Chapter 13 – Time to act like a b*tch!

Editor: Xinghe

Proofreader: UM3

It was unknown what wind was blowing on Feng SiRui’s head, he insisted on them sleeping together on the bed.

With a cold face, he ordered Shen Yu to go to bed. It would be best for them to act out a full set of drama. If there is a surprise attack the next day and the two people are caught sleeping separately, it’s estimated that the headlines in the entertainment circle the next day will be the two of them.

Shen Yu really wants to argue.

Their door is locked, what kind of fart camera can sneak in?

It’s a pity that in the face of Feng SiRui’s ‘abuse of authority’, he didn’t manage to get any words out. He could only look at the sofa with nostalgia and moved to the bed with difficulty.

As soon as his head hit the pillow, Shen Yu began to murmur in his heart,

—— ‘Isn’t this dog man a clean freak? Isn’t it a standard for domineering presidents?! He will definitely stay far away from Laozi¹an arrogant way to refer oneself later, so I don’t need to be afraid of anything!’

—— ‘Laozi must be firm. Must not sleep. Wait for this dog man to fall asleep before grabbing his quilt. Hehehe, then open the window over there. Let him feel the cold night wind and see if he can stand it!’

—— ‘It’s best if he can get a cold the next day. Let’s see how he can still participate in the filming!’

[Warning, don’t do things that violate the character’s settings. Otherwise, you will be severely punished!]

Shen Yu rolled his eyes, ‘Can’t laozi even think about it?’

‘Do you guys even have any human rights?!’

The system didn’t answer him, maybe it had a guilty conscience.

Shen Yu curled up indignantly in a corner of the bed, feeling a little drowsy after a few seconds.

He normally falls asleep when his head touches the pillow. So it was difficult for him to hold on. After a while, his breathing started to even out.

Feng SiRui turned over to look at him, placed a hand on his chin and looked at Shen Yu’s profile.

For three years, he hadn’t really looked at his legally wedded partner. When he finally looked, it felt really strange… and a bit novel.

In his impression, Shen Yu really didn’t look too bad and had a lot of capital to survive in the entertainment industry.

But what Feng SiRui didn’t expect was that this vase-like appearance could stand up to the scrutiny of others.

His skin was delicate and fair, his eyelashes slender, his nose straight and firm, and the contours of his facial features were just right. Not at all feminine, as delicate as a person from a painting.

Feng SiRui was a bit stunned while looking at the sleeping Shen Yu and he didn’t take his eyes back for a while. But unexpectedly, Shen Yu didn’t behave honestly in his sleep and moved his left hand, hitting a place with great force.

“Nn——” Feng SiRui groaned and frowned.

As a result, the domineering bingjiao CEO took an indescribably long time to calm down before he could recover. When he turned his head, he looked over at the sleeping Shen Yu with complicated eyes, but his body didn’t dare to approach.

After a while, the desk lamp was turned off.

Feng SiRui, on a completely rare occasion, carefully placed the duvet, covering Shen Yu, thinking to himself.

It’s best not to catch a cold, so they can film tomorrow… It was still quite interesting.

The next day, at six o’clock in the morning. The program team sent people to knock on the doors one by one, “Wake up, the time limit for the tasks will be shortened to three days. Everyone hurry up.”

Shen Yu heard the noise coming from outside, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the approaching face that was magnified. He shouted unconsciously, “Damn. I haven’t woken up from my nightmare yet?”

—— ‘I was chased and killed by this dog man all night. Why is he still here?!’

Feng SiRui opened his eyes and his brows furrowed, “We are filming a show right now…”

“Don’t be confused.”

Shen Yu reacted and immediately showed a flattering smile, “I’m sorry Rui-ge. I just woke up and my head isn’t that clear…”

“Maybe I’m used to sleeping alone, so…”

Feng SiRui sat up directly from the bed and interrupted him in a low voice, “This bad habit must be changed.”

“Ah?” Shen Yu didn’t understand and was stunned on the spot.

It was a pity that Feng SiRui, who had said those words, had already gone to the bathroom. He seemed like he was in a hurry and there was only his tall and slender back that could be seen.

With a bang, the door to the bathroom slammed shut.

Shen Yu was stunned for a moment before his mouth evoked a proud arc.

