Translator: Xena @dummynovels dot com
To be honest, Chen You didn’t want to drink yogurt again so soon, because what does it mean to drink until you vomit? It was so scary!
Chen You lay down and closed his mouth tightly, afraid that he would vomit again if he opened his mouth even a little.
Sheng Qing said, “Loosen your mouth a bit, Dad will wipe it for you.”
Chen You vigorously shook his head. “Wuwu!”
Sheng Qing frowned. “Be good.”
Chen You still shook his head and refused to give in. Go away, go away. Don’t hover around in front of me anymore. Quickly leave!
Sheng Qing couldn’t hear Chen You’s inner roar, so he just reached out to pick open his mouth.
Chen You’s mouth was opened wide and Sheng Qing was able to fed him some water and rinse his mouth.
Having just finished drinking quality yogurt, his mouth was full of the taste of lactic acid bacteria.
Chen You was put back to his original place like a dead fish.
Sheng Qing walked out of the cabin. It was unknown where he was going.
Chen You lay there for a while, looking around the cabin.
This was Sheng Qing’s private yacht so it didn’t accommodate guests. There was a bed inside, on which the cushion and pillows were very soft. Once you lean on it, you wouldn’t want to get up.
There was also a dark brown single sofa, a computer, and a TV. The equipment was very complete and consistent with the style of his apartment.
Chen You grabbed his schoolbag and took out his cell phone. This was the only thing that could save him now.
There’s signal, great! Chen You grabbed a pillow, stuffed it behind his back, then started gaming.
He was recently into a small game that was a bit like Plants vs. Zombies, but not totally the same.
There was a sudden ding sound in his mind, causing Chen You’s hand to tremble. The little prince in the game died.
He asked the system, “What are you doing?”
The system said, “The task progress is out.”
Chen You asked it again, “What do you mean?”
The system said, “There was a malfunction before and the data was not updated.”
Chen You held the thrown aside phone in his hands and touched it distressedly. “This is a grave mistake, do you admit it?!”
The system said, “I don’t deny it.”
Chen You snorted. “So what about the trauma inflicted on my soul?”
As soon as this thought came to mind, he was stunned. He felt that something similar had happened before.
Strange.
Chen You pursed his lips. He had just died. This was his first mission world. He had never known about the existence of such a neither-human-nor-ghost thing as the system.
System, “Thing?”
Chen You, “…” Damn, eavesdropping on other people’s thoughts is so immoral!
The system said, “If I’m neither human nor ghost, why do I still have to care if something’s immoral or not?”
Chen You lips twitched.
“No, it’s you who made a mistake. You caused me incalculable damage. Don’t change the subject because I won’t be fooled. Let me tell you, if you don’t give me an explanation, there’s no way to turn the page on this matter!”
System, “I’m so scared.”
Chen You, “…”
After a while, he said, “Well, you haven’t told me the progress of the task yet.”
The system was silent.
Chen You added, “I was wrong.”
The system said, “2.”
Chen You sighed. “I know, I’m stupid1The system said 2, and two or 二 can be short for 二面、二货 meaning stupid.”
The system said, “Idiot, that’s the task progress.”
Chen You was speechless. “Oh.”
Why on earth did you say two? Really! Any normal person will misunderstand.
He slowly turned over, and then slowly lay down. 10 minus 2, which means he still needs 8 evil points.
This thing is like a small hole in a sweater. Once there’s a hole, a large piece will be torn off quickly after.
A fragrance wafted into Chen You’s nose. He looked outside the cabin and found a man sitting in the semi-extended area, grilling fish fillets.
“Dad, no chili and cumin!”
Sheng Qing used tongs to turn the fish fillets over, put them on a plate when they were done, and brought them in to feed the injured.
Chen You ate several slices and felt much better. He then said he wanted to feel the sea breeze and go fishing.
He grabbed the man’s hand and sat up. “Dad, is it sunny?”
Sheng Qing said, “No.”
Chen You quickly tied his hair up and put on his beach trunks.
