Chapter 5


The two men stood outside the Dragon Castle, griping for a while. Their loving bicker was in full swing as if they wanted to make up for the lost time. As though Carter had taken the wrong medicine, he made a ring from flowers for Asa. Asa also seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, putting on the ring with a red face.

Love is like a dose of wrong medicine.

Asa admired the ring on his finger and said regretfully: “Although this is the first ring you give me, it’s a pity it cannot last.”

Carter gently waved his wand: “Petrification.”

The flower ring turned into a stone ring.

Asa looked at him with a complicated gaze: “… It’s petrification again?”

Carter put his arm over Asa’s shoulder: “The last time I used this spell was when we kissed for the first time.”

Asa was filled with resentment: “It was also the first time I called you daddy.”

Carter: “You still remember.”

Asa rolled his eyes: “I still remember you forced me to do a striptease for you.”

Carter smirked: “Your dance sucks.”

Asa: “Nobody told you to watch!”

Carter: “Even if you don’t move, I will still only look at you.”

Asa summoned up his courage and said, “In the past, I … I also used to peek at you.”

Carter smiled and pinched his hand: “I know, but as soon as I look back at you, you will turn away.”

Asa blushed and hit his chest: “That’s because I was embarrassed!”

Carter grabbed Asa’s wrist with a troubled expression: “Your strength is too scary, you’re not allowed to hit me.”

Asa embarrassedly explained: “I’m trying to act cute.”

Carter said expressionlessly: “Then you’re not allowed to act cute.”


At this time, Lay’s voice floated from behind them: “You guys haven’t left yet?”

Carter glanced at his pocket watch: “Your Highness, you are really fast.”

Black lines appeared on Lay’s forehead: “… Lately, we’ve done it too many times.”

Carter created a portal with a wave of his wand: “Your Highness, in the end, I think you should still go back.”

Lay narrowed his eyes at Carter and Asa: “So after you two get together, you don’t care about my life and death anymore?”

Carter’s face remained resolute: “What are you talking about, the Elf King is worried about you.”

Lay crossed his arms: “If I go back, what about Golan?”

Carter: “Bring him back and marry him.”

“Are you crazy?” Lay cried. “I am the sole heir to the throne!”

Carter waved his hand leisurely: “Exactly, because you are the only heir to the throne, you cannot be irresponsible and hide in the Lost continent with your lover.”

Lay: “Father will not approve of Golan.”

Carter: “Why wouldn’t he approve? Although the Golan is male, he can still lay eggs. The royal lineage can still be continued.”

Lay’s handsome face revealed a rare trace of embarrassment: “… Do you think this is just a problem of whether he can lay eggs or not?”

Carter gestured to the portal: “I actually do think that’s the problem. Your Highness, please.”

Suddenly, Golan emerged from behind him without warning, happily pushing Lay towards the portal! While pushing, he shouted: “For the sake of my black and white striped dragon eggs, you should go back obediently you perverted prince!”

Trying to regain his balance, Lay shouted, “Don’t even dream about leaving me!”

So the very next second, poor little Golan was grabbed by the falling Lay and fell into his embrace. The two hugged each other and disappeared into the portal.

Carter and Asa stared dumbly at each other for three seconds.

Asa was speechless: “What were the two of them playing at?”

Carter shrugged his shoulders and quickly said: “Maybe they’re acting out the play where the lover wants to leave his boyfriend. There are some people who actually have this sort of fetish before they can pa pa pa. Isn’t it interesting, shall we try it too?”

Asa listened until beads of sweat formed on his forehead and dumbly made a sound.

Carter took the opportunity and said: “Then you can dress up as a cat-ear maid.”

Asa was stunned: “What are you talking about? What cat-eared maid?”

Carter shamelessly said: “It’s a deal.”

Without waiting for Asa to react, Carter took his hand and pulled him into the portal.


At the Elf Castle.

The Elf King looked at the two pairs of men with anguish from his throne. There was a strong desire to strangle them.

Carter finished his recount, bowed deeply to the Elf King and stressed again: “The Dragon clan can lay eggs, your Majesty.”

Lay happily opened his arms and asked, “Father, do you want to see a fire-breathing elf baby? Wouldn’t it be cool?”

The Elf King was emphatic: “No.”

Lay: “… How am I supposed to answer that?”

The Elf King snorted.

“So father refuses to accept him?” Lay frowned.

Golan quietly drew a cross in his heart: “Bless me, Dragon God. Please don’t let the Elf King accept me.”