—— ‘Hmph, unable to bear it now?!’

—— ‘Quickly show how much of a clean freak you are, little baby!’

The bathroom wasn’t soundproof. Feng SiRui’s cheeks were unnaturally red and he looked at the lively place on his body.

It was the first time in the bossy bingjiao’s life that he occupied the bathroom for a long time. Shen Yu couldn’t help it anymore and started knocking on the door, “Rui-ge, come out! I can’t hold it anymore!”

“Wait a bit…” Feng SiRui’s voice was unexpectedly hoarse.

“I’ve waited for half a day already!” Shen Yu protested dissatisfiedly.

“Soon.”

Shen Yu almost cried out, “I’ve heard these words several times already!”

“No, I’ll just go out and borrow a bathroom from others!”

As he said this, he wanted to move away with difficulty when the bathroom door opened from the inside.

“Rui-ge, thank you!” Shen Yu couldn’t wait to rush in.

—— ‘Can you just leave me a way to live!’

Feng SiRui didn’t say anything and just left. Before closing the door, he heard a voice from inside, “What’s this smell? It’s strange!”

The bingjiao CEO’s cheeks darkened a lot.

The little episode in the morning didn’t affect Shen Yu’s speed. When he heard that the time limit was shortened to 3 days, his whole demeanour changed as if he had just eaten a Snickers bar.

After 5 minutes of washing up, he immediately applied sunscreen and ran outside to join the gathering.

The camera was aimed at his plain face, “ Master Shen, we are currently doing a live show. We don’t have a beauty filter…”

“Aren’t you going to put on some light makeup?”

It was unknown when the name ‘Master Shen’ became widely used amongst the people, even the director called him that.

The director mainly didn’t expect that this episode of the husband and wife variety show would hit a new high in ratings on the first day and many netizens would enter the live broadcast room shouting slogans.

“I want to see Master Shen face off against others! I want to be healed!”

They weren’t sure what had happened, but Shen Yu’s popularity suddenly surpassed every guest. He even surpassed his husband Feng SiRui!

Some variety show critics spoke highly of the director, “What a bold chess move. A double-edged sword!”

“Do I even need any makeup?” Shen Yu rolled his eyes, “If a walking vase like me still needs makeup, will the other guests have a way to live?”

The cameraman, “…” What he said does make sense!

“People, people, hurry up. We’re leaving after breakfast!” Shen Yu looked at the other RVs and met eyes with Lin Lufei.

The two were stunned for a moment before they moved their eyes away awkwardly.

Shen Yu’s feelings of excitement were suppressed a lot for no reason.

Feng SiRui who was beside him could see the strange scene. His ears perked up instantly, and he readied himself to listen to Shen Yu’s inner voice.

But there was no sound for a long time.

It seems to be silenced.

Feng SiRui raised his hand and rubbed his ears hard. He couldn’t help but worry, ‘Could it be that the special function is gone!?’

‘Why so sudden?!’

About twenty minutes later, the five pairs of guests stood up and waited for the director to give them further instructions.

Their breakfast was a piece of milk bread, a typical western breakfast.

Gervais and his friends from country A didn’t need to participate in the filming, so naturally they didn’t need to get up early. They had prepared the milk bread last night and put it in a food bag.

Shen Yu’s stomach suddenly growled and he glanced to the side, thinking about when he could go eat, but suddenly heard the director say,

“Our mysterious new guests are Yan Ruiqing and Li Hao. They will be joining us for these three days.”

Shen Yu immediately turned his head, looked up and saw Yan Ruiqing walking towards them slowly with a gentle smile on his face.

—— ‘F*ck, the little white lotus is finally entering the stage?! This is getting interesting!’

He gave Feng SiRui a meaningful glance.

—— ‘Dog man, it’s time to pay attention. I’m about to start acting like a b*tch. This time I must show how vicious I am!’

—— ‘Hey, your baiyueguang²white moonlight is here. Why do you still have an ugly look on your face?!’

—— ‘Oh, I forgot. Bingjiao CEO always has his face paralyzed!’

Feng SiRui, “…” What’s with all those bizarre nicknames?! Why are there so many of them?!

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  an arrogant way to refer oneself ↩︎
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  white moonlight ↩︎