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Chapter 3 – Laughter and Victory – Jian Mei

Online Dating Boyfriend is Actually an Alien
Sinu
144 Chapters

Chapter 1 - Strange Phone Chapter 2 - The Owner of the Phone. Are you there? Chapter 3 - Laughter and Victory - Jian Mei Chapter 4 - Meeting the Person You're Meant to Protect Chapter 5 - No Man Can Utter the Word "No" Chapter 6 - Did the Teacher Assign Homework? Huh? Chapter 7 - No one has ever treated me like this Chapter 8 - Me and My God Chapter 9 - New Friend Chapter 10 - Jealousy - His Highness's Uneasiness Chapter 11 - No Coquettishness Allowed Chapter 12 - Strange and Unusual Request Chapter 13 - Short Paper, Long Sentiments-Striving to Improve Chapter 14 - "I'll go ask someone else." Chapter 15 - The Mad Protector - Bai Li Shou Yue Chapter 16 - The Online Scammer Turns Out to Be Myself Chapter 17 - The Worrying Intelligence of Jianmei and His Highness's Honesty Chapter 18 - Is Lu Dazhuang there? Chapter 19 - His Highness' Unusual Behavior in the Blink of an Eye Chapter 20 - Is There Someone You Like? Chapter 21 - He Must Be in Pain Chapter 22 - Brother Dazhuang , Thank You Chapter 23 - Confrontation Between Two Men Chapter 24.1 - The First Video Chapter 24.2 - The First Video Chapter 25 - Discussing Marriage Chapter 26 - Your Highness, as long as I can have a full meal Chapter 27 - Da Zhuang's Family is in Difficulties Chapter 28.1 - Ignorance Chapter 28.2 - Ignorance Chapter 29 - Like a Dream Chapter 30 - Brother Attends Parent-Teacher Meeting Chapter 31 - Jian Mei's Confession Chapter 32 - Parents Discover the Existence of his Online Friend Chapter 33 - Quarrel Chapter 34 - His Highness's Beloved Chapter 35 - The prince experienced a moment of social death. Chapter 36 - Your Highness, you have hidden yourself so well Chapter 37 - My son is the cabbage of someone else's house Chapter 38 - Snow White Chapter 39 - Will the True Prince Notice Me Chapter 40 - Special Treatment for Hunger Chapter 41 - Your Highness, take a picture to show me Chapter 42 - DaZhuang ge is the best Chapter 43 - This is a multiple-choice question Chapter 44 - Praying, no one to video call with you Chapter 45 - His Highness Can't Show His Face Chapter 46 - The Runaway Little Darling of the Overbearing CEO Chapter 47 - We made a Promise Chapter 48 - Confession to His Highness Chapter 49 - Lost Phone Chapter 50 - Looking for the Phone, Searching for the Phone. Chapter 51 - The Person I Truly Like Chapter 52 - Your Home Is Even Farther Than Mars Chapter 53 - Hoping We Have a Future Chapter 54 - Lets Meet Up Chapter 55 - The Third Prince Has Returned Chapter 56 - The Knockoff Phone is Awesome Chapter 57 - Hello, Stan Star Chapter 58 - I'll Marry You, How About That? Chapter 59 - I want to find Lu Dazhuang Chapter 60 - Because I Am Here Chapter 61.1 - The Crown Prince's Divine Power Chapter 61.2 - The Crown Prince's Divine Power Chapter 62.1 - I Miss You So Much Chapter 62.2 - I Miss You So Much Chapter 63 - Crown Princess Chapter 64 - The Crown Prince is a Dangerous Figure Chapter 65 - Bringing Him Back to the Palace Chapter 66 - Hello, General Zuo Chapter 67 - What's Between the Young Master and Me Chapter 68 - I Just Don't Want to Marry You Chapter 69 - My Fate with His Highness Chapter 70 - Interstellar Broadcasting Station Chapter 71 - The Broadcasting Station is Very Popular Chapter 72 - His Highness Can't Eat Chapter 73 - I Miss My Alma Mater Chapter 74 - First Meeting Chapter 75 - Re-acquaintance Chapter 76 - Your Highness, You've Misunderstood Chapter 77 - The Crown Prince Personally Teaches Writing Chapter 78 - Your Highness, that's enough Chapter 79 - Shocking the Entire Faculty Chapter 80 - The Little Couple is Truly Well-Matched! Chapter 81 - What do you think Chapter 82 - The Green Grass of the World Chapter 83 - Sharing a Bed Chapter 84 - The Matter of the Crown Prince Taking Concubines Chapter 85 - Lacking a Wife Chapter 86 - Where did His Highness the Crown Prince wrong you? Chapter 87 - Contact Chapter 88 - Always Watching You Chapter 89 - People from Two Worlds Chapter 90 - Borrowing Money from the Crown Prince Chapter 91 - Pocket Money from the Crown Prince Chapter 92 - The Crown Prince as Family Chapter 93 - Making Money to Marry a Wife Chapter 94 - His Highness's Childhood Chapter 95 - The Eternal Divinity of Chinese Cuisine Chapter 96 - Lu Xingwang's Happiness Chapter 97 - Why Aren't You Afraid at All? Chapter 98 - His Highness Also Understands Fashion Chapter 99 - What do you think of him? Chapter 100 - Your Matters Are All Important Chapter 101 - Does he have a partner? Chapter 102 - The Difficult Lady Chapter 103 - About the Plague Chapter 104 - Mutual Gifts Between Lovers Chapter 105 - Becoming the Ruler of This Country Chapter 106 - Kiss Chapter 107 - Will Not Marry Anyone Else Chapter 108 - Control Chapter 109 - Unwilling to see you suffer Chapter 110 - Savior in Chaotic Times Chapter 111 - Take care of yourself Chapter 112 - Seeing the Young Master Again Chapter 113 - Reestablishing Contact with the Modern World Chapter 114 - Connection with Earth Chapter 115 - Xiao Pang's Troubles Chapter 116 - I might be infected Chapter 117 - Meeting Xiao Cheng Chapter 118 - I Can Help You Chapter 119 - His Majesty Has Come Personally Chapter 120 - Becoming Xiao Cheng's Hostage Chapter 121 - Something Happened to Xiao Ban Chapter 122 - Kissing Chapter 123 - Hospital in Modern Society Chapter 124 - Meeting with Mother Chapter 125 - Jian Mei Woke Up Chapter 126 - Together Chapter 127 - Noticed by Brother Chapter 128 - Taking Over as the Director Chapter 129 - Stan Star Livestream Chapter 130 - Grandpa Talks with the Patient Chapter 131 - I Want to Be with You Chapter 132 - Together Chapter 133 - Let's Get Married Chapter 134 - Time Is Running Out Chapter 135 - I'll Wait for You on Earth Chapter 136 - Back to Earth Chapter 137 - Meeting Chapter 138 - The Man with Nothing Chapter 139 - The Eve of the Wedding Chapter 140 - Marriage

