maybe treat him to a good feast.”

Gu Chen let him pull and said helplessly, “Did you forget I said that person probably works for Lei Yan?”

“So what?” Long Junhao didn’t care. “Anyway, he ate He Tianfan, so this prince will invite him to dinner.”

Gu Chen was even more helpless. “You…” 

“By the way, why is the dean so happy?”

“Because Xiao Yu is also a beauty, the unruly beast won’t let go, so Li Xuan also hates him.”

“That slut really made enemies everywhere…”