Chapter 23.3 – Teasing the cat

The People Who’re Suppose to Kill Me All Fell for Me Instead
vivi
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Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5.1 Chapter 5.2 Chapter 6.1 Chapter 6.2 Chapter 7.1 Chapter 7.2 Chapter 8 - A Light Kiss Chapter 9 - Not Allowed Chapter 10 - An upright writer Chapter 11 - Rubbing a soft belly Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16.1 - Welcome Chapter 16.2 - Welcome Chapter 17 - Moved Chapter 18 - Okay, here we go Chapter 19.1 - Fierce Chapter 19.2 - Fierce Chapter 20 - I'm back Chapter 21 Chapter 22.1 - Earth Chapter 22.2 - Earth Chapter 22.3 - Earth Chapter 23.1 - Teasing the cat Chapter 23.2 Chapter 23.3 - Teasing the cat Chapter 24 - Mine Chapter 25 - Ring Finger Chapter 26 - Proposal Chapter 27 - Getting closer Chapter 28 - He is very good Chapter 29 - Consequences Chapter 30 - Open your eyes Chapter 31 - Little dark room Chapter 32 - Second day of being an untouchable flower Chapter 33 Chapter 34 Chapter 35 Chapter 36 Chapter 37 Chapter 38 Chapter 39.1 Chapter 39.2 Chapter 40 Chapter 41 Chapter 42.1 Chapter 42.2 Chapter 43 Chapter 44.1 Chapter 44.2 Chapter 45 Chapter 46 Chapter 47 Chapter 48.1 Chapter 48.2 Chapter 49 Chapter 50 Chapter 51 Chapter 52 Chapter 53 Chapter 54 Chapter 55 Chapter 56 Chapter 57.1 Chapter 57.2 Chapter 58 Chapter 59.1 Chapter 59.2 Chapter 60.1 Chapter 60.2 Chapter 61.1 Chapter 61.2 Chapter 62.1 Chapter 62.2 Chapter 63.1 Chapter 63.2 Chapter 64.1 Chapter 64.2 Chapter 65.1 Chapter 65.2 Chapter 66.1 Chapter 66.2 Chapter 67.1 Chapter 67.2 Chapter 68.1 Chapter 68.2 Chapter 69.1 Chapter 69.2 Chapter 70.1 Chapter 70.2 Chapter 71.1 Chapter 71.2 Chapter 72.1 Chapter 72.2 Chapter 73 Chapter 74.1 Chapter 74.2 Chapter 75 Chapter 76 Chapter 77 Chapter 78 Chapter 79 Chapter 80 Chapter 81 Chapter 82 Chapter 83 Chapter 84 Chapter 85 Chapter 86 Chapter 87 Chapter 88 Chapter 89 Chapter 90 Chapter 91 Chapter 92 Chapter 93 Chapter 94 Chapter 95 Chapter 96 Chapter 97 Chapter 98 Chapter 99 Chapter 100 Chapter 101 Chapter 102 Chapter 103 Chapter 104 Chapter 105 Chapter 106 Chapter 107 Chapter 108 Chapter 109 Chapter 110 Chapter 111 Chapter 112 Chapter 113 Chapter 114 Chapter 115 Chapter 116 Chapter 117 Chapter 118 Chapter 119 Chapter 120
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I have no words for this adorable gif it’s like everything I’ve ever loved condensed into one picture Cat x Shark x Duck

I actually feel the roomba riding cat on a spiritual level asdfghjkkl thanks Aeli <3333


It looks similar to a pure American short cat. The silver tabby hair colour looks very beautiful, but this was probably due to its owner’s meticulous care.

Taking the menu from the clerk, it was still the same traditional way of ordering. Gu Yan quickly ordered a cup of cappuccino and a chocolate muffin. 

After the store’s clerk had left, Gu Yan then gave a low cough, but the corners of his mouth can’t help but curve slightly. With a small smile on his face, he whispered a few praises, “Qiuqiu is good.”

All of a sudden he saw many, at least more than 20 creatures that looked very much like him and the Heidis on his legs could not react in time.

The original form of those of the Heidis race was different. Even if the Heidis on his lap wanted to, it was not easy to find those of the same form as him.

Moreover, in the first place, it was in the racial nature that Heidis did not like to expose their original form.

In the eyes of all the other guests in this café, the good-looking dark-haired youth sitting outdoors, near the railing position had bowed his head to say something to the cat in his lap. Afterwards, the tail of the cat in his lap changed from a lightly swinging motion to a more eager one.

Looks like it was satisfied. Wasn’t it too easy to coax?

All those people with cats in their family silently thought.

The Silver tiger tabby cat in the young man’s leg was extremely adorable, all the guests sitting in the vicinity could not help but be slightly distracted. 

