Chapter 121.3 – I’m dead (3)

Translator: Xena @dummynovels dot com

In the apartment, Chen You sat cross-legged on the sofa, playing with building blocks. There was really nothing else to play with.

As soon as the door lock turned, he put on his slippers and ran to the door with a deng deng deng, like a puppy waiting to be fed.

The system had informed him that Sheng Qing bought himself a cake.

After knowing that, Chen You started waiting.

Sheng Qing opened the door and saw the youth standing at the entrance. He asked sternly, “What are you doing here?”

Chen You snorted, how lacking of romance ai! Shouldn’t you be picking me up and pressing me against the door, the wall, or the shoe cabinet for a passionate French kiss that would darken the sky and shake the earth?

Sheng Qing has been standing still for more than 30 years and has only recently started running. His body and mind were still in a state of constant adjustment, so it was inevitable that his reactions were slow.

He stared at the youth for a few seconds and then came to a realization.

Chen You’s body was lifted into the air and placed on the shoe cabinet. Just as the other was about to kiss him, his eyes found the cake. “Dad, what flavor is it?”

Sheng Qing kissed the youth. “Fruit pudding.”

Chen You immediately pushed Sheng Qing away and jumped down to hug the cake.

Sheng Qing pressed his brows and went to the study.

When he came out after finishing his work, the TV in the living room had been turned off, but the cake box was still on the coffee table. The little cake inside had ended up in the youth’s stomach as he was a big eater.

Fortunately, he was not picky about food.

Sheng Qing found the youth in the guest room. He was drinking milk and had an uneven mustache of it around his mouth.

Chen You had just taken a shower and was drinking some milk before going to sleep. When he saw the man coming in, he swallowed the milk in his mouth and said, “Dad, do you want to sleep with me?”

Sheng Qing looked at the youth with a grave expression.

The youth was wearing pink teddy bear pajamas which revealed his thin white arms and legs. He simply stared at him with no expression on his face and thoughts unknown.

Chen You felt his whole hair stand up when he was stared at like that, and subconsciously checked himself. His pajamas and slippers were all fine, his fingernails and toenails were trimmed, his hair was combed, and he even put perfume on his face. He looked great from head to toe.

Is there something wrong with him?

“Dad, I…”

Sheng Qing remained silent, staring at him with a knowing look, emitting a strong aura and low pressure.

Chen You swallowed and cried in fear.

As soon as he started crying, Sheng Qing strode over, carried him to the kitchen, and fed him about 1000ml of yogurt in batches for fear that he would drink too quickly and have difficulty swallowing.

Look how careful he is!

Chen You was so moved he couldn’t stop crying. Damn it, feed, feed, feed, all you do every day is feed me, are you raising a pig?

After feeding him, Sheng Qing wiped away the tears on the youth’s face and asked, “Which is better, milk or yogurt?”

Chen You wuwu-ed. “Yogurt.”

After drinking so much yogurt, he had to go to the bathroom several times throughout the night.

Summer vacation was the same in every world. It always seemed long but was actually so short.

On the first day of school, when Chen You walked into the classroom with his schoolbag on his back, the other students all looked over to him.

How cool! He unexpectedly stepped down quietly from last place in the class and single-handedly made it into the top 30 in the grade.

As soon as Chen You’s buttocks touched the chair, the homeroom teacher floated over. The timing was so accurate it was as if he was waiting in a corner.

The homeroom teacher called Chen You to the corridor and told him that he had done well in the final exams and had made great progress. He also told him to continue working hard.

Chen You nodded. He could feel that the homeroom teacher was afraid that he would become proud.

But there was something he was embarrassed to say—he was already proud of it.

The homeroom teacher called Xiao Langgou out next.

Xiao Langgou was different from Chen You. His performance has dropped, from being firmly in first place to falling directly to 20th place, just one place ahead of Chen You.

He slid so fast that he scared his homeroom teacher.

The homeroom teacher walked around with his hands behind his back and said to his favorite student, “Your grades have always been very stable, especially in Chinese, Math and English. You didn’t perform very well this time.”

