In terms of compatibility, Cen Zhen and Lian Yu are truly one of a kind. From the initial 60% to the recent 84%, and now to 89%, they were just 0.99% away from being soul mates; just one step away.
They were both eager to see how high their compatibility would ultimately reach.
But compared to what had just transpired in Cen Zhen’s spiritual realm, Lian Yu couldn’t care less. He tightened his legs, relishing the sensation, and touched his waist, still vaguely aware of the firm grip.
The mere thought of it made him roll around on the bed, then clasp Cen Zhen’s arms tightly. Although the intense experience had barely ended, Lian Yu’s mood had already shifted to feeling nostalgic.
Even though this was his first experience, he knew full well that nothing could be more exhilarating.
It was worth the long waiting and dreaming, so long, to the point of seeing Buddhahood. Unprepared, Cen Zhen suddenly gave him the biggest surprise.
In the span of an hour, all his requests were fulfilled, all his ideas came true, not one being missed, even in ways he hadn’t even considered.
In Lian Yu’s fantasy, Cen Zhen was the kind of person who, even while having sex, remained fully clothed, in a fixed position, his breathing steady and his expression unchanging. He would be the only one left completely undone, his sluttiness on full display. Afterward, Cen Zhen can simply zip up and go to class without any issues.
However, the current setting, where he became a completely different person once his pants were removed and wanted to try more ways than he could imagine, was also appealing to Lian Yu. Furthermore, these thoughts made him more excited than ever.
Or perhaps, as long as it was Cen Zhen, he liked any version of him.
This feeling of delayed gratification was akin to a student checking their failed exam results, packing their bags to go home and sell sweet potatoes on the street, only to suddenly discover that the top candidate had withdrawn and they had been accepted as a replacement.
That feeling of obtaining something at exceptional value, like saving up for half a lifetime to buy an exorbitantly priced product, only to discover it was even better than he’d imagined. Even if he had to wait another year for the next one, he’d still…
He was still a little unhappy. Once a year was too cruel.
Through the thin fabric of his clothes, two different sensations, different from regular ones, pressed against Cen Zhen’s arms, rubbing fiercely against each other, hinting at Lian Yu’s current state of excitement. A normal person wouldn’t remain indifferent… but Cen Zhen was not an ordinary person. He simply didn’t react. After all, he felt his body practically disassembling after two whole days in bed, and his throat was agonizingly dry.
However, Cen Zhen’s lips were surprisingly moist, not a single bit dry or flaky. Reason unknown, but he didn’t bother to even think about it. “Pour me some water, please.”
“Water?” Lian Yu lifted one leg and put it over Cen Zhen, pressing, his voice deliberately lowered, his intentions evident. “Does it have to be plain water? Would something else work?”
“What else?”
Lian Yu smirked and kissed the corner of his eye. “Milk.”
The soft touch against the corner of his eye brought a tingling sensation. Cen Zhen couldn’t help but close his eyes and flinch, his eyelashes trembling. At that moment, he looked like a leaf, its core shaved to reveal its pearly green, fresh and juicy.
Unfortunately, this appetizing expression of forbearance lasted only a fraction of a second. When Cen Zhen spoke, his familiar aloof demeanor reappeared. “Fine, as long as it’s real milk.”
“Hahaha…” Lian Yu couldn’t help but burst out laughing. He quickly climbed out of bed and went out to find Cen Zhen something to drink.
As soon as he landed, the lion and snow leopard, sprawled on the carpet, immediately stood up. The white cat rubbed against Lian Yu’s legs, its tail wagging, a clingy expression on its face. It followed Lian Yu out the door, as if begging for food.
The golden one rested its large head on the bed. Cen Zhen sat up and rubbed the lion’s mane, immediately receiving a purring lick.
The four men outside had been waiting for a long time. They had been keeping an eye on the two for two days and were planning to break in and separate them if they still wouldn’t come out.
When Lian Yu, no longer gloomy but cheerful, opened the door humming a song on his way to the kitchen, they knew Cen Zhen was awake. Before he could finish pouring the milk, the four men rushed in to check on Cen Zhen.
“Thank you, Cen Zhen.” Enfei solemnly shook Cen Zhen’s hand. “I really don’t know how to thank you.”
“Not worth mentioning,” Cen Zhen said flatly. Holding onto favors and demanding exorbitant prices were Lian Yu’s job. He just needed to sit there and keep a deadpan expression.
“No, I’m the one who should thank you the most.” YaoJin was also excited. It seemed they had already exchanged information over the past two days. “If I hadn’t been kidnapped, you wouldn’t have had to take such a risk, and you wouldn’t have gotten hurt.”
Speaking about this, let’s discuss the reason for YaoJin’s abduction. Cen Zhen accepted the hot milk from Lian Yu and asked, “Do you know who did it?” Don’t tell him that, even after being on the verge of death, YaoJin still didn’t know which grandson was behind this
YaoJin’s expression changed. He looked away, visibly hurt and downcast, lips pressed tight. Yet, his look told Cen Zhen the protagonist wasn’t so naïve as not to know the culprit.
“No need to tell us,” Lian Yu leaned against the headboard closest to Cen Zhen, arms folded across his chest. “Just figure it out yourself.” Whether he could be ruthless or not, whether he could solve the problem himself or not, was none of his business. He has no interest in getting involved. Cen Zhen had just recovered from serious injuries, and Lian Yu didn’t want to get into any more trouble anytime soon
YaoJin nodded and said, “I know. I’ll seek an explanation from him.” Pan, who was standing beside him, immediately swooped over, firmly declaring that he would be with him, help him, and protect him, never leaving his side.
“But I have a question,” YaoJin suddenly said. “We’ve screwed ShouHe so badly. Will he come after us and demand an explanation?”