Then they saw the big cat raise its head to look at him and lick the young man’s finger. If it was just like that, it was still alright, but afterwards…

After licking, it moved its body to rub against the youth. Those who were closer to them could even hear the cat issuing a low purring sound.

Finally, someone could not help but ask, why is it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat is always somebody else’s cat-?

On this side, Gu Yan had just picked up a small knife to cut off a small chunk of muffin, ready to find some blind angle to feed the Heidis on his leg.

The main reason was that in the eyes of the natives of the Earth, there was an ordinary domestic cat lying on his leg. If he fed the Heidis in front of these people, he will be treated like an irresponsible master. 

“Hello, that… May I pet your cat, please?

Gu Yan just heard this sentence when he turned around to see a young girl with an expression full of hopes and expectations. 

At that moment, a tail had already hooked onto his wrist. Before the cat in his lap could do anything more, Gu Yan already replied apologetically, “Sorry, my cat is very shy.”

Hearing ‘my cat’ these words, the Heidis let out a few low purrs from its throat and arched into the youth’s bosom

Shy, but very sticky to his master…

Ah?

Those sitting nearby could hear their conversation. The more they heard, the more envious they became. In all aspects, this could be said to be their ideal cat’s personality.

 “Meow.” A folded ear cat that was not too far from the youth and not too close either started to meow pitifully at him.

This distance was because the Heidis on the youth’s legs made it dare not get too close.

At this time, a clerk was just passing by while holding a plate and saw this scene. But all their cats in the store were usually very quiet and obedient ah? He was momentarily stunned.

There was probably a daring person…

Oh no, there is a cat who was daring enough, causing the other cats in the shop to follow.

After a while, the clerk in the café looked at the cat in their shop as they fought to squeeze towards the direction of the dark-haired youth sitting near the railing. But the young man was not carrying cat food ah?

Usually, the cats would be extremely quiet, but now, unexpectedly they surrounded the youth’s legs and meowed non-stop.

This was a walking human cat pipe-piper?

In the face of this situation, the shop assistants did not know whether it was time to bring back the cats into the store or turn a blind eye.

There was no helping it, the guest did not do anything to violate the rules of the café, it was their own cats that took the initiative to bother him.

Gu Yan knows that he has always been loved by animals. Just now when he came into this café and had not been instantly surrounded by cats, he thought that his animal attraction in the world had gone after.

Now it seems to still be there.

So many cats around his legs, and also purring at him. Gu Yan very much wanted to reach out to pet them, but…

When he lowered his head to look at the big cat in his lap staring silently at him, Gu Yan immediately abandoned that idea.

Putting both hands under the Heidis’s paws, Gu Yan touched the soft belly. “Qiuqiu, be good.”

The big cat in his lap stared at him with such an expression that if Gu Yan dared to touch other cats…

If he really did, this cat might really fly into a rage.

It was the first time seeing such a jealous cat, this was the thoughts of all the guests in the vicinity who had witnessed the whole process.

But how envious, to let their cat be jealous was such an unthinkable thing and it was also a good feeling. 

Cannot tease other cats, then surely he can tease his own cat right?

Holding onto this idea, gu Yan made the final payment and before leaving this cat café, he also can’t help but bought a stick to tease his cat.

Although he was back on Earth, Gu Yan did not rush to visit all the places. He had already decided to live in this city for a month or so and afterwards, he would return back to the Heidis empire with this Heidis in his hands.

Since they were going to stay in this place for a month, Gu Yan simply rented a house. The space was more than sufficient for two people to live in.

The stick he had bought back was lying on the bedside table. Gu Yan had just come out from the bathroom when the first thing he saw was the big cat lying by the pillow quietly.

This side of the Earth was much warmer than Aisers. In the Aisers, Gu Yan basically wrapped himself into a dumpling every time. However, on Earth, a shirt was enough.

The buttons on the youth’s shirt were not buttoned up properly, and looking down from the white neck, he could see the slightly revealing, beautifully shaped collar bone.

The Heidis on the side of the pillow stared at the spot for a moment, then narrowed his pupils.

The big cat who was quietly lying down looked very docile and obedient now looked up at him. Gu Yan looked at this big cat, and then looked at the cat stick on the bedside table…

He really can’t help it. 

“Meow?”

Looking at a fur ball before his eyes, the Heidis didn’t understand the youth’s intentions at first but having recalled what he had seen in that room today, with his extremely excellent learning ability slowly lifted its front paws to gently nudge the furball.

 In fact, it was easy for the Heidis to pounce on a moving thing.

The Heidis, disguised as a domestic cat, was merely cooperating with the youth and only wanted to do something that would make him happy.

Using the cat stick to tease the cat in all sorts of ways, Gu Yan was completely focused and momentarily unable to return to his senses…

Until his surroundings were turned upside down and pressed down on the bed by the grey-haired officer who had returned to his human form, whose countenance was cold and handsome. 