After sending this message, Lu xing wang decisively blocked and deleted the person.

The medicine given by the Healing Priest could only quickly suppress toxins but couldn’t alleviate the pain of the poison spreading. The sunlight outside the window gradually slanted westward. He sat on the ground, cold sweat soaking through his clothes. The young man lowered his head, exerted force in his legs, trying to stand up, but he only managed to create a small distance between him and the ground.

 

His black robe fell heavily back to the ground, and his body felt so weak as if his bones had been disassembled and rearranged. This body was incredibly frail.

Even without looking in the mirror, he could imagine how wretched and miserable he looked right now. The warm yellow sunlight was within reach not far away, but he could only sit in the shadow, silently watching the light recede inch by inch.

 

“Ding!”

 

The sound of a message notification broke the silence.

 

Lu xingwang raised his eyes and was surprised to find that the account he had blocked and deleted had somehow reappeared and was continuously sending him messages. Out of curiosity about this unexpected turn of events, he opened the message:

 

“You’re really alive!”

 

“Thank goodness, you scared me QAQ”

 

“Are you the owner of the phone?”

 

“I saw you on WeChat, so I decided to send you a message!”

 

Phone? WeChat?

 

Lu xingwang furrowed his brow almost imperceptibly. His dark eyes were calm, dismissing these unfamiliar terms and focusing on the core question: [Who are you?]

 

The security level of his information terminal was S+ grade, so it was impossible for a strange account to appear. Moreover, the notification sound of this message was something that only occurred when someone of immediate family importance sent a message. Eliminating the possibility of being poisoned and hallucinating, it could only mean that there was an extraordinary person with special divine powers capable of breaking through his established security defenses.

 

However,

Why would the other party do this? Whose person are they? The Crown Prince or the Second Prince, or perhaps someone from another faction testing him?

 

He certainly didn’t expect the other party to honestly answer. They went to great lengths to invade his information terminal, so it couldn’t be just to exchange a few meaningless words. Clearly, they were reluctant to reveal their identity. If they were truly a cunning opponent, they would most likely try to conceal themselves from now on.

 

“Ding”

 

The sound of a reply message came at this moment.

 

Lu xingwang’s thoughts settled, and a sarcastic smile formed at the corner of his mouth. He opened the message and read the words that appeared before his eyes:

 

“Hello, my name is Jian Mei.”

 

“I’m from San Taishan, Xiao Zhang Village.”

 

“What about you?”

…

The air fell into a deathly silence.

Perhaps because the other person didn’t follow the usual script, Lu Xingwang was momentarily taken aback. Moreover, it was too easy for the other person to disclose their own background without any familiarity between them. Either they were genuinely naive or highly skilled and unafraid of exposure. However, he quickly regained his composure and didn’t answer the question. Instead, he counter-questioned, “How did you get my account information?”

Even if their methods were extremely clever, it would be extremely difficult to provide a convincing and rational explanation.

Even if the excuse was absurd, could one possibly claim that their account appeared out of thin air in his hands?

“Ding!”

The other person’s response came quickly:

“Oh my, you might not believe it when I say this, but your account mysteriously appeared at the top of my WeChat!”

“I was wondering why someone’s account would be completely blank.”

“I got quite a fright. Luckily, you’re alive. Hehe.”

…

Lu Xingwang stared fixedly at the words on the message panel, and even the veins on his forehead twitched. If it were said that Lu Wei had gone to great lengths but failed to catch his attention, then the person in front of him effortlessly achieved it. Leaning against the wall, the elegantly dressed youth paused for a moment before chuckling. After reading those words, he was actually amused by Jian Mei’s words.

“Are you still there?”

Another new message came through.

“Are you the owner of the phone?” he asked. “Because your contact information is the only one here.”

The room was quiet for a long time. Lu Xingwang sat up and replied, “No,” he said. “You’ve got the wrong person.”

Perhaps because this reason was truly absurd, with incomprehensible terms and an absurd timing, even the appearance of Jian Mei himself was absurd. But recently, his life had experienced so many absurd things. With his already messed up days, what difference would a few more absurd incidents make?

The pain from the poison gradually subsided because of Jian Mei’s interruption. His initial resolute and extreme thoughts also gradually settled down. Although it might have been accidental, this person unexpectedly helped him get through a difficult time.

“From now on, don’t easily give your information to strangers,” he typed as he pressed the block and delete buttons.

Regardless of whether the other person was genuinely foolish or pretending to be, he couldn’t be bothered and didn’t want to deal with it. After all, they wouldn’t meet again from this point on.

On the other side,

Jian Mei looked at the advice sent by the other person with some surprise. He didn’t expect this person to speak in such a cold manner, but deep down, they were unexpectedly kind to give him advice. However, if he wasn’t the owner, then whose phone was it? Or rather, who would buy such a strange phone?

Just now, he took a look and found that this phone didn’t have an app store. It didn’t even have basic internet browsing software. The entire phone, apart from basic functions and an empty WeChat, was simply unusable by any normal person.

While Jian Mei was contemplating, a pop-up window suddenly appeared in the previously blank WeChat chat window. The golden pop-up box displayed the words: “Daily mission completed. Please click to claim the reward.”

