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Chapter 34.2

How Could This Cat Tease Me?
YinYue
51 Chapters

Chapter 19 - Ah, head hurts. Chapter 20 - Who asked for this kid’s character setting to actually clash with his?? Chapter 21 - It can’t be that this Yu Lao came here specifically to catch a demon, right? Chapter 22 - The late emperor died before he even accomplished half his undertaking. Chapter 23 - Could transforming into a cat also be contagious?! Chapter 24 - What kind of intimate? Chapter 25 - Want to ask about something, but it’s a bit strange and embarrassing. Chapter 26 - Nonsense, the relationship I have with Su Chi is only that we can both become cats. Chapter 27 - No. It’s too sappy. Chapter 28 - I should’ve been in bed, not here. Chapter 29 - My wrist has already reddened from your grasp. Chapter 30.1 - Did you want to exhaust your husband to death? Chapter 30.2 Chapter 31.1 - Usami-chan’s gaze became sharpened.jpg Chapter 31.2 Chapter 32.1 - Chi-ge, where did you kidnap this little female cat from? Chapter 32.2 Chapter 33.1 - The reason that you’re turning into a cat, is very likely because I had implicated you? Chapter 33.2 Chapter 34.1 - Of course there wouldn’t be a problem sleeping here [at your place]. Chapter 34.2 Chapter 35.1 - Give me a minute, my pants still aren’t fully on. Chapter 35.2 Chapter 36.1 - The horizontal distance between the two of them was already in the negatives. Chapter 36.2 Chapter 37.1 - Could it be that after you two had a night of passion, you got pregnant with his child? Chapter 37.2 Chapter 38 - Su Chi and Xia Rong Secretly Meeting at Night, Intimately Going Home Hand in Hand Chapter 39.1 - You know… that we’re running short of time, right? Chapter 39.2 Chapter 40.1 - Su Chi’s being kept by me, did you guys know? Chapter 40.2 Chapter 41.1 - Cute creatures are all interconnected. Chapter 41.2 Chapter 42.1 - But the audience’s attention became crooked again. Chapter 42.2 Chapter 43.1 - This is simply a mensao + super proactive. Chapter 43.2 Chapter 44.1 - Once turned into a cat, you can just arbitrarily cry? Crybaby cat? Chapter 44.2 Chapter 44.3 Chapter 45.1 - Or do you want to come up and squeeze in with me? Chapter 45.2 Chapter 46.1 - The waist had bumped into a warm and cottony-soft ball of something. Chapter 46.2 Chapter 47.1 - You guys are finally admitting that your idols are friends? Chapter 47.2 Chapter 48.1 - Come over here. Otherwise, I’ll have to turn into a cat and crawl my way over. Chapter 48.2 Chapter 49.1 - Come, come see! I’m so, so pitiful! Chapter 49.2

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In the end, Xia Rong set out with Su Chi after all— When all was said and done, he felt that he couldn’t bear more accidents occurring in his life =_=. 

Xiao Wu had already gone back. So this time, Su Chi was driving in the front while Xia Rong was playing with his phone in the back seat. First, he sent a message to Zhang Youying on WeChat: {Sorry, I didn’t mean to lie to you.}

It took awhile for the other party to reply, her tone unexpectedly calm and light. {I’ve already thought it through. And it’s not like you really lied to me. If you changed ‘girlfriend’ to ‘boyfriend’, then it’s the truth.}

Immediately after, she again added, {In any case, at least now I know that it’s a problem with nature, that I was born with the wrong gender and not because I wasn’t attractive enough to move you. So I can only give up in peace.}

Seeing this message, Xia Rong started deleting the words ‘Su Chi isn’t my boyfriend’ that he had just typed into the text box. In order not to hurt this little girl’s self-esteem, he decided to just brace himself and tacitly agree to her misconception. {En, it’s because of me, not your fault. You also shouldn’t need to listen to Uncle Zhang too much. You’re so beautiful, you’ll definitely be able to find someone better.}

{Who said I only came to pursue you because I was listening to him?} Zhang Youying was unexpectedly stirred up and sent a long string of hitting-his-head emojis. {Of course it was because I liked you! Even studying at BeiYing was because of you!!!}

{…Ah???} Xia Rong was completely shocked, while suddenly feeling that what he was carrying on his shoulder seemed much heavier, so he couldn’t not take it a bit more seriously. {Actually, I’m not…}

Before he even finished typing his sentence, the little girl already sent over the next sentence in a pitter-patter, {Now think about it, it was because you rose into popularity when I was still in school. All the students in my class were your fans, so I felt very proud of the fact I actually knew you and couldn’t help but want to get closer to you. Maybe I just took this sort of conceit as ‘like’, when really, maybe who I liked was only the “you” in my imagination.}

{It should be just that!} She hurriedly self-affirmed. {I didn’t even understand you at all, didn’t even know you liked men, aaaah!}

Xia Rong, “…”

Zhang Youying: {I think Su Chi’s pretty good. I didn’t expect you two to get together! But I heard that the gay circle was rather messy, especially in our circle. You two shouldn’t be together just for benefits, right?}

Xia Rong, who had already formed a conditional reflex towards these kinds of questions1I think it’s referring to these sorts of sensitive questions. Recall back when they were filming the second episode, there was a segment on this, explaining how it’s necessary to get trained on these kinds of questions or you’ll trip up.: {We’re not!}

Zhang Youying: {Oh, then I can rest assured… Since you two are dating, then date properly. On Uncle Xia’s side, if you don’t want to talk about it for the time being, I’ll keep it a secret for you… Ah, I won’t say any more frivolities, I wish you two happiness!}