EnFei raised an eyebrow. “How? How can he find this small airship in the vast galaxy? Especially since our ship uses the most advanced stealth technology, even the Interstellar Police can’t detect it.” He was now full of arrogance again, as if he hadn’t been the one beaten like a child two days ago.
Pan said timidly, “YaoJin’s point is, will ShouHe find the Special Planet and come to us? After all, we’re clearly undergraduate Sentinels and Guides, so we’ll definitely have to return to the Tower and the White Tower.”
“That requires evidence. He can’t just accuse us of assaulting a police officer with his words,” Lian Yu said nonchalantly. Pan immediately added, “The ship chasing us must have imaging equipment…”
“Don’t worry, those things won’t survive tomorrow.” The only reason they survived until today was because Cen Zhen was injured and he had no mood to deal with them.
“……”Why won’t they survive tomorrow? Pan was dazed as Lian Yu rushed him out of the room. Staring at the door, which he had impatiently locked. The more Pan thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. A thought suddenly flashed through his mind: Could it be…this guy is so terrifying.
“Isn’t the male protagonists’ relationship progressing too quickly? I feel like they’ll get married as soon as the ship lands… In the original story, they’re still testing the water and in a jealousy phase.” After pushing everyone away, Lian Yu slid back into bed. At this moment, Cen Zhen was concentrating on sipping milk and finishing his chicken, beef, bacon, mashed potato, and lettuce sandwich. Enfei had vowed that Cen Zhen must nourish himself, and he would prepare a lavish meal especially for the patient. However, all he produced was this cold sandwich in the end. Fortunately, Cen Zhen wasn’t picky about food and had no serious illness. Most importantly, he was truly hungry.
“Why don’t you try to interfere and break them up? After all, that’s your duty as a villain.” Cen Zhen’s fingertips dabbed in salad dressing, but before he could react, Lian Yu licked it off for him, still holding his hand and licking it carefully and attentively with her eyes downcast. Cen Zhen was stunned for a moment, but didn’t withdraw his gaze. He said helplessly, “Isn’t this self-torture…”
“Huh?” Lian Yu raised his eyes, his dark green eyes fixed on him without blinking. He sipped the last bit of the sauce with his warm mouth. Then, he muttered, “Pah, pah, what is this sweet and salty garbage!” while searching for warm water to rinse his mouth.
Cen Zhen knew this would be the outcome. He drank the milk, wiped the foam from his mouth, and the water stains Lian Yu had licked off his fingers with a tissue. Then, he suddenly thought of something regretful: “It seems that in the end, I didn’t get to see an Omega.”
“Still thinking about it huh?” Lian Yu put down his cup. “It’s okay. They’re not extinct. Next time, your Yu Gege will take you to their planet to see them. Besides Omegas, there are also Alphas and Betas. As many as you want.”
Cen Zhen smiled and repeated, “Yu Gege…?”
“Why? Or do you prefer to call me Yu Didi?”
“If I call you that, I’m afraid you’ll go back to the West to obtain the scriptures.”
“???” Lian Yu, who had never read Journey to the West, was once again at a loss for Cen Zhen’s wit. He angrily demanded an explanation, but the heartless and ruthless Cen Zhen ignored his pleas. He opened his terminal and began typing a message to Zhou Qingchang, outlining his theories and practical experiences regarding the subject of mind control of non-native people.
The lion had been lying on its side, licking the snow leopard’s fur, its saliva splattering. Suddenly, the snow leopard twitched its ears and stood up from the blanket, staring intently at the lion with its blue eyes. The lion also pricked up its ears, but in a completely opposite position; it crouched lower to the ground.
The two large cats wasted no time. The snow leopard approached and twitched for ten seconds without a word. Lian Yu noticed, but before he could call Cen Zhen to come and see, the snow leopard was done. The lion purred with pleasure and continued to lie on his side, licking the snow leopard’s fur.
“That’s fast,” Lian Yu sighed pointedly. Cen Zhen continued typing while replying, “Have some common sense? Ten seconds is the normal mating time for most cats.”
“Oh, really? But I know lions take a full thirty seconds, three times as long as snow leopards.”
“……” Cen Zhen glanced at him. “The pot calling the kettle black. Funny, huh?”
“Of course it’s funny. The point is, if it doesn’t work, switch gears. Don’t just sit there in the number one position and not fxxx anyone.”
Cen Zhen pressed send, dismissing the message. “Then go tell them that, it’s not me whose work was measured in seconds anyway.”
“But you’re encouraging this evil trend!” Lian Yu complained. “Think about your spiritual body. Look how pitiful they are. They can’t do anything without their masters!”
“Didn’t they just do it?”
“They…” Lian Yu suddenly realized. “Why did they do it?!”
Before he could finish his words, his shirt collar was undone, revealing his collarbone and half his chest. Cen Zhen continued to unbutton his shirt, his movements slow and measured, but he showed no sign of stopping.
Lian Yu was almost in disbelief—quickly kicking off his pants. “Ana?!” According to common sense, shouldn’t this kind of thing be done every six months, and last for six months at a time? Lian Yu felt like he was going to get sick from holding it in. Cen Zhen’s second demand came so quickly that this actually made him feel unnatural.
“Don’t you want to do it all at once?” Cen Zhen said frankly. “Spiritually and physically.”
“…Undress quickly!”
Cen Zhen smiled. “I have a new idea. Want to try?”
Original Author’s Note:
Catfish: Ana, you’re not being parasitized by something, are you?
Brother Zhen: As expected of an alien, your terminology is quite different from ours. We usually say being possessed or there’s a transmigrator.
Catfish: Okay, I don’t understand at all. As expected for you.
Translator’s Note:
Gege- older brother, show closeness or used as flirting terminology for people with sexual attraction
Didi- younger brother, same as above