The temperature difference with and without air conditioning was very big.
Chen You was shirtless, letting the sea breeze hit his body and wash over every pore.
It felt very comfortable.
Sheng Qing came up from behind him.
Chen You shuddered. “Dad, why are you blowing into my ears?”
Sheng Qing said, “Dad likes you.”
The man’s breath brushed across his ears. Chen You then felt that the sea breeze had become fierce and no longer lovely.
His waist was sore, so when a wave hit him, it caused his body to sway. He leaned on the chest of the man behind him, and felt much better.
“Dad, what’s up there? I want to go up.”
Sheng Qing took Chen You to the leisure area on the deck. He sat while the other person lay down.
The scenery was even better from there. The beauty of the sea was displayed right before one’s eyes.
Chen You closed his eyes to enjoy the sunbath, while Sheng Qing dozed off against the back of his chair. Neither of them spoke a word. There was only the sound of the sea breeze rolling up the waves which would then hit the yacht.
There was the blue sky, white clouds, and the sea, creating an exceptional atmosphere.
Chen You fell asleep, but not for a long time. When he opened his eyes, the man was still sleeping with his eyelids closed.
“444, how did I get those two evil values?”
The system replied, “When your Dad fed you quality yogurt.”
Chen You said, “Can I then deduce that if I let Sheng Qing feed me four more times, I can get the last eight evil points from him?”
The system answered, “You can try.”
Chen You said, “Hehe, I won’t be fooled.”
System remarked, “How clever.”
Chen You, “….”
After enjoying the breeze for a while, Chen You sat next to the man, rested his head on his broad shoulders, and hugged his arm.
After doing all this, Chen You was a little confused. He didn’t know why he did this.
He was watching the man rest with his eyes closed and had come over involuntarily.
Could it be that the yogurt was poisonous?
Chen You stared at Sheng Qing. He had sharp eyebrows, thin lips, and a straight nose. He had a very manly face.
Unconsciously, he was so absorbed in watching that he felt as if he had dreamt of this before.
Chen You’s scalp tightened with fear when he was suddenly met with a gaze. “Dad, you’re awake.”
There was something in the depths of Sheng Qing’s eyes which disappeared in an instant as he returned to his usual coldness and silence. “You’re so close, do you miss dad?”
Chen You immediately let go of the man’s arm.
Sheng Qing’s forehead twitched.
He glanced at the boy’s slightly red face brought about by the sun, and recalled the scene in the cabin. In an instant, his mouth became dry and his blood boiled.
Chen You shrank back.
Perhaps knowing that he couldn’t do it anymore or the car would crash and people would die, Sheng Qing kissed the youth on the face and stood up to cut fruit.2From here on out, remember that anything related to driving/car/plane is referring to sex!
Chen You asked the system for ointment and tried it. His waist and legs no longer felt sore, only that his butt was a little itchy, which was difficult to scratch.3Okay, now I can be certain that it was not just the upper mouth that was fed yogurt. T-T
He walked over, looked at the cantaloupe, and then at the man’s honey-colored abdominal muscles.
“Dad, you have beautiful abs.”
The youth’s fingers gently stroked his abdomen, causing Sheng Qing’s breathing to suddenly lower. “Behave yourself.”
Chen You didn’t dare stroke again.
He faced the sea, opened his arms, and shouted, “Ah——”
Mom, look, your son is on a yacht!
Chen You smacked his lips. This was not the real world. His mother probably wouldn’t hear or see him.
After eating two pieces of cantaloupe, Sheng Qing went fishing. “You can play on your own.”
Chen You said “oh” and went into the cabin. He turned on the computer and downloaded a game. The file size was so big that it took him a while to finish downloading it.
The game’s world forum was flooded with messages. Chen You took a look and realized that it was because the leader of the largest guild, One Sword Sealed Throat, has set off fireworks in the Beauty Valley.
The fireworks had words on them: Happy birthday, little crybaby.
One Sword Sealed Throat has been hanging it there for more than four hours and it was going to drive the single dogs to death.
