Editor: SleepyMango123
A few days before New Year’s Eve, heavy snow fell in the city where Bai Ruan resided.
The amount of snow on the sidewalk could easily cover the ankles when it stopped. After a day, the slush was trampled down into a slippery path. The wind swept up the snow on the canopy, and slashed across the ground like a blade, raising patches of white mist. Pedestrians on the road shrank their necks and hands and walked quickly. Their exposed nose tips and auricles were all frozen red.
Bai Ruan was afraid of the cold. After the winter vacation of No. 2 Middle School started, he stayed at home for nine out of ten days, leaving all the errands that required going out to Lang Jing Feng. After all, the canine family had always loved outdoor activities, and they would feel uncomfortable if they didn’t run around outside for a day. Even on cold days, they wouldn’t feel like it was a chore.
On this day, Bai Ruan was tossed about by the energetic little wolf from the start of the evening to nine o’clock. The two of them had a good time. After taking a bath, they lied on the bed and hugged each other. Suddenly, a string of grumbling sounds came from Bai Ruan’s belly.
When Lang Jing Feng heard it, he chortled and said, “Hungry? I’ll take you to a barbecue.”
Bai Ruan was a vegetarian. Originally, his eating habits were simple. Pasture and washed vegetables could fill his fluffy stomach. But after being with Lang Jing Feng, he began to know that he was greedy, and gradually fell in love with tasty vegetarian dishes, especially roasted sweet potato slices and roasted eggplant slices that were not spicy and less oily—the moisture content of these were low, and the essence of the taste was concentrated, thus every bite was full of strong aroma.
Bai Ruan swallowed, his eyes lit up, and said, “I don’t want to.”
Lang Jing Feng, “…”
Bai Ruan shrunk into the warm bed naked. Like pulling long hair out, he tucked the rabbit ears to one side so as not to press down on them. He had a sleepy expression and muttered softly, “It’s too cold outside. I also have to put on clothes.”
At this temperature, Bai Ruan had to wear autumn clothes and long pants, thick sweaters and fleece pants, outer pants, jackets, socks, boots, scarves and hats… Bai Ruan was tossed to pieces by Lang Jing Feng at night. Thinking about the cumbersome process of going out, he instantly decided to eat grass at home.
Lang Jing Feng patted his bunny ears and said with a smile, “You don’t need to wear them. Change into your original shape and I’ll carry you there… Actually, I can bring the cooked food back for you, but doesn’t barbeque on the spot taste better?”
Bai Ruan’s bunny ears suddenly stood up.
……
Ten minutes later, Lang Jing Feng dressed neatly and put the palm-sized Bai Ruan into a wool glove, and then put him into the wide coat pocket to ensure that Bai Ruan would stay warm.
The barbecue restaurant they were going to was not far from home. As Lang Jing Feng walked over, he put his hands in his coat pockets and held Bai Ruan.
The snow on the side of the road squeaked like a little mouse as they were stepped on by his short boots.
“Baby, are you cold?” Lang Jing Feng asked.
Bai Ruan shook his head, and his ears brushed softly against Lang Jing Feng’s wrist. “Jiya.” Not cold.
Lang Jing Feng was relieved, and rubbed Bai Ruan’s fluffy three-lobed mouth with his fingers. After touching it for a while, the three-lobed mouth obediently opened, and the small tip of his tongue stuck out and licked Lang Jing Feng’s finger.
“How obedient.” Lang Jing Feng thought about it, put his fingers into Bai Ruan’s wool gloves, scratched and caressed Bai Ruan’s cotton-like soft body, and touched his sensitive back and round tail. Bai Ruan curled up and trembled into a ball, but didn’t resist and continued to let him touch. When Lang Jing Feng saw that he was docile, he took an inch further to pick up the round tail with his middle finger, and rubbed the bottom of the round tail with the underside of his finger…
“Little obedient rabbit, please open the door—” Lang Jing Feng sang while kneading.
“Ji, Jiya!” Bai Ruan couldn’t bear it any longer. He showed his square front teeth and gnawed at Lang Jing Feng.
