Chapter 70 – I have only learned how to use my right hand after reading them alone!

Translator: Rin    Editor: Mars    Proofreader: Ume

On National Day, Jiang Li and Chi Fang returned to City B.

Chi Guoheng originally wanted to send a car to pick them up, but Chi Fang felt that it would be too troublesome to send someone. Besides, the driving duration was too long, so he and Jiang Li directly changed trains to L City nearby in order to take the high-speed train back. It took less than an hour for them to go from Jiangcheng County to City L by car.

When they arrived at the high-speed rail station, the two got their tickets checked and boarded the train. They found their seats according to the serial number on the ticket and discovered they were in the first row at the entrance.

There were seats for three people. Chi Fang sat outside, Jiang Li sat in the middle, and the innermost was a middle-aged woman in her forties, holding a little boy about four or five years old in her arms.

Chi Fang put the backpack in Jiang Li’s arms, bent over and put their suitcases on the luggage rack, sat down beside him, took the backpack, and unzipped it. He took out a thermos containing hot water from it and passed it to him: “Are you hungry?”

It was a more than four-hour ride from Town Area L to City B. The old man was afraid that the two would be hungry on the train, so he had stuffed a lot of snacks in his backpack.

“I’m not hungry.” Jiang Li shook his head, unscrewed the bottle, and drank some water.

Chi Fang took out a bottle and drank half of it, stuffed it back again, then put the backpack on the luggage rack together. He fished out his phone and asked Jiang Li, “Wanna watch a movie?”

The signal on the high-speed train was not good, so he had downloaded movies in advance a few days earlier to pass the time but unfortunately, he was only able to buy the first row of tickets. There was no place to put his mobile phone, so he could only hold it himself.

“What movie?” Jiang Li leaned over and asked.

“I’ve downloaded a few, you can choose the one you like.” Chi Fang gave him the phone and took a thermos to help him get more water.

Jiang Li took Chi Fang’s mobile phone, planning to see what movie he had downloaded. There was a movie folder in the interface that Chi Fang had opened just now. He was about to open it, but the little boy sitting next to him suddenly moved and accidentally bumped into his hand and with a flick of his hand, he clicked on the file named “sdjchaiue” under the movie.

After clicking on it by mistake, Jiang Li subconsciously wanted to return. After seeing what was inside, he stopped his fingers abruptly, looked at it for a while, and looked up in the direction where Chi Fang was going to get water.

Because it was a three-day holiday, there were a lot of passengers on the train. People who only bought standing tickets were stuck at the intersection of the two carriages. Chi Fang only got water after making some effort. Once he returned, he saw Jiang Li staring at him directly with a meaningful smile at the corner of his mouth.

Chi Fang sat down beside him inexplicably: “Why are you looking at me like that?”

Jiang Li took his mobile phone and said with a smile, “Chi Fang tongxue, you actually downloaded this kind of thing, it doesn’t show ah.”

“??” Chi Fang took the phone without knowing what he meant, “Didn’t I just download some movies? What are you talking about…”

The rest of the words stopped suddenly as Chi Fang looked at the document on the screen and was suddenly speechless.

On the page are the comics that Feng Yu had sent to him before, saying that they were from his sister’s collection, there were both pure love and hentai. He had sent dozens of them in one breath, such as “Kiss My Little Housekeeper” and “You Are My Everything”, “Two Hours After Class”, “The New Deskmate is a Little Naughty”, and “Sexy Male Slave”, those names that looked very vulgar at first glance. He had simply saved them into his phone at that time and didn’t even read them before, he didn’t expect Jiang Li to see them first.

What a shame!!

“Chi Fang tongxue.” Jiang Li leaned over, read the comic’s name twice in a low voice, and tsked twice, “I know you’re horny, but I didn’t expect you to be so horny.”

Chi Fang: “…” I’m not, I don’t, it’s Feng Yu who’s horny!

After all, it was in a public place, and there were people around them. Jiang Li didn’t tease Chi Fang too much. He stopped appropriately and chose a crime film from the phone to watch.

There were many people on the train and noise was inevitable, especially when there was a child sitting next to them. Less than half an hour after the train started, the little boy couldn’t sit still. He struggled to get off his mother’s lap and ran to the other side to find another child to play with. The two started chasing and quarreling noisily in the carriage.