?

Jian Mei’s round eyes widened, staring at the pop-up window in disbelief. Unconsciously, he clicked to claim the reward.

The pop-up window flashed and changed to a new interface:

Daily mission settlement:

• Exchange more than five messages with him successfully √

• Accumulate sending 50 messages √

Below the pop-up window, there were ten shiny little gold coins that could be claimed. Jian Mei clicked to claim them, and the pop-up window automatically switched from WeChat to a large shopping page, asking, “Congratulations on receiving ten gold coins. You can now unlock application software.”

!!!

Jian Mei looked at the shopping page that the system had opened for him in shock. It was filled with various applications, including the most popular games he had heard of and some with unfamiliar names that seemed intriguing. It was a wide range of unheard-of software.

However…

The download buttons for these software are all gold coins.

Even the cheapest music software requires 10 gold coins to download and install!

Jian Mei let out a sigh. This world is too magical. What exactly are those strange tasks? What makes these software so special that they require gold coins to download?

“What a strange phone…”

Once you click on the pop-up, there’s no way back, and there’s no chance to ask Lu Xingwang. Jian Mei had no choice but to randomly select a music software to download and try it out. The download and installation of this software were quick, and when he opened it, it was no different from the music software on his own phone. Just when he thought that the software he downloaded for 10 gold coins was nothing special, he unexpectedly discovered…

All the songs downloaded from here can be listened to for free!

And you can find any song you want!

There are even some songs in languages he doesn’t understand on the homepage charts, surpassing his imagination in terms of the size of the music library.

Jian Mei: “Is this for real?”

He tried clicking on the download, and the system immediately displayed a pop-up message: “Sorry, your balance is insufficient. Please complete more tasks to unlock this software.”

?!

Jian Mei was stunned as he held his phone. Just when he was shocked, he heard his mother’s voice from downstairs: “Mei Mei, come downstairs. It’s time to eat!”

Jian Mei replied and quickly put down his phone, running downstairs, saying, “Coming, coming.”

The aroma of the food filled the air downstairs, whetting his appetite. Jian Mei saw the cooked dishes on the table but didn’t rush to grab the chopsticks to satisfy his craving. Taking small steps, he walked into the kitchen and saw his mother busy. He quickly went over to help: “Mom, let me take the plates.”

Shen Meina was afraid he would burn himself and said, “Don’t just stand there. Go to the backyard and call Grandpa for dinner. He’s drying herbs.”

The kitchen was filled with heat, causing a rosy flush to appear on Jian Mei’s round face. He nodded obediently, saying, “Okay.”

After saying that, he walked over and turned the fan in the kitchen, which Shen Meina used to cool down, to a higher speed. Then he quickly ran out, disappearing into the small path that led to the backyard beyond the wooden threshold in the living room.

Shao Huo, Jian’s father, glanced at him with some concern. He asked, “If you run so fast, what will happen if you fall?”

Shen Meina replied indignantly, “Forget about running, he even went to the river to rescue a dog today. Our son is becoming bolder and bolder!”

“Is that so?” Father Jian is easy-going and wore a gentle expression and smiled. “It seems that Meimei has become much more lively.”

Shen Meina glared at him.

But soon, her expression grew solemn. “Have you arranged everything for his school?”

“I found a good junior high school,” Father Jian said. “It has a high enrollment rate and a nice environment. Don’t worry.”

Shen Meina looked up. “You know that’s not what I’m worried about.”

Jian’s father looked at his wife’s worried face, sighed, and stood up. He put his arm around her shoulder and comforted her, “Alright, don’t worry. The doctor said that Meimei’s bone marrow transplant surgery was very successful, and he has recovered well. He hasn’t had any complications in the past two years. Look at him now, jumping around like any other healthy child.”

Shen Meina’s expression softened a bit.

Father Jian smiled even more. “Just relax. Our son will definitely be healthy and live a long life.”

Author’s note:

Day One:

Lu Xingwang: We probably won’t see each other again in the future.

Day Two:

Jian Mei: Are you surprised or not? Are you thrilled or not?

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