Lay hurriedly covered Golan’s mouth.

The Elf king covered his ears and shook his head: “I won’t accept this no matter what, I don’t want to listen to your explanation!”

No one explained, however, Carter suddenly made a decision to open a portal leading to the Lost Continent, allowing everyone to elope.

The Elf King was stunned: “Get back here!”


Hence, one month later, the Elf Prince was married.

His wife was a cute and handsome youth from the dragon clan. It was rumored that on the wedding day, the prince’s wife was so touched that he cried himself hoarse.

Such was a beautiful love that could overcome boundaries!

The womenfolk of the Elven Kingdom were extremely moved by the Prince’s love. At the same time, countless certain small pornography books were madly being circulated around.

On this day, in the bedroom, Lay was reading the little yellow book while Golan was happily eating sweets, occasionally burping and releasing a small flame.

Lay looked at the little yellow book then looked at Golan.

Sensing something amiss, Golan warily grabbed his cookies and fled.

However, just as he managed to run a few steps away, he was dragged back to bed and forced to recite the contents of the little porn book from start to end.

The poor little Dragon wept and sobbed, “Oh, your Highness, your ***[1] is really big… What the hell is this?”

Lay: “Go on, be good.”

Golan burst into tears: “I heard that with you, I can only lay white and green dragon eggs.”

Lay said thoughtfully: “Yes, green symbolizes elves’ energy.”

Golan cried: “But white and green is a disgusting combination!”

“How can you say our baby is disgusting?” Lay snapped and beat his buttocks mercilessly.

Golan kept crying: “I don’t care, I don’t want to lay white and green eggs, you’re not allowed to…”

Lay: “Ah, too late.”

Golan quickly tried to crawl away with his hands and feet: “Ah ah ah ah ah!”

Lay grabbed his ankle, threw the book aside, and pulled out another book from under the pillow. He said expressionlessly: “This chapter has 10 sections, let’s work hard a little and strive to finish everything in one go. Tomorrow, there is another chapter to learn … Baby, why you running? Look at your study attitude, I’m really worried for you!”


At this moment, Carter and Asa stood side by side at the highest level of the Mage Tower.

The mage tower was as high as the clouds and had a beautiful scenery. Anyone standing here will be able to see almost half of the elf kingdom and the magnificent Elf Palace looked like a dazzling emerald in the distance. The castle stood amidst the elves’ tree houses and brightly colored flowers whose petals fluttered gently in the wind. In the Elf kingdom, spring and summer were the most beautiful times of the year when the skies were an azure blue. Overhead, a snow white owl soared freely, breaking the tranquility of the moment and flew towards Carter who had extended an arm.

Carter took off a red gift box that was tied to it and muttered: “So slow, next time I’m going to let the seller exchange for a faster courier.”

The owl hooted twice in displeasure and quickly crapped on Carter’s mage robes.

Carter: …

Asa quickly grabbed the white owl that was trying to escape: “Look! I caught it!”

Carter shook his head: “Let it go, I will definitely lodge a complaint.”

The petty owl was indignant and also crapped on Asa.

Asa shouted and let go: “Where does he get so much shit from!”

Carter smiled: “Maybe it has a second belly.”

Asa sighed and turned to stare curiously at the red gift box in Carter’s hand, “What’s that?”

Carter smiled mysteriously: “Cat-eared maid uniform, you promised.”

Asa had long forgotten, “what Cat-ear maid?”

Carter helplessly shook the box in his hand and turned to descend the Mage Tower: “You will know after our wedding ceremony next month.”

Asa refused to let him off, “Tell me! Tell me, tell me now! Tell me!”

Carter impatiently turned around and pressed Asa against the wall, fiercely sealing his lips.

Just like that time when Carter was ten years old, and Asa was nine.

The two of them had secretly ran to the top of the Mage Tower. Not sure who was it who had suddenly asked what kissing felt like, but the two elves were as frightened and curious as two small animals as they kissed until the Master of the Mage tower yelled and separated them.

These two children with bad tempers were unwilling to reveal their feelings.

Although it has been years since it happened, this kiss was still as sweet and beautiful as it was back then. There was a certain touch of warmth each time and it was as if it brought about a kind of mysterious and unforgettable…

Irregular heartbeat.


To that dummy, I love you.