Chen You was stunned. The school grass knew that today was his birthday and the fireworks were a gift to him.
He went over to One Sword Sealed Throat and typed a private message to the other party in the chat box: Thank you.
One Sword Sealed Throat sent a hugging emote.
It was a bit ambiguous.
Chen You suddenly felt a chill on his back. He thought it was because the air conditioner was turned up high, so he reached out for the small blanket and wrapped himself in it. He continued to type, wanting to make things clear to the school grass.
“Having fun?”
A voice rang in his ear which made Chen You almost pee his pants.
As luck would have it, the school grass sent a message: I miss you so much.
What the hell are you thinking? We don’t even talk at school, so why are you trying to harm me like this? Chen You didn’t dare to look at the man’s expression.
He was lifted off the computer desk, out of the cabin, and onto the deck.
Are there such powerful people in this world? Half a month ago, you couldn’t even drive a stroller, but half a month later, you can directly drive a plane?
Yes, there was. Chen You was sitting inside that plane. Swoosh swoosh swoosh, the speed was so fast that he could only see a flash of white light one after another.
It was too fast.
Chen You started screaming and shouting as he started crying. He cried so hard that his tears flowed down nonstop and he almost fainted.
After Sheng Qing got on the plane, he was like a different person. Even when he saw Chen You crying, he didn’t slow down at all.
Chen You was airsick and was about to vomit. “Wuwuwu… Dadadadad…” Damn it, drive slower, this isn’t a drone, okay?!
Sheng Qing adjusted the direction and continued flying.
It was unknown how long it took, but the plane descended quickly, and then began to slow down when it was some distance from the ground before slowly landing.
When they reached the ground, Sheng Qing became playful and childishly controlled the plane, turning 360 degrees on the spot.
When Chen You got off the plane, his legs were weak and the world was swaying. He couldn’t utter a sound. He closed his eyes and fainted.
When he woke up, Chen You was lying on the bed. He was the only one there. The guy who flew the plane was nowhere to be found.
He propped himself up on the bed, feeling dizzy and disoriented. The aftereffects of flying were terrible.
Next time, he would talk to Sheng Qing about not taking him on a plane anymore. They could go boating together, slowly and leisurely. You sit at the bow, I sit at the stern, and we can sway away together. How nice is that?
The system said, “Your game has been deleted.”
Chen You rubbed his slightly swollen eyes, feeling hopeless. “When did it happen?”
The system said, “After you passed out.”
Chen You gritted his teeth. “How ruthless!”
The system said, “Your Daddy also used your account to reply to the school grass.”
Chen You was shocked. “What?”
The system said, “And I quote, ‘I have someone I like, and I will be with him until old age’.”
Chen You groaned, saying that the man was so childish.
Sheng Qing came in and threw a diving suit to Chen You. “Put this on. You’re going diving with Dad.”
Chen You was afraid of water. His face turned pale when he heard that he had to dive.
He put on his equipment with shaking hands. “444, what should I do? I feel like I can’t breathe!”
The System said, “It’s probably because of the clothes.”
Chen You sobbed. “Stop joking, you know I can’t swim.”
When he was a child, he accidentally fell in while playing by a pond. He drank a lot of water and almost drowned.
When he grew up, Chen You remained afraid of it and nothing changed in the slightest.
He’d never thought about learning to swim as he was resisting it deep down.
The system said, “With your dad, you won’t be eaten by a shark.”
Shark? Yes, this is the sea, not a river. Chen You’s legs were shaking. It’s all over. On this trip to the sea, he would not turn into rotten cabbage, but salted cabbage.
The system told him, “Overcome your fear and you’ll be able to swim.”
Chen You said, “Then I’ll fuse with a shark and we’ll be inseparable going forward.”
System, “……”
There was a water slide next to the yacht. Sheng Qing was at the bottom of the slide, looking at the youth on top. “Come down.”
Chen You was about to cry. “Dad, I’m scared…”
Sheng Qing stretched out his arms to the youth. “Don’t be afraid, Dad is here.”
