Chapter 10 – Don’t worry, I’m not interested in you!

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After planning their route, Shen Yu condescendingly announced it to the other guest groups. His mouth raised in a proud arc, with support behind him, he was even more arrogant.

Yang Qiqi couldn’t get used to looking at him so confident, and he didn’t feel all too good about it either. So he said in a yin and yang tone¹satirical tone, “Xiao Yu, you’ve changed a lot from when you first debuted.”

“I remember you used to be so kind and gentle…”

Shen Yu gave him a glance, “Quit it with your Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu. It makes people think that we know each other very well…”

“When you call me later, call me Master Shen!”

Yang Qiqi opened his mouth wide, but he didn’t say anything for a long time.

[Is this a husband and wife variety show? It feels more like a big palace drama. Shen Niangniang²The title used for empresses using his strength to anger all the concubines. Is he not afraid to pick a fight with all of them?!]

[How did the program team choose their guests? It seems like everyone has a grudge against Shen Yu? No, it’s not their fault. Mr. Shen has offended most of the entertainment industry!]

[Just a passerby fan here, why do I feel that he looks so cool?! Yang Qiqi doesn’t seem to be as simple and gentle as everyone thinks. There’s a strong green tea³Green Tea B1tch is a character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain smell coming from his words!]

When they reached the city center, they needed to transfer stations. Because of the evening rush hour after work, there were more and more people inside the subway.

Although the five groups of guests stood at the end of the train, their space was eventually squeezed into a smaller and smaller area by the crowd.

Shen Yu was curled up in the corner, looking at the dark tunnel. His domineering expression was in a rarely relaxed state. His whole face was shrouded in a faint halo from the lights of the carriage, making him look much softer.

His fatigue made him relax his vigilance. When a certain someone approached him quietly, he didn’t notice it. He didn’t turn his head until he felt a hot breath spray on his face, “You——”

“The people behind me are pushing.” Feng SiRui explained lightly, his eyes falling unnaturally elsewhere.

The cameraman that never dared to approach Mr. Feng, “…” Why do I have to bear the pot?!

Shen Yu tightened his collar and leaned against the wall as much as he could, looking as if he was guarding himself against a train pervert.

—— ‘This dog man is definitely trying to do something bad. Eating what’s in the pot yet thinking about what’s in the bowl!’

—— ‘He just took my first kiss away, I couldn’t even resist!’

—— ‘During filming I must be on my guard against him!’

This time his thoughts didn’t make Feng SiRui’s blood pressure rise, but instead made the corners of his mouth rise in a happy arc.

Was that his first kiss too?

It should be.

After all, he also reacted jerkily.

Also, how many people were self-taught like himself?

Shen Yu glanced at him.

—— ‘Dog man, what are you laughing at?!’

Feng SiRui, “…” When can the word dog man be removed?

When they arrived at their destination, it was already 8pm.

The dignified guests from the entertainment industry were all showing signs of exhaustion. The opera performer Feng-jie asked with some resentment present in her voice, “How long will it take to reach the hotel you mentioned?”

Shen Yu, who was very energetic, answered her without looking up from the map, “Correction, it’s not a hotel…”

“We are going to be staying in a motel.”

“Ah?!” Feng-jie couldn’t believe her ears, “How could people live in that kind of place?!”

Standing under a street lamp, Shen Yu looked at the map and was too lazy to explain, “You can change to another place if you don’t want to live here. The program team just suggested for you to go with me instead of it being an obligation for you to follow me.”

After he finished speaking, he carried his suitcase and walked forward. Not only the four other pairs of guests were left behind, even his own legally wedded partner was also left behind.

The live camera that was facing Feng SiRui found that his face was faintly black, and a sense of crisis arose in the cameraman’s heart. So he hurried to chase after Shen Yu.

In a spacious and exotic street, the cameraman ran while filming Shen Yu’s face, “Mr. Shen, aren’t you going to wait for your lover?”