The place where the two carriages met was crowded, and the two children couldn’t get through, so they just circled around the seats, running back and forth, shouting as they ran.

The little boy’s mother saw that they were only making noise within the line of sight, so she didn’t pay much attention to it. She played with her mobile phone and shouted at them from time to time, as long as the child responded.

Chi Fang and Jiang Li used the same pair of earphones, so the other ear could only be left empty. Chi Fang sat by the aisle and the two noisy children were just next to him. The giggling noise caused him to not be in the mood to watch the movie at all. He initially wanted to make them quiet down, but he let them be when he saw the two of them run to the other end of the aisle as they chased each other, so they continued watching the movie with their heads down.

Unexpectedly, in less than two minutes, the two children ran back as they continued chasing. One of them ran past Chi Fang as he shouted and his waving hand directly hitting the phone in Chi Fang’s hand to the ground, making a “snap” sound.

Seeing that he was in trouble, the little boy glanced back, and without apologizing, he threw himself into the arms of the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman hugged him and said to Chi Fang and Jiang Li with a smile, “I’m sorry, children are ignorant.”

“It’s okay.” Jiang Li bent down to pick up the phone and said, “There are many people on the train, so it’s better for children not to run around.”

The middle-aged woman smiled and patted the little boy’s butt twice symbolically: “Did you hear?”

The little boy didn’t say a word, grabbed the middle-aged woman’s clothes, and acted coquettishly.

Chi Fang thought it would finally stop but he didn’t expect that within five minutes, the little boy ran out again, while the middle-aged woman watched TV on her mobile phone and didn’t care.

In modern society, there were many parents that used sheep-herding-style ¹ Letting the children do what they want. education towards their children. Jiang Li heard a girl behind him softly asking the little boy to stop, but the effect was not obvious.

The little boy chased and played in the aisle for a while. He was probably tired and ran back. He stepped on Jiang Li’s foot on the way back as he was running too fast. Jiang Li frowned and retracted his foot a little.

Seeing that, Chi Fang quickly grabbed the shoulder of the little boy who wanted to run away and pulled him back from the middle-aged woman.

The little boy looked up at him. Chi Fang then said, pointing to Jiang Li’s shoes: “You stepped on someone.”

A gray mark was shown on Jiang Li’s white sneakers where they were stepped on. When the middle-aged woman saw this, she said sorry, reaching out and wanting to pull her child back. However, Chi Fang didn’t release his hand. He looked at her with a cold gaze, “One shouldn’t repeat a mistake three times, it’s already the second time.”

The woman was silent for a moment, then turned to the little boy and said, “I told you not to run around, look, gege is angry!”

The little boy flattened his mouth and looked like he was about to cry.

Jiang Li found this kind of education very funny. When a child did something wrong, his parents didn’t tell him what was wrong in the first place but instead made the incident and root cause unclear.

Chi Fang grabbed the little boy’s arm and looked at him: “Apologize.”

His expression was cold and his gaze was not friendly. The child was scared by him and howled directly.

When the middle-aged woman heard this, she was unhappy: “Hey, why are you talking like that, didn’t he just step on you? It’s not such a big deal, children are ignor…”

“Children are ignorant, right?” Jiang Li interrupted her with a smile, “Is that what Auntie means?”

It might be because Jiang Li looked kind and had a smile on his face, the middle-aged woman felt that he was easier to talk to than Chi Fang, so she immediately said, “That’s right, he’s just a child, he’s ignorant.”

“It doesn’t matter if he’s ignorant.” Jiang Li said gently and smiled kindly, “But I’m not ignorant, I can teach him.”

After he finished speaking, he turned his eyes to the little boy who was crying but no tears could be seen, and reached out and touched his head: “Little boy, remember to apologize when you step on someone, or gege will screw your head off and throw it from the train, do you understand now?”

Middle-aged woman: “…”

When he said this, his voice suddenly became cold as he continued speaking with a chilly aura, as if he would do what he said if things didn’t go according to his wish. It scared the little boy so much that his neck shrank. Once he saw the coldness in his eyes, he cried loudly: “I’m… I’m sorry… wu… I was wrong…”

“Good.” The murderous aura on Jiang Li’s face dissipated in an instant and he turned back into the genial appearance of a spring breeze from earlier, “What a good boy, cute.”

