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Chapter 27.2 – The irritable monk wishes to commit violence

The Underworld Bigshots are all Pretending to be Cute
Churen
52 Chapters

Chapter 1 - I'm here to apply for a job. Chapter 2 - Ghosts are afraid of me at a glance Chapter 3 - Be good, don't misplace your head. Chapter 4 - Everyone has a vest Chapter 5 - Haunted House Chapter 6 - Can't afford to offend Chapter 7 - Can ghosts be affected by ghost walls? Chapter 8 - I, the anchor, am too brave to be scared Chapter 9 - Refusing to reincarnate Chapter 10 - I am Emperor Zhou of the Shang dynasty Chapter 11 - I have a dream Chapter 12 - I have died once more Chapter 13 - Ghost Roulette Chapter 14 - Age is a mystery Chapter 15 - Capitalist Su's daily exploitations Chapter 16 - Payday Chapter 17 - Who is going on a business trip? Chapter 18 - Fight Chapter 19 - Suddenly Exposed? Chapter 20 - I have money Chapter 21 - A bountiful harvest Chapter 22 - Something happened Chapter 23 - Ask the ghosts and spirits Chapter 24 - The Ghost King... is not here Chapter 25 - I have a magic weapon Chapter 26 - The pitiful Tuanzi Chapter 27.1 - Code Name: I'm Going to Be a Top Student Chapter 27.2 - The irritable monk wishes to commit violence Chapter 27.3 - Tuanzi is more popular than Chang Wu and Chang Bai Chapter 28 - Time to drive! Chapter 29 - Exam time! Chapter 30 - Pearl of the medicine king Chapter 31 - Totally unexpected Chapter 32 - Caught red-handed Chapter 33 - Teaming up to scam ghosts... Chapter 34 - The shadow ghost is amazing! Chapter 35 - Knowledge competition Chapter 36 - Cult-like forum Chapter 37 - A date Chapter 38 - My beloved Chapter 39 - Welcome to the underworld Chapter 40 - Twelve word policy Chapter 41 - I won't be fooled! Chapter 42 - The Ghost King's identity is revealed Chapter 43 - Verifying his true identity Chapter 44 - The boss is mighty! Chapter 45 - My past with the ghost king Chapter 46 - Scandals triumph over public sentiment Chapter 47 - The competition Chapter 48 - The food has feelings Chapter 49 - Naval wars Chapter 50 - Super Fan

Translator: ChuRen/ YuQiChen


The bigshots frantically copied away…

More than just accepting him? We all truly adore him!

“Hope everyone can continue maintaining this positive work atmosphere,” Su Ling encouraged them.

As the bigshots copied with tears in their eyes…

If this continues, our ghostly lives are doomed!

Sheng Ze sipped his tea slowly. After finishing a cup, he obediently raised his head and smiled at Su Ling.

“Boss, rest assured, I will study diligently, ask questions, and get along harmoniously with my seniors,” Sheng Ze’s eyes curved as he smiled sincerely.

Under Boss Su’s intimidating aura, the ghostly employees had to pack their bags, pay a hefty tuition fee, and reluctantly submit themselves into the clutches of the teachers.

To avoid suspicion, each ghost slightly adjusted their appearance to look a bit younger.

When Su Ling emerged after adjusting his features, Sheng Ze inadvertently looked up and was immediately stunned.

Su Ling had always possessed a delicate and lively appearance, attractive but not as aggressive as Chang Wu and Chang Bai.

At that moment, his already delicate face seemed to gain a touch of youthfulness, exuding a different kind of cuteness that tickled the heart.

Su Ling poked his slightly chubby cheek, curiously asking Sheng Ze, “How do I look? Do I resemble a high school student?”

Sheng Ze tugged at the corner of his mouth, his voice slightly strained, “You do.”

Su Ling widened his eyes, leaning in with concern, “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”

Sheng Ze lowered his head, inevitably meeting Su Ling’s clear and curious gaze.

Feeling his heart clench, Sheng Ze dared not look too long, averted his eyes, and gently patted Su Ling’s head, reassuring him, “I’m fine.”

In light of this scene, the gossip group exploded once again.

【Meng Xiaoman, the Most Beautiful in the Universe】: When the Ghost King bowed his head just now, I thought they were about to kiss.

【Amitabha】: Facing a teenager in high school? The Ghost King isn’t that much of a beast.

【I’m Not a Bookworm】: I knew they must have a story!!!

【Gujiguji】: Guji Guji Guji~!

【Chang Family’s Younger Brother】: What’s going on up there? What’s with this new addition?

【Amitabha】: Holy cow, Ball?! Is that Tuanzi I’m thinking of?

【Gujiguji】: Guji!

【Meng Xiaoman, the Most Beautiful in the Universe】: Why are you all so surprised? I helped Ball set up the WeChat account. They only said no Ghost King and Boss, didn’t say anything about Ball.

【I’m Not a Bookworm】: Huh? That lump can type?

【Chang Family’s Younger Brother】: Wu Pan, there’s another input method in the world called voice input to text.

【Amitabha】: …You really are a bookworm.

【Gujiguji】: Guji.

And so, the topic took a complete turn.

The ghosts enrolled at H High.

Today is their first day at school.

H High is a private elite high school, with no other distinctive features except for having a lot of rules.

Every day when students arrive at school, the principal, vice principal, and dean of discipline stand in a row, inspecting each student.

“You! It’s against school rules to wear makeup!” the dean of discipline sternly pointed at Chang Wu and Chang Bai with a ruler.

Chang Wu narrowed his eyes, a coldness in his gaze.

Chang Bai gently tugged at his brother’s sleeve, smiling softly, “Teacher, we’re not wearing makeup.”