“F*ck, I forgot!” Shen Yu hit his own forehead with the map. He turned his head to look for Feng SiRui’s figure and saw the extraordinary Mr. Feng looking at him with a cold look on his face.

He turned back his head quickly, “Rui-ge, I’m sorry. I’m used to traveling alone, I really didn’t mean to ignore you.”

—— ‘You can’t blame me for this. You’re the one who didn’t go home often for the past three years. Your sense of existence in my life is too low!’

—— ‘You can’t expect me to care about a person who treats me like air all the time, right?!’

Feng SiRui, “…” So it’s still all my fault in the end?!

It was the first time he found that Shen Yu had a clever little tongue.

Shen Yu went over to him intimately, smiling like a flower. When illuminated by the orange light of the street lamps, he looked even more picturesque.

Feng SiRui’s anger dissipated a lot and he said in a deep voice, “Let’s go.”

Since they had already arrived, it was estimated that it would take much more time to find another hotel. They wouldn’t be able to sleep peacefully tonight if they left, so the four pairs of guests finally chose to follow Shen Yu.

The five-hundred meter walk was extremely difficult for them. But when they saw the sign ‘Motel’, their eyes lit up.

Their expectation of a scruffy and dirty motel didn’t appear. On the contrary, more than ten RVs were arranged in a very delicate and fashionable manner with bright lights entangling all the vehicles. Several young and handsome people were holding beer bottles and talking loudly.

One of them turned their head and saw Shen Yu. He hurriedly stood up in surprise and waved excitedly. He shouted in a non-fluent Mandarin, “Dude, long time no see!”

Shen Yu smiled brightly, threw his suitcase down, walked over quickly and gave the young man a high-five, “Long time no see!”

Seeing this scene, Yang Qiqi immediately asked the staff behind him, “Does this count as asking fans for help?”

The staff looked at the director embarrassedly, “What do you think?”

The director raised his chin, “Go and ask if they are fans or not.”

To be honest, this probability was very small.

Sure enough, when the staff came back, he said, “They met while traveling. They are unaware of Shen Yu’s status as an actor.”

Yang Qiqi choked, turned his head and didn’t speak.

After chatting with his friends, Shen Yu walked back to the team and said, “I have already discussed it with them. They can provide lodgings for two days free of charge…”

“Breakfast and dinner are also included.”

Those were very generous conditions, especially for those that are traveling with limited funds. But still some people were not satisfied with this.

Feng-jie shook her head, “I’m determined to not stay here. Who can guarantee our safety at night?”

“Tianyi, let’s go and find a hotel nearby.”

Shen Yu shrugged indifferently, “Whoever wants to go with her, just go.”

Qi Lulu hesitated for a bit and finally said firmly, “Feng-jie, we’ll go with you to find a hotel.”

“Lufei-ge, shall we go find a hotel too?” Yang Qiqi asked in a soft tone.

Lin Lufei was particularly indifferent towards him, “If you want to, just go by yourself.”

Yang Qiqi couldn’t hold back the expression on his face and bit his lower lip, “Okay then.”

The actress Wang Xiner and her director husband Meng Qixiang had decided to stay in the motel and had already put their luggage inside the nearest RV.

Shen Yu didn’t care about the actions of the others, he just laid on the bed comfortably while Feng SiRui went to the bathroom to take a shower. Before closing the door, Feng SiRui could hear a voice talking in a yin and yang tone.

—— ‘Dog man with a cleanliness addiction. Then I won’t take a bath. Let’s see if you dare to sleep next to me!’

Feng SiRui couldn’t hold back his words. He turned around and said, “Don’t worry, I’m not interested in you!”

Shen Yu heard his voice and his face was confused. His inner voice betrayed him though.

—— ‘Then who was the person who pressed me in the bathroom and kissed me?!’ 

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  satirical tone ↩︎
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  The title used for empresses ↩︎
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  Green Tea B1tch is a character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain ↩︎