Chapter 98 – So pitiful

Everyone only felt like a blur passed in front of their eyes as a person rushed over without warning. The horse was suddenly startled, causing it to raise its front hooves and then madly try to run forward.

Chen You’s eyes widened, his brain instantly blanked out, and he remained motionless.

In his pupils, the horse’s hooves, which were covered with a large amount of dust, were about to kick towards him. He felt that his eyeballs were about to be kicked out the next moment, but then, the horse’s hooves halted in an instant after it was forcibly controlled by its owner.

In just a few seconds, Chen You’s entire back was soaked, and his brain was filled with fear, panic, and everything else.

Fvck fvck fvck, so scary, I was almost trampled to death.

“Chen Mo, is Little Black okay?”

After hearing that gallant and beautiful young woman talk, he didn’t care about her backhanded remark which implied that she cared only about the horse and not the person. Instead, it was the name that made Chen You stunned. Why is he called Chen Mo? Shouldn’t it be Second Pup? No, that is Second Pup. He looked at the young man on the horse and wanted to cry in excitement.

It’s good that you’re back, now let’s get things going between you and Master. You’ll manifest your enmity towards me by avenging my beatings during that year, meanwhile, I’ll manifest my corrective influence on you by clearing the mission’s evil value. See, isn’t that so harmonious? So you shouldn’t run out blindly again, Master really can’t wait no more. You don’t know this, but in the past fifteen years, Master went from an energetic beautiful man into a sad sentimental uncle. Most importantly, my heart is tired, you understand?

Chen You choked up with emotions. Master can see that you don’t understand. With a beauty beside you, a senior brother to look after you, and a little horse going dadadadada, I can’t imagine how happy you must be.

Chen Mo merely indifferently swept his lowered eyes over, then pulled the reins and kicked the horse’s belly.

Chen You had a face full of curses.

If it weren’t for the status window slowly appearing above the youth’s head, he would’ve really started to suspect that he had misidentified the person.

Okay then, fifteen years have passed and I have become a stranger.

The system added, “Isn’t that nice?”

Chen You hehe-ed. “It’s very nice, awfully nice, exceedingly nice.”

The system said, “Calm down.”

Chen You continued to hehehe. Laozi is calm, ne. After waiting for so many years, the person I’ve been waiting for has returned. I will get those evil values no matter what he does, at any cost.

Sucking in the dust swept over by the horse’s tail, Chen You squinted his eyes at the youth. Second Pup, don’t drive me anxious, when I go crazy, even I’m afraid of myself.

As soon as the white horse-riding young man threw the hydrangea, Miss Hu ran over with her skirt in hand. “Stop—”

She also didn’t pay any attention to being reserved. “Since you have already picked up this Miss’ hydrangea, why do you treat it like this?”

Many people were watching and pointing.

The young man’s cheeks turned slightly warm. “Miss, I was just passing by and this hydrangea just fell on my body.”

The meaning of the words was obvious.

The melon seed-eating onlookers could hear it. From the start, the person didn’t look down.

Miss Hu was ignored, causing her to angrily point at the young man. “You!”

The young man’s cheeks became hotter. He looked like an honest man.

The gallant young lady next to him issued a laugh befitting her appearance. “Hahahahaha my senior brother is now a father.”

These words sounded like thunder.

Miss Hu couldn’t catch her breath and fell backwards.

The servant girl wanted to help her, but her young lady’s body type, how to put it? If she wasn’t a big man, then she should just swiftly stand aside and save herself from being crushed to death.

Therefore, the servant girl and Miss Hu fell to the ground together.

Young Master Hu’s mind was on other people and things, and had no time to pay attention to his younger sister. It was Father Hu who came to prevent Miss Hu from lying on the ground to be appreciated by everyone. In the process of doing so, he chattered about why she grew to be so fat and what she ate growing up.

Chen You saw the black horse and Second Pup getting farther and farther away from his vision. Forget it, since they came back, the sequence of events would certainly be that if he didn’t look for them, the other party would be the one to come to him, and then beat him to death.

He suddenly felt a little hot.

Chen You tugged at the lapels of his clothes and walked in the direction of Qing Feng Lou.

Young Master Hu followed and pulled his sleeve. “Brother Liao, let’s drink tea again.”