Chi Fang: “…” The seal was lifted just now, right?

After that, the little boy finally stopped making noise. He sat obediently on the middle-aged woman’s lap and watched TV with her, and fell asleep after a while as he was too sleepy.

Chi Fang took off his earplugs, tilted his head to Jiang Li’s ear and said, “You looked a little fierce just now.”

“Hmm?” Jiang Li looked up, met his gaze, and smiled, “Did I scare you?”

“Nonsense, how is that possible?” Chi Fang smiled, stretched out his hand and flicked his forehead, “That’s good.”

That way no one will bully you anymore.

After watching a movie, the two switched to another one. Four hours passed quickly. Before the second movie was finished, the train stopped at City B’s train station.

City B’s train station was a big station. After arriving at the station, most of the carriages were empty. Jiang Li took the backpack, which Chi Fang had gotten down from the luggage rack, opened the zipper, took out a box of hazelnut chocolates, and handed it to the little boy who had just woken up.

The little boy was still traumatized by him saying that he would unscrew his head and throw him out of the train. He looked at him eagerly, not daring to reach for it. The middle-aged woman also waved her hand: “No need, no need, thank you.”

Jiang Li smiled and said to the little boy, “This is a reward for being obedient. You did a great job just now.”

The little boy rolled his eyes, then reached out to get it, and whispered, “Thank you gege.”

Jiang Li touched his head, and with a gentle tone he said: “You’re welcome, you have to remember what gege told you just now and be careful with your head.”

Little boy:”…”

Chi Fang was listening next to him and couldn’t help laughing. Jiang Li was really mean. He had slapped him, gave him a candy, and before the candy was eaten, he had slapped him again.The little boy would probably have a very deep impression of him.

The two walked out of the station with their luggage. They saw the person Chi Guoheng called to pick them up outside. The other party took their luggage and put it in the trunk and then went back to the driver’s seat to drive.

After getting in the car, Chi Fang asked the other party, “Uncle Lin, where’s my uncle?”

“The director went to City H to participate in the inspection and will be back in two days.” The other party said, “I’ll take you and this kid back first.”

“Okay.”

The other party sent the two back to the Chi family’s house, handed over the luggage to the housekeeper who came to greet them, and left first.

The two had come back late so went upstairs to take a bath after dinner.

There were five floors in the Chi family’s house, and the entire third floor was Chi Fang’s. The housekeeper tidied up a guest room for Jiang Li on the third floor, Chi Fang didn’t even take a look and took Jiang Li back to his room.

The two were going to stay in City B for a week. Jiang Li took out the clothes from the suitcase and hung them in the wardrobe.

Chi Fang started taking a shower. After Jiang Li unpacked his things, he looked at the facilities in the room since he had nothing to do. Then he picked up Chi Fang’s mobile phone and planned to watch the movie he had not finished watching in the train. He pressed and saw the folder with the name “sdjchaiue” again.

The letters “sdjchaiue” were pressed randomly at first glance. Jiang Li imagined how Chi Fang read the little yellow comics secretly and couldn’t help laughing. He pressed it open simply and chose one of them to read.

After reading it for a while, System’s voice sounded: “Master, if you are interested in this, you can take a look at System’s mall.”

“Hmm?” Jiang Li asked, “Does the system even have this?”

System: “There are only things you can’t think of, there’s nothing the system can’t do.”

“I see…”

Jiang Li pondered for a while, wondering if he should exchange his points for a basic high-definition uncensored one as a reward for Chi Fang in the next midterm exam, since rewards should be something one was happy to receive.

Chi Fang came out of the shower, saw him propping up his chin with a contemplating expression, so he wiped his hair and walked to him: “What are you thinking about?”

“Hmm?” Jiang Li raised his head and saw that he only came out with shorts.

The teenager’s tall and thin yet strong body was covered with a thin layer of muscles, with smooth and tensed lines. There was fresh water vapor on the skin that had just taken a shower, mixed with a faint scent of shower gel, which was very pleasant to smell.

“I’m thinking…” Jiang Li pointed the screen of his mobile phone at him and showed him the comics on the page, “Have you learned a lot of tricks after reading so many comics?”

Chi Fang: “…”

I have only learned how to use my right hand after reading them alone!

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  Letting the children do what they want.