I Conquered The Empire By Brewing Wine 【Live Broadcast】

In the year 6832 of the Star Era, the human empire was severely impacted by manic episodes. Some say it’s the end times and the empire will fall because of manic episodes. A master brewer, Su Shaobai suddenly time-traveled to this era. Facing the public on the streets who occasionally explode from manic episodes, he feels uneasy. After rescuing a little kitten, he begins his alcohol brewing live streaming.

Su Shaobai: Petal wine can ease anxiety in early-stage manic patients.

Audience: Haha, Wang Po praising his own melons(Praising his own wares).

Su Shaobai: Baijiu (white liquor) can help regulate the mental sea of mid-stage patients suffering from mania.

Audience: Don’t make me report you for false advertising.

Su Shaobai: Medicinal wine can treat schizophrenic symptoms in severe manic patients.

Audience: You’re dead, I’m going to report you.

Later, people realized it actually works.

Audience: Please, can I have a sip?

A certain Confucian scholar: This bottle, this bottle, this bottle—I want them all.

A certain wealthy man: This cart, this cart, this cart—I want them all.

A certain general: Come on, waitstaff, take all this wine away for me.

The empire’s tyrant, wearing a pink apron and with a tuft of hair tied up on his head, stepped out: Who are you calling a waiter?

The crowd panics and urgently asks: Is there still time to die now?

Zongzheng Shun: I only wanted the wine at first, but later I found that the person is sweeter than the wine.

Short play 1:

Viewer B: By the way, the streamer even bathes with the cat. Doesn’t he know the cat can transform into a human?

Viewer C: The kitten is cute, but doesn’t everyone think this cat looks more like a lion?

Viewer D: Speaking of white lions, isn’t there only one white lion in our entire empire?

Viewers: “……”

Shocked Viewers: Damn! It’s the tyrant Zongzheng Shun!

Short play 2:

The tyrant Zongzheng Shun is very insecure because he is a mutated white lion. He’d rather be ridiculed by the whole world than let Su Shaobai see his ugly beast form. Shaobai says he is a cat, so he is a cat.

Su Shaobai, knowing the truth, sheds tears: No, you’re not a mutated lion, you are a Hou! (Mythical beast, said to be able to eat dragons)