Xiao Langgou didn’t say anything.

The homeroom teacher was so worried that his hair almost went bald. “The college entrance examination will be next year, Xiao Langgou, you have to hand in an answer sheet for yourself, the teachers, and your parents.”

Xiao Langgou still didn’t say anything.

His eyelids drooped, looking absent-minded.

The homeroom teacher’s eyes narrowed, becoming sharp and discerning. He had dealt with many students who fell in love prematurely, so he knew what was going on.

“Do your homework now and study hard. There’s still time to discuss other things after the college entrance examination.”

Xiao Langgou replied, “I understand.”

When the homeroom teacher heard his answer and stopped talking. Children of this age are rebellious, and if you talk too much, they will get annoyed and develop a mentality of “the more you try to stop me, the more I will do it.”

“You can go back to class.”

Xiao Langgou turned around and away from the eyes watching him.

The homeroom teacher sighed. He has high expectations for this student so him being in his lowest point needed to be paid attention to.

The morning self-study ended in a blur. Chen You had finished his steamed bun and was lying on his desk, drawing randomly on the Chinese textbook.

A small group of students came in, chattering about something.

Chen You was not interested and continued drawing.

His chair was pushed and he thought it was the school grass, but when he turned around he realized it was the girl in the back seat.

“What’s wrong?”

The girl said in a very low voice, “Did you hear that?”

Chen You asked, “What?”

The girl said, “That just now.”

Chen You’s eyes looked a little strange. “…which one?”

Could it be that? He inwardly shook his head. No, no, the girl is still very young and doesn’t understand.

The girl said, “It’s about Class 2.”

Chen You was certain that he hadn’t heard of it. “What’s going on?”

The girl immediately looked shocked, as if to say, ‘Oh my God, you haven’t heard of this.’

Chen You was confused.

What did he miss while eating one steamed bun and two dumplings?

“Tell me about it.”

The girl leaned over and said, “Two students from Class 2 were hugging and chewing each other in the toilet of the teaching building and were discovered.”

Chen You, “Oh.”

The girl lowered her voice even more, fearing that someone might hear her. In fact, everyone was saying that she and Chen You were countrymen as could be seen from their IQ.

After talking about some random things, the girl finally got to the point, “They’re gay.”

Chen You, “Oh.” The same is true for me who is in front of you.

Girls are soft-hearted. As they spoke, they sighed and expressed sympathy, saying that the two youths were so pitiful.

Chen You commented that they were very pitiful, as they were about to be expelled from school for suddenly being outed. Not to mention the contempt and disgusting looks from their classmates, there would definitely be a bloody storm at home. They would be skinned alive, if not dead.

The girl looked up behind Chen You. He turned his neck and saw Xiao Langgou standing at the door of the classroom.

Chen You gave him a meaningful look. You see, being gay is miserable, especially being gay in school.

Xiao Langgou sat in his seat as if nothing had happened, doing the most important thing he did in the day; spinning a pen.

Throughout the day, the class never stopped discussing homosexuality.

There were technical questions about how the two men came together, inductive questions about what to do about the college entrance examination after being expelled, and exploratory questions about when they got together.

In conclusion, there were quite a lot of questions.

During class, Chen You’s ears were filled with Chinese, Mathematics, English, Politics, History and Geography. After class, the whole place was filled with noise, as if dozens of little mice were squeaking together.

Xiao Langgou was drawing with a triangle ruler in hand when he suddenly said, “Come with me after school.”

Chen You pretended not to hear anything.

If you don’t put a name in front of a sentence, who knows who you’re referring to?

As soon as the bell rang for the end of class and before the teacher left, Chen You started to clean up his desk. He quickly grabbed his schoolbag.

The teacher took one step forward and Chen You followed closely.

Just after running to the first floor, Chen You’s schoolbag was grabbed by a hand reaching out from behind.

He stepped back unhappily and said, “Let go!”

Xiao Langgou carried his bag like a sling on his shoulder, put one hand in his pocket, and walked towards the sports field holding Chen You’s schoolbag in the other.