The dean of discipline, a little old man with a Mediterranean-style bald head, sneered when he heard this, sternly saying, “Do you think I don’t know the tricks you young people play? Your eyelashes are so long, are you using mascara? Your face is so white, is that foundation? Your nose, is that contouring? Your double eyelids, are they glued on?”

Logically sound arguments.

Listening in, Su Ling: … chuckles

The flawless smile on Chang Bai’s face finally showed a crack.

He froze for a moment, then slowly released his grip on his brother’s sleeve, smiling at Chang Wu, “Go ahead, gege.”

Chang Wu raised an eyebrow.

Chang Bai smiled, “Consider it ridding the world of evil.”

Chang Wu chuckled and raised his hand, but instead of looking at the dean of discipline, he affectionately rubbed Chang Bai’s face a few times.

Then, he spread out his fingers and coldly stated, “No makeup.”

The dean of discipline was inexplicably intimidated by the aura exuding from this person and subconsciously took a step back.

That step back cost him the upper hand.

The dean of discipline had no choice but to let the two of them in.

Chang Wu lightly scoffed, his smile fleeting.

Dean of discipline: …You little rascal!

Meanwhile, Shi Kongzang was also stopped.

Principal: “School rules dictate that overly unique hairstyles are not allowed.”

Shi Kongzang grimly rubbed his head and then angrily retorted, “Your grandpa1he’s referring to himself is bald, not a hairstyle!”

Vice principal: “School rules also prohibit the use of foul language.”

Principal: “…At such a young age, you’re already balding?”

Shi Kongzang, even more irritated, exclaimed, “I intentionally shaved my head, I’m not balding!”

Principal: “Oh, in that case, it falls under the school rule category of not allowing overly unique hairstyles.”

Shi Kongzang: …

The irritable monk is considering violence, seeking advice online on where to start?

Wu Pan was one of the smoothest to enter through the school gates.

The principal, looking at Wu Pan’s well-behaved demeanor and softened, “Excellent, you look like a great student…”

However, the principal’s gaze shifted to Sheng Ze, who was standing behind Wu Pan with a dark expression, and he subconsciously added, “…and his little sidekick.”

Wu Pan was taken aback, wishing he could kneel down and beg the principal to stop talking.

Sheng Ze’s expression indeed darkened even further.

In the end, it was Su Ling’s simple question that softened Sheng Ze’s expression and successfully made all the ghosts pause: “Principal, where is our classroom?”

As transfer students, Su Ling and the others successfully blended into Ai Xi’s class.

During their self-introductions, even Ai Xi, rarely lifting her head from her textbook, looked at this group in surprise.

Su Ling mischievously winked at her.

After a moment of contemplation, Ai Xi guessed their identities and couldn’t help but smile wryly.

Su Ling and Sheng Ze sat as desk mates, right behind Ai Xi. After class, Su Ling purposely passed a note to Ai Xi, asking, “Where’s your childhood friend?”

Ai Xi helplessly shook the small note and replied, “He went to the library.”

“Not attending class? And your teacher doesn’t say anything?” Su Ling asked in surprise.

“You’re talking about Long Luan, right?” Ai Xi’s desk mate interjected, “The teacher can’t control him. Once they manage to drag him out of the library, he cries and causes a scene, refusing to stop.”

“Yes, exactly, even his parents can’t do anything. The teacher is afraid it will disrupt our class, so it’s better to let him self-study there.” Another classmate joined in on the conversation.

It seems like the matter of Ai Xi’s childhood friend is quite widely known…

After a brief pause, Su Ling inquired, “Besides him, are there others like that?”

The classmates who were gossiping earlier exchanged glances, thought for a moment, and nodded, “Yes, there are boys in Class Four and Class Eight like that too.”

Meng Xiaoman listened with amazement, “Truly bewitched by ghosts.”

The classmates pursed their lips and collectively looked at Meng Xiaoman.

Meng Xiaoman shivered inexplicably and nervously asked, “Why are you all looking at me?”

A few female classmates took advantage of Su Ling and the others not paying attention and quietly sat beside Meng Xiaoman.

“You transferred here, right?”

“Where did you transfer from?”

“Do you know them?”

Meng Xiaoman rarely saw so many “peers” around her, feeling like she was surrounded by a flock of chirping sparrows.

Meng Xiaoman felt a splitting headache, “What do you all want?”

The girls in front of her lowered their heads slightly, feeling a bit embarrassed, “Um, well, do you have the contact information for those brothers?”

Meng Xiaoman: …

Understood, it’s a world where appearances matter.

“And, could you help me pass this to Sheng Ze?”

Meng Xiaoman stared in disbelief at the pink envelope handed to her, incredulously asking, “When did you write this love letter?”

The girl twisted her fingers shyly, blushing, “Just now.”

Meng Xiaoman twitched the corner of her mouth and sincerely gave her a thumbs up.

“This, this is for Su Ling, the little brother…”

“Could you please pass this to Wu Pan?”

“This is a snack I bought for Chang-ge…”

“Does Chang Bai have a girlfriend?”

After a while, a pile of envelopes accumulated in front of Meng Xiaoman.

To make matters worse, a male classmate timidly poked Meng Xiaoman, stuttered for a while, and suddenly blurted out loudly, “Meng Xiaoman, I like you!”

“Oh wow—”

The whole class instantly turned their attention to him, unreservedly starting to cheer.

Meng Xiaoman: …

As the commotion continued, suddenly a head popped out from Su Ling’s backpack.

Su Ling was shocked and questioned it, “When did you follow me? Didn’t I ask you to stay at the pet shelter for two days?”

The little silkworm baby affectionately nuzzled his face, “Guji Guji Guji~”


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    he’s referring to himself ↩︎

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