Having already drunk shi!t tea, Chen You pushed away the claws on his sleeve. “Another day.”

Young Master Hu was anxious, so he grabbed on again, this time with the greatest strength.

Chen You heard a tearing sound, great, the sleeve ripped.

“Your family is in a mess, if you’re not going back to take a look, then what are you following me for?”

Young Master Hu replied, “I wouldn’t be able to help even if I go back.”

Chen You held up the broken sleeve to show him. “Don’t bother me anymore, let me go home!”

He walked away as soon as he finished speaking.

Young Master Hu, who remained standing, gritted his teeth and stealthily followed behind.

As Chen You walked, he not only felt hot, but also dry. Based on his experience in driving big trucks in several worlds, he soon understood what was wrong with him.

Who gave him the drug?

That surnamed Hu?

Chen You cursed. It must be, he was fine before he went out. If it wasn’t that guy, who else could it be?

It was no wonder the other was so sticky earlier, he was actually waiting for him to flare up in order to make his move in time.

Chen You tugged at his neckline. Dude, you’re quite bold, I really couldn’t tell.

He wanted to shout for the arrogant guy, but he gasped as soon as he opened his mouth, unable to make a clear sound.

It’s over.

Chen You limply fell in a corner, the drug was really fvcking strong.

Not long after, there were footsteps approaching. It was Young Master Hu.

He squatted down. With a concerned tone but voice trembling and excited, he asked, “Brother Liao, why are you sitting here, are you okay?”

Chen You expressed that he didn’t want to talk and wanted to throw a shoe in his face.

Seeing the man’s peach blossom face and watery eyes, Young Master Hu swallowed hard. “Brother Liao, the floor is very rough, I’ll help you go up there and lie down for a while.”

Chen You was helped to a remote and uninhabited small river. He was picked up again as soon as he was set to the ground.

Young Master Hu has the physique of a frail scholar and it was a bit difficult for him to carry a grown man.

He placed the person halfway into the bushes, very concealed.

Chen You called the system in his heart. “Is there an antidote?”

The system said no.

Chen You blew his top. “There must be!”

The system said, “Not really.”

Chen You sobbed. “Then what should I do?”

The system said, “You’ve driven trucks, are you still worried about a bicycle?”

Chen You, “…” Young Master Hu is a tractor okay, tsk tsk tsk, very annoying.

“I was the second-in-command back then, never the first-in-command.”¹Talking about driving trucks, a.k.a. his sex experiences in other worlds.

The system said that this is an opportunity, and there will be no such shop after this village.

Chen You still wanted to say something, but felt his soul being strangled by a large invisible hand then shaken vigorously.

The drugs he had come into contact with weren’t so terrible. Surnamed Hu must have gotten it from somewhere from the border.

Young Master Hu touched the man’s face and couldn’t help but kiss him.

After that, Chen You couldn’t anymore.

He felt his whole body crackling as it was about to explode.

Young Master Hu kissed excitedly for a while. He had spent a lot of money on this drug and took a lot of trouble to get it. There was only one way to get rid of the medicine’s properties.

“Brother Liao, don’t blame me. I’ve been waiting for you for more than ten years, but you still didn’t accept me, so I came up with this idea.”

Young Master Hu said while kissing, “I really like you. If you want me to do something, I will open a teahouse and make the business bigger.”

“You think it’s wrong for me to drink with hostesses so I haven’t drunk with them once during these years…”

Chen You just heard buzzing sounds in his ears but couldn’t hear anything else clearly.

He’s dead, this time he was really going to fall headfirst into surnamed Hu’s hands.

Young Master Hu hugged the man. “Brother Liao, wait a minute, I’ll go get ready.”

Where are you going ah, damn it, come back quickly, Laozi can’t bear it alone!

Chen You recklessly waved his hand around. He was scratched by the shrubbery but he couldn’t feel it. He was already delirious, his senses were completely crushed and has turned into a mess, and so has his body.

Not long after, Chen You seemed to have grabbed onto something ice-cold. He was burning hot and it was almost melted so he stuck to it at once.

The cold thing grew legs, and he desperately scratched at it.

After that, Chen You felt comfortable.

In his haze, there seemed to be a voice in his ear that said, “Liao Qingfeng, open your eyes. See how shameless you are?”

The voice was so annoying, Chen You wanted to open his eyes to make sure, but he couldn’t.