“I’ll stop, I’ll stop.” Lang Jing Feng chuckled, and continued to hold Bai Ruan in the palm of his hand. He also bought a cup of Bai Ruan’s favourite cheese milk tea when passing by the drink shop.
One person and one rabbit entered the store. The waiter handed over the menu and pen and turned around to greet other guests. Lang Jing Feng took Bai Ruan out and put him on the menu. “What do you want to eat?”
After he finished speaking, without waiting for Bai Ruan to answer, he first wrote a “1” on the eggplant and sweet potato slices.
Bai Ruan looked down at the dishes, first patted the word “shiitake” on the menu with his rabbit’s paw, then jumped two steps away on the menu and patted the word “leek”. Lang Jing Feng followed and wrote “1” at the mushroom and the leek option.
“Ji.” Bai Ruan called out in a low voice, jumping from the menu to Lang Jing Feng’s lap, signalling that he had finished ordering.
Lang Jing Feng used his pen to order meat, and after ordering, he greeted the waiter. When the waiter came to collect the menu, he saw a little white rabbit the size of a palm sitting on the lap of this handsome guy. He didn’t think much about it and reached out to touch. “It’s so cute, can I pet it?”
As a result, the handsome guy’s face was black as if someone was going to touch his wife. He covered the little white rabbit in a second, and decisively replied, “No, you can’t.”
After he finished speaking, he lifted his butt and moved to the innermost part of the sofa at the speed of light. The little white rabbit seemed to be uncomfortable with his big hands, and his two ears swayed wildly.
Waiter, “…”
While waiting for the dishes, Lang Jing Feng sterilised the tableware with hot water, tore off the film covering the mouth of the milk tea cup, poured some tea into the saucer, and dug out two extra tablespoons of the most fragrant milk foam on the plate, and immediately placed Bai Ruan on the side of the plate.
Bai Ruan took a big mouthful of the salty and fragrant milk foam, and his two ears that stood up. He stuck his tongue out and licked a few drops of milk tea, then picked up a pearl1PLEASE DO NOT FEED YOUR BUNNIES TAPIOCA PEARLS. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE YOUR BUNNY SEASONED FOOD AS WELL. BR IS A SPECIAL BUNNY. and moved his three-lobed mouth to chew. Feeling the joy brought by the multiple flavours and textures made Bai Ruan narrow his eyes with happiness.
He usually didn’t drink milk tea. This habit was cultivated by Lang Jing Feng.
Lang Jing Feng was so immersed at how cute Bai Ruan was when he was enjoying the milk tea that he forgot to drink his. He pulled Bai Ruan up and put the tip of his nose on the little belly, sucked and rubbed wildly. He had a crazy and intoxicated expression. Bai Ruan was sucked into the air and screamed, kicking him with all four legs. The waiter who came to serve looked at Lang Jing Feng with a perverted expression, “…”
When the dishes were served, Lang Jing Feng grilled the vegetables on the left side of the barbecue mesh and grilled the meat on the right side. He roasted the vegetables until dry, dipped them in a little non-spicy dipping sauce, put them in a small dish, and then put the small dish on the sofa beside him. Bai Ruan sat on the sofa to eat, so that the oil that occasionally popped out from the barbecue mesh wouldn’t get onto Bai Ruan’s fur.
Bai Ruan lowered his head and picked up a roasted leek. As the three-lobed mouth was activated, the leek quickly shortened and shortened, and disappeared in Bai Ruan’s mouth in less than three seconds. After eating one, Bai Ruan picked up another leek and did the same, and was like a rabbit-shaped shredder.
Lang Jing Feng didn’t eat the meat either, and stared down at Bai Ruan eating leeks. After Bai Ruan had finished, Lang Jing Feng suddenly picked him up and kissed him hard on his three-lobed mouth. Bai Ruan also licked Lang Jing Feng’s lips, and his short tail wagged pleasingly—or could be said, wriggled.
Suddenly, Lang Jing Feng quietly threw out a sentence, “Baby, leek is an aphrodisiac ah.”
Bai Ruan twisted his buttocks and grumbled shyly.
Lang Jing Feng teased him and said, “I’ll use a cotton swab to help you with it when I get home? You’re very tired today, so it’ll be quick.”