Chen You struggled to take his schoolbag back. It was okay to not have it, but damn, the little bear was in the school grass’ hands.

If Sheng Qing didn’t see the little bear when he returned home, he would die.

After school was the happiest time of day. No one cared about anyone else, and the students also didn’t care about Chen You and Xiao Langgou.

After crossing the sports field, Xiao Langgou dragged Chen You to the back of the cafeteria.

It was a small bamboo forest with some toilet paper balls scattered on the ground.

“The homeroom teacher came to see me this morning.”

Xiao Langgou clutched Chen You’s arm and asked him, “Do you know what the reason is?”

Chen You was short and skinny, so he couldn’t resist at all. “Because you didn’t do well in the final exam?”

“Yes.”

Xiao Langgou asked him, “Then do you know why I didn’t do well in the exam?”

I know, but I don’t want to say it. Chen You moved his arms, but the other party held them tightly and he couldn’t break free.

Xiao Langgou said, “Because of you.”

“During the exam, there was a student sitting in front of me. His back looked a lot like you.”

He smiled bitterly, “I just kept staring. I couldn’t control myself.”

Chen You didn’t know what to say.

Xiao Langgou stopped smiling. “Do you think I’m stupid?”

Chen You told him, “Don’t be like this.”

“Like what?” Xiao Langgou’s breathing was disordered. “You talk, I’ll listen.”

Chen You said, “You also know what happened this morning. For your own good, please don’t talk to me about this anymore…”

“Nonsense!”

Xiao Langgou yelled, speaking without hesitation what he had been holding back for the entire summer vacation, “Sheng Xia, do you think that just because you have been hypnotizing yourself, you and your father are not father and son?”

Chen You said in his heart, It’s true though, my dad and I are just fake father and son, we have no blood relationship at all, it couldn’t be more fake!

“So you knew.”

“Yes, I do know.” Xiao Langgou continued, “The two students in Class 2 simply fell in love with the same sex, but you’re different, Sheng Xia, what you are doing… is…”

Don’t say it, that word doesn’t sound nice. Chen You said, “I want to go home.”

Xiao Langgou suddenly bent down and kissed him.

Chen You turned his face to the left and was kissed on the hair. He saw a figure not far away and his eyes widened.

Oh shit! There’s no end to this drama.

Xiao Langgou found that Chen You was not moving, so he went to look and was also stunned.

Liang Mei came over, carrying the smell of gunpowder.

Chen You turned ashen.

Xiao Langgou was calmer than him and so was his expression.

Liang Mei couldn’t believe it. “Sheng Xia, you and Xiao Langgou, you two…”

She raised her voice, “What the hell is going on?!”

Chen You moved the schoolbag to the front and found that the little bear’s skirt was torn by Xiao Langgou.

I’m done for.

If I don’t die here, I’ll die once I go back.

Xiao Langgou raised his chin. “It’s just as you see.”

Liang Mei’s face turned pale. “What?”

She asked Xiao Langgou, “Did you kiss Sheng Xia, did he kiss you, or did you kiss each other?”

Chen You’s lips twitched. I don’t mean anything bad, Liang Mei, but you should wear glasses.

Xiao Langgou answered, “Is there any difference?”

There’s a huge difference, okay? School grass, please don’t harm me. Chen You opened his mouth to explain, but before he could finish his words, he was pushed to the ground by Liang Mei.

To be honest, it was not that he was weak, it was that Liang Mei was too strong. She was over 1.7 meters tall, and all that height was not for nothing.

Xiao Langgou was furious and glared at Liang Mei fiercely. “What are you doing?”

Liang Mei bit her lower lip with great force until it bled. “Sheng Xia, I want to hear you say it.”

Chen You spoke, “He and I…”

Xiao Langgou blocked him. “I’ve said all that needs to be said.”

Chen you, “….”

Liang Mei’s eyes turned red, she couldn’t accept that the one who stole from her was the youth.

“Sheng Xia, your girlfriend was him?”

Chen You had only half his mouth open to the shape of “no” when Xiao Langgou blocked him again, “Yes, it’s me.”

Explode right here, School Grass.