The voice spoke again, with a smile that made one’s hair stand on end, “I’m back.”

After an unknown amount of time, Chen You’s soul suddenly sobered up.

He was shocked by the scene in front of him.

To be precise, it was due to the young man in front of him with an expression full of hatred and desire.

From a bottom angle, Chen You watched the jade on the young man’s neck dangling in his sight before went dizzy and fell into darkness again.

It may have been an hour, or more.

When Chen You woke up, he felt as if he had already merged with the soil underground.

After a while, Chen You watched helplessly as the young man left his body and walked away indifferently.

Motherfvker, Second Pup, you fvcking stop for Laozi! If you’re fvcking, then just fvck, why choke Laozi?

Chen You opened his mouth and only made a hoarse voice. His throat was sore. “444, why is Second Pup here? Where’s Little Hu?”

The system replied, “I don’t know, I blocked out everything.”

Chen You was confused, “What the hell? Why didn’t you do that before?”

The system seemed to be quite upset. “The function was created by the convulsions that went to your head while having sex.”

Chen You, “…”

“Then do you know why Second Pup had sex with me?” If going by normal logic, he would’ve watched him cry and begged to be fvked with cold eyes, then kick him away and throw him into the river.

And then, he’d die, the mission fails, and he becomes a wandering ghost.

The system said, “You kissed him.”

Chen You denied it, “Impossible.”

The system said, “Not only kissed him, but also grabbed him and pulled his pants.”

Chen You slapped himself. “That’s so shameful.”

“Wait, so when I kissed him, he became hard?”

The system said, “It’s because of the drug, it was passed mouth to mouth.”

“I’ve only seen that much, I didn’t see what happened after.”

Chen You said, “What a pity.”

System, “……”

Chen You asked how long he had been fucked by Second Pup, and why it was almost dark.

The system said, “A long time. ”

Chen You lay paralyzed on the ground, struggling to get dressed. “Why do you think Second Pup hates me so much?”

The system replied, “He knows that you often poke the window to peep at him.”

Chen You felt wronged. “I was worried about his stunted growth, okay?”

The system asked, “If it were you, and you found out that there’s someone who always peeped at you when you take off your clothes in the shower, and that person once tried to screw you to death and insulted your father’s corpse, what would you think?”

Chen You has nothing to say.

The system added, “You also stared at him anytime, anywhere.”

Was it wrong for me to care about him? Chen You was in despair. “Alright, that’s enough. So in his heart, I’m not only a pervert, but also a pedophile.”

Someone came running, and Chen You hurriedly lay still.

This time, it was Young Master Hu.

It took him a whole day to find the person. The other party was lying on the ground, his clothes were disheveled, and the exposed places all had choke marks.

What happened during the day could be seen at a glance.

Young Master Hu unbearably wiped his eyes. He bought those drugs and wanted to be fvcked by this person, but then someone had come out of nowhere and fvcked this person. Now, who could he turn to to reason out this whole thing?

Hearing the sobs, Chen You couldn’t help but sigh, not knowing what to say. Didn’t I tell you Little Hu, taking drugs is immoral, you know?

Well now, all your work was for nothing.

Chen You moved his fingers. He wanted to tell Young Master Hu not to cry, so he had to dig the dirt out of his mouth, it was quite uncomfortable.

The author has something to say:

Don’t panic, it’s a little abuse on Youzi²I don’t know if this has been mentioned before but I think this is the author’s nickname for Chen You: ‘Pomelo’ or ‘Youzi’, the You is a homonym of Chen You’s ‘You’, added with the commonly used +nickname ‘zi’, it translates to Pomelo. And somehow, pomelo connects to buttocks in Cantonese lol. first, later it’ll be big abuse on Second Pup, then it’s over, don’t worry, don’t worry.

I saw some little comrades asking about the real world’s gong, hehehe, I can’t say anything about that.

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  Talking about driving trucks, a.k.a. his sex experiences in other worlds.
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  I don’t know if this has been mentioned before but I think this is the author’s nickname for Chen You: ‘Pomelo’ or ‘Youzi’, the You is a homonym of Chen You’s ‘You’, added with the commonly used +nickname ‘zi’, it translates to Pomelo. And somehow, pomelo connects to buttocks in Cantonese lol.