“If I catch it, is it mine?”

The cold voice sounded beside his ears. However, in the state of shock, Gu Yan nodded, thinking the Heidis was referring to the cat stick.

“I caught Ah Yan.”

The cold voice at this time was a little husky. Just as he heard this sentence, Gu Yan felt a familiar cool and soft touch on his neck.

He seemed to have…

Teased himself into trouble?


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47 thoughts on “Chapter 23.3 – Teasing the cat”

  1. The best way not to get stressed is to finished everything that should be finished as soon as possible.
    After that you can do what you want in your life as lazy as you want.
    I know this, because i am a lazy person that don’t want to get stressed

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  2. Adorable simply adorable, you give me everything in one, as well as not start the day happy 😻😻😻 on the other hand my advice is that you take it easy and go at your pace if you stress is worse but that if you do not leave everything to the last or it will be worse (he told you from experience)
    Thanks for the chapter 💕💕💕

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  3. Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Soooooo cute!!!!!!!!! Need more tissues lol
    Thank you soooooooooooooo much!!!!!
    Love you!!!

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  4. Hahahahhahaha~ He most certainly teased himself into trouble hahahahahha~

    Thank you very much for the chapter~!!!

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  5. Eli is so adorable!! Thanks for the chapter and good luck with your deadlines! I dont have any cat pictures, but I want to recommend Jun’s Kitchen on youtube. It’s a guy that cooks along with his adorable cats!

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  6. Although I would love to have quicker releases, the wait is always worth it with this one 😊, so please don’t overwork too much and good luck!
    Thanks for the chapter!!!😘

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  7. The cat gifs and the pic are so cute!!!
    😆😆😆

    And Gu Yan seems to dug himself a pit full of Eli’s love 😂 I just hope he doesn’t reject him, because I don’t want it to be straight guy x bent ML
    😭😭😭😭

    Thank you for the chapter! This was such a cute chapter, I think for me this is in my top 5 dangerous novels to read because it has so muc cute content in it that I’d probably be drowning in cuteness overload.

    Again, thank you for the cute chapters! I wish I have a cat as cute as Eli 😂

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  8. Oh god, just realized something. What happens when a Heidis comes into contact with catnip? And didn’t humans use this to their advantage in the story?

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  9. Thanks for the update!
    Eli is not sharing GY with anyone, even with other cats. Lol
    GY, you’re in big trouble now. You’ve been owned. Hehehe
    Do your thing at your own pace. Do the things that need immediate attention. Good luck! Fighting!

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  10. Thank you for the chapter, and i hope you don’t stress yourself out too much, you wouldn’t want your health to turn for the worse. And thank you for the adorable cat gifs and cat pics, they are highly amusing and adorable.

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  11. “Finally, someone could not help but ask, why was it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat always somebody else’s cat-??”
    YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT AAAA my cats are always ignoring me whenever I try to play with them *cries*
    Thanks for the new chapter! Also, please take care of your health and have a rest since this can wait ^^

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  12. “Finally, someone could not help but ask, why was it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat always somebody else’s cat-??” XD XD XD
    “Was this man a walking cat-nip?” XD XD XD …
    “He seemed to have…
    Teased himself into trouble?” … Surely XD XD XD
    As can be seen I laughed quite hard on this chapter XD Many thanks for translating this for us ❤

    I was looking for more kittysharks to boost your morale but found a Heidi’s spaceship instead… Although the quality isn’t great : < I totally understand this case of procrastinating. Good luck with everything and keep yourself healthy!

    … Our cats unfortunately aren't interested in vacuum cleaner riding – I tried to encourage them but the response was "no way!" XD

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  13. Where did all links go? : < I totally understand this case of procrastinating. Good luck with everything and keep yourself healthy!

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  14. Thanks for the chapter and please keep up the good work (^-^) get it done quick so you can be lazy but, make sure you do a good job so you don’t have to do it again at least that’s what I do.

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    • Oops, pressed post by mistake, anyway, if I let myself, I am a champion procrastinator. So I make efficient, detailed lists, than I go through them step by step. I find crossing out something I’ve done both liberating & vindictive, so it works for me. It became a habit.

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  15. Thanks for the chapter! I hope that one day I can finish this story. It seems very different and interesting, than other novels.

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  16. I am a new reader . I completely blazed into this story 😍😍😍 this story is just too good and theres waaaay to much fluff!! Also eli jealousy kept giving me butterfly omg he is just too cute that it is unbearable 😍😍😍❤️❤️ Thanks for translating this amazing story😍 cant wait for the next chap!

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  17. Thank you for the update! I enjoy this story very much and cant wait for the next chapter (but i will :D). I have a dog, so i kind of understand ?!

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