In Bai Ruan’s original form, a cotton swab was like masturbation.
Bai Ruan nodded, the rabbit’s face covered in fur turned red, and he called softly, “Ji.”
The waiter who came to change the barbeque mesh and inadvertently listened to the whole conversation looked at Lang Jing Feng with increasingly strange eyes. “…”
A rabbit fetish, how refreshing.
Lang Jing Feng put Bai Ruan back on the sofa and continued to barbecue things. The eggplant slices that were cooked as thin as potato chips, the mushroom slices were crispy on the outside and tender inside, and the golden sweet and glutinous roasted sweet potato slices were continuously delivered to the plate in front of Bai Ruan… Bai Ruan’s mouth never stopped during this meal. He always started slowly by picking up a piece of roasted vegetable with a low head, sat on the sofa with his two hind legs, and then held the piece of vegetable with his front paws and gnawed in circles. Because he looked so cute, the passing guests and waiters couldn’t help but stare longer. Lang Jing Feng didn’t want people to look at Bai Ruan, and had an ugly expression on his handsome face. Whoever stared at Bai Ruan, he would glare back.
Lang Jing Feng provocatively said, “What are you looking at?”
Bai Ruan was so amused that he spat out a mouthful of chives. “Pfft—”
The guest at the adjacent table who was staring at Bai Ruan quickly retracted his gaze. “…nothing.”
The bottom of the four plates of vegetarian dishes could be seen, and Bai Ruan was full. He laid on his back on Lang Jing Feng’s lap, his belly was as round as a tennis ball, and he hummed. Lang Jing Feng grilled meat with his right hand, and massaged Bai Ruan’s stomach gently with his left, helping him digest.
Soon, Lang Jing Feng also finished eating, and thus the human and the rabbit were ready to go home.
Bai Ruan twisted his little butt and consciously burrowed into the pocket of Lang Jing Feng’s coat, but Lang Jing Feng gently pulled him out halfway through the hole. Bai Ruan was confused. “Ji?”
“You’re still squeezing into my pocket. Don’t you think it’s too crowded?” Lang Jing Feng pressed his lips against the pair of rabbit ears, and said with a small smile, “Your stomach has grown bigger because of me.”
Bai Ruan touched his stomach with his front paws and squeaked nervously, “Jiji!”
Don’t say such misleading things!
Lang Jing Feng could probably guess what Bai Ruan was talking about, and continued to tease him, “Your stomach only got bigger after eating what I gave you. Is there something wrong with this? Are you thinking too much?”
Bai Ruan pursed his three-petaled mouth angrily.
Satisfied, Lang Jing Feng stopped teasing him. He put on his coat, put Bai Ruan into the collar of the loose sweater, and wrapped Bai Ruan and him tightly with a scarf. Only a pair of rabbit ears were exposed above the scarf, scratching Lang Jing Feng’s chin in an itchy manner.
“Don’t let your ears be cold.” Lang Jing Feng pushed open the restaurant door and pressed the pair of rabbit ears back into the scarf with one finger. But as soon as the ears were pressed back, the whole rabbit head popped out and kissed Lang Jing Feng’s face.
“Not cold?” Lang Jing Feng confirmed.
“Jiya.” Not cold. Bai Ruan’s body was wrapped in a scarf and was stuck close to Lang Jing Feng’s face. He sighed in a low voice, “Jiji.”
It turned out that a person of 1.86 metres could see things so high.
Lang Jing Feng didn’t understand, he just turned his face and rubbed Bai Ruan with his lips.
The snow was stepped on by the short boots, and the sound was crisp like a star being crushed.
- 1PLEASE DO NOT FEED YOUR BUNNIES TAPIOCA PEARLS. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE YOUR BUNNY SEASONED FOOD AS WELL. BR IS A SPECIAL BUNNY.
2 thoughts on “Chapter 64 – Content introduction: Dedicate a whole chapter to describe Bai Ruan Ruan’s supper, the author is also very busy…”
That poor waiter lol
Thank you for the chapter!
Hiiii, I have a complaint.
I got cavities AND diabetes from this 🥺