“…” Xia Rong was already numb to this and could only turn a blind eye. {Thank you, I too wish that you will soon find someone more suitable for you.}

He was still looking for the right expression in his collection of expressive stickers when Zhang Youying again beat him, replying: {No need to worry about me, I’ll be fine after crying a month! [laughter] Alright now, won’t talk anymore, I’m going to go do a spa as I study the script. Even if you rejected me today, won’t you still have to say you love me in front of the camera tomorrow? [aren’t_I_just_super_amazing.jpg].}

Never had Xia Rong ever felt that his typing speed was as slow as it was now. Zhang Youying had already rushed to speak out on everything that should have been said, just like beans being poured out of a tube of bamboo2Raw: 竹筒倒豆子 [zhú tǒng dào dòu zi] lit. translation: to pour beans out of a bamboo tube, implies: to come [completely] clean”. In such a hurry, with such a strong tone, while it may seem as if she had the upper hand, being so unrestrained and magnanimous, in fact, it was only to maintain the final trace of a girl’s self-esteem.

Xia Rong finally found the expressive sticker that he was looking for – a GIF of a cat patting a person’s head with its paw which also had the words “pats head”, and sent it to her.

“We’re here.” The car slowly came to a stop. Su Chi turned back and asked casually, “Who were you chatting with, you seemed so engrossed?”

Xia Rong sighed and heavily said, “I found that for a lot of humans, we can actually look at them from a variety of perspectives. That possibly, while you find them a bit annoying from one perspective, they are actually quite cute from another… Humans are such complex creatures.”

“Kicking yourself out of the human species so soon?” Su Chi said, “Then what are you, a one-track-minded foolish cat?”

Xia Rong, “…”

Su Chi, “I don’t know how to look at humans or how many sides there are to them; in any case, no matter which side I look at you from, you’re still a ball.”

Xia Rong, “…Enough from you!”

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What could be considered fortunate was that the door to the dressing room had yet to be locked. Although there were a new group of people using it at that moment, everyone was in a hurry, so no one had noticed that pile of clothes underneath the cabinet.

Xia Rong had Su Chi go up to distract the other people’s attention while he pretended he was looking down to pick something up. Using this opportunity, he pulled the clothes out and stuffed them into the backpack that Su Chi had brought.

Although the backpack could be seen to be fuller than when they had entered, the people in the dressing room were all so frantically busy that no one was in the mood to pay attention to such a thing. So the two of them just directly slipped out of the set without having to hide anything.

Back in the hotel, as they were getting out of the elevator, Su Chi suddenly asked, “I was still quite useful, no?”

That’s right, not only could he help create a distraction, but he also provided such a powerful prop in such a timely manner! Xia Rong gave a strong nod. “En, you are still the most attentive!”

 

He had thought that Su Chi was trying to show off for a bit when the other had asked this question, unexpectedly, the other only asked this one line before directly dropping it.

…So easily satisfied?!

Seeing that they were about to arrive in front of their respective rooms, Xia Rong hesitated before breaking the silence. “Er, then I’ll… head in first.”

Su Chi looked at him, giving him a slight smile. “En, go ahead.”

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Sitting on the bed alone, Xia Rong had the script that he brought back with great difficulty spread open on his knees, but for some reason, he just didn’t seem to be able to get into it— At one moment, he felt hungry and his mind brought up earlier when Su Chi had asked him whether he would like to go out to eat or call in an order; but the next moment, after changing his posture, he remembered when Su Chi was telling him ‘the underwear is new, I’m just afraid that the size might not be right’. Then another moment, he recalled that slight smile that Su Chi had on while looking at him right before he entered the door…

Sigh—

Xia Rong fell back with his arms spread wide open. As he looked at the ceiling, he began to think. He simply felt that the design of his room just wasn’t as good as Su Chi’s, that although all the furnishing looked exactly the same, it just seemed empty, and boring…

“Tuk-tuk-tuk.”

When the door was knocked, Xia Rong immediately became spirited. He turned and jumped out of bed then shuffled over in his slippers to open the door. Outside, it was indeed the Su Chi who he had been thinking about!

“Why did you come over?” The corners of Xia Rong’s lips couldn’t help but quirk up, but he still consciously tried to flatten the smile back down. “Did something happen?”

“Nothing happened.” Su Chi’s expression was calm as he shook the bag with a family bucket3Family meal/combination/set (usually from KFC). KFC bucket! in his hand. “《Liang Shanbo and Romeo》 is going to start soon. I think it would be more interesting to watch it with others.”

 


 

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  • 1
    I think it’s referring to these sorts of sensitive questions. Recall back when they were filming the second episode, there was a segment on this, explaining how it’s necessary to get trained on these kinds of questions or you’ll trip up. ↩︎
  • 2
    Raw: 竹筒倒豆子 [zhú tǒng dào dòu zi] lit. translation: to pour beans out of a bamboo tube, implies: to come [completely] clean” ↩︎
  • 3
    Family meal/combination/set (usually from KFC). KFC bucket! ↩︎

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11 thoughts on “Chapter 34.2”

  1. Thanks for the chapter!
    Seeing each other naked? Check.
    Spending quality time with each other? Check.
    Being with each other through tough times? Check.
    Kissing and licking each other? Check.
    I announce, the ship is sailing.

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  2. Ahhh!! I felt that when I got rejected haha.

    Whats this? Thinking about Su Chi? I hope that our Xia Rong will understand soon!

    Thank you for the chapterr

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