[1]It was written as 巨无霸 but after translating, it says Big Mac… But it’s probably referring to his *cough*




 Its almost 2 am(tired and hungry) and I finally finished putting everything into images I know its probably useless but its the best I could do. Hope you guys on mobile can see(do tell me if it’s still difficult). I need to find a more efficient way of preventing content theft sighh

Anyways we’ve finally come to the end. Hope you guys enjoyed this short cute fluff. This is the end of my first translation project I must say the sense of accomplishment is pretty great but then looking my works on other websites, I finally understand translator feelings. Till the next novel~


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42 thoughts on “Chapter 5”

  1. That was cute! But… poor Golan…

    I suggest thinner img/larger text for mobile viewers. Founder of Diabolism in Exiledrebelscanlations has been posted that way as well (from ch.15 onwards I think) if you want an example.

  2. So cute! If I’m not mistaken, the bots pick up the link to the chapter by going via novelupdates. I know some translators have chosen to not put the novels on NU because of this even though they won’t get as many views. I hope you will find a way, so thanks for the chapters!

    • hahhaa yeah I think I’ll continue to put on NU tho it helps the traffic on this site. Anyway I translate for fun so it doesn’t really affect me if its getting reposted just a littled bummed, but nothing I can’t deal with hehe xD

  3. ?? yo soy hablante español y uso Google traductor para leer por lo cual sufro cuándo ponen en imagen ya que Google no lo traduce ,odio a los robadores de trabajo ..Ojalá pongas de nuevo como los otros así puedo terminar de leer La historia ,ya que está muy bueno gracias por tú trabajo

  4. “How can he poop so many times?” I would have said, “Because he’s full of shit.” Lol
    Thank you for your translation, it’s to bad you have to do extra work because if thief’s.

  5. I want more of them. T_T But the story is really great. Short but contains a carefully created story. Thanks for translating this. 🙂

  6. This is a silly, funny story. 🙂
    Thanks for the translation & it’s too bad you’re having trouble because of certain sites. A lot of people use sites like these for convenience’s sake. There is too much stuff on the net & it sure would make life easier to have a universal index someday, lol. Well for now I use Novel Updates, that’s how I found your site.
    I just read the story on wattpad. Thanks for putting the link. I’m a fast reader & I read…a lot. I also happen to wear glasses & it makes life a lot easier for me to read a story with a white background. It puts less strain on my eyes (although I do find your pink background very soothing). Others like me might find it easier to have more continuity in writing fonts, backgrounds etc between stories, but on the other hand, individual websites bring out a lot of charm & personality & make it a lot more fun to read. The comments section is also a lot more civilized because the sites owners have extremely low tolerance for bad behavior. This makes it more fun for me as a reader to comment too, because I don’t have to fear the weirdos. The biggest positive aspect is that I can directly thank & encourage translators. What would I do without you?! I need new good stories almost more than I need food, lol. So thanks again.

      • From personal experience, I have found that the easiest to read are clear, well defined fonts in black or dark grey on a white background, with colored bands or pics on the sides. The white pops out thanks to the color, which in turn makes the writing stand out. It is a great combo & I’m still trying to find out how to do that on my fledgling still in construction wordpress site, lol.
        The sites which are a nightmare for me are the black or very dark background with small white font. I get headaches after a chapter or 2 & end up either reading in pieces or looking for an alternative version like wattpad etc.

  7. Thanks for translating this story 😀 lol it feels kinda random but also cute at the same time…. and that dragon is OP in terms of tsundere, he’s getting dragged along by the prince and complaining about it but not actually doing anything against it … I refuse to believe that the dragon isn’t stronger than the prince ? lol

  8. It was good even though it was short, to short… I wanted more….

    But well I will just see this as a snack before dinner since I will be reading “The people that was suppose to kill me fell for me instead”, next. ?

    Thanks for translating this! ♥️

  9. Thank you very much. I actually read it on Wattpad. It was well translated and such a good pick. Again thank You, I will now look forward to your second novel 😉

  10. cute short story and thanks for the translated this story.
    can i ask you for permission to translated the story from your site with another language in my site or my wattpad ?

  11. That was cute! However, I hope that in other stories there will be no pictures with the text because I do not speak English and I use a Google translator. Thank you for the translation, chapter 1-4 was very funny. Chapter 5 I had to skip because I would have to copy everything to the translator google to read it in Polish.

  12. Thank you for translating this! Though I feel bad for Golan, I really enjoyed all the Carter/Asa parts *giggles”

  13. wait what I just realised it never mentioned who the top was? like originally I thought the bottom was asa when he called carter daddy, but then he imagined pushing down carter? and then the maid outfit??


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