
Weak and Pitiful, but with Eighteen Tentacles
You Shu transmigrated into a book and became one of the male lead’s shadow guards. He thought he was following a conspiracy script and as long as he hugged the male lead’s thigh well, he would reach the pinnacle of life sooner or later. He could also personally look at the male protagonist’s domineering side.
However, the plot of establishing the harem and taking back the country ended up going astray somewhere, and the brotherhood in the feudal society was changed at will, and he was inexplicably promoted to the position of empress. Amidst the cheers of the shadow guards, he accepted the Phoenix Seal with a dazed expression.
Xiao Weixin pretended to be sick and kept a low profile for more than 20 years. He worked hard to seize the throne and avenge his mother. But one day, he suddenly found that the little shadow guard beside him had a pretty smile, and his fox’s tail moved quietly.
You Shu hated iron for not being steel1A Chinese idiom, which describes dissatisfaction with the expected person who is not up to date and does not make progress, and eagerly hopes that he will get better.: Don’t you think there’s something wrong with your female lead smiling shyly at the supporting female lead?
Xiao Weixin: Oh.
You Shu: Can you succeed without the help of the female lead and the supporting (second) female lead?
Xiao Weixin: Yes.
You Shu: I must be a dog for worrying about you…
Xiao Weixin: You are going to be an empress. Don’t talk nonsense and be careful with your words.
You Shu: … The male protagonist is probably really crazy.
All the Shadow Guards: I have never seen such a dazzling moment in my life. Even shadow guards can have spring! A shadow guard took the wrong path to promotion.
- 1A Chinese idiom, which describes dissatisfaction with the expected person who is not up to date and does not make progress, and eagerly hopes that he will get better. ↩︎



12 thoughts on “Weak and Pitiful, but with Eighteen Tentacles”
Wdym a teaser???? 😭😭😭
Wheres the rest?? 😭😭
The rest is in the draft box in my google docs OwO
the sypnosis is so funny omg, the thickest most beautiful and BARBED tentacles 😂🫣
YES THE BARBS! THE BARBS!!
Pls update 😭
Its updated every Tuesday and Friday
Thank you for your hard work! This is so cute
Thanks for reading~
Cute… huh… HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How long do you think it will take to finish 70 chapters?
As in translating or updating?
Translating is like 2-3 months if I’m not busy(but I’ve been busy these days so I can only do like 1 or 2 chapters per week), but updating… well it will take like 10 months(Twice per week)?
AAAA, cuando va madurar nuestro protagonista y tener una noche d pasión? 🥺😭
Soon… soon