At this moment, Bai Ruan was blushing. It almost felt like he’d fallen into a pot and was blanched over and over again. All his limbs were scorching hot, even his toes were burning.
What made him even more unable to face the other was that in the tens of seconds before, he had no objection to Lang Jing Feng’s imposing contact, and even had a vague and confusing desire. If there were no needle-like moral sense that tirelessly pierce his heart, he almost…
Bai Ruan bit the tip of his tongue, letting the pain stun the charming thoughts, and after these thoughts were passed, all that was left was shame and a touch of irritation.
“Teacher Bai,” the two security guards had already walked away. Seeing that Bai Ruan was still too embarrassed to squeeze out a word, Lang Jing Feng kept his mouth open, and continued to tease him, “I’ll really come to the second middle school as a physical education teacher in the future. When the time comes, I’ll take advantage of the self-study class every day to grab you into the utility room to kiss and touch your back. What would you do if you can’t even punish me by writing? Do you have to…” Biting his lip, he lowered his voice and continued, “Let me do whatever I want?”
Bai Ruan was anxious and was forced to say, “Aren’t you doing what you want right now!?”
Lang Jing Feng’s eyes were scorching bright, and he laughed. “How is it so?” After a pause, he handed the tissue that Bai Ruan hadn’t picked up, and said again, “Take it and wipe.”
Bai Ruan didn’t pick it up. His body turned small and his clothes were on the ground.
One reason was that it was easy to escape from reality, and it would be less embarrassing to face Lang Jing Feng without a human form. The other was that Bai Ruan had consumed too much demon energy with the past life formation to supersede ghosts, and the intense emotional fluctuations had caused the demon energy to be disordered. Even if he didn’t change now, he would have to change after a while.
Xiao Bai dumpling got out of his neckline, hopped a few steps away, and jumped into the bucket in the corner with a huff.
“Teacher Bai,” Lang Jing Feng stepped over the clothes piled on the ground, squatted down by the bucket, and put a hand in, trying to get Bai Ruan out. “Did you change back to your original form because your demon energy is used up or you don’t want to talk to me?”
“Ji ya!” Bai Ruan roared in the bucket and thumped hard, using his strong hind legs to kick Lang Jing Feng’s hand that had caressed his back just now.
“Teacher, don’t be angry with me. It’s okay as long as you don’t conceive a little wolf cub, right?” Lang Jing Feng withdrew his hand and twisted his fingers. He didn’t dare to tell Bai Ruan that he was a little bit happy to be thumped by him. “…Are we going home yet?”
Bai Ruan laid silently on the bottom of the bucket, pretending that he was an ordinary white rabbit who couldn’t understand anything. The rabbit’s head was already messed up into a pot of paste.
Male rabbits in nature couldn’t fake pregnancy. Rabbit demons and rabbits were different in this respect. Bai Ruan once heard Yun Qing mention this matter as a joke. Rabbit demons, regardless of gender, when in contact with people, fake pregnancy might happen after intimate behaviors occurred. The probability increased when they were being stroked on the back during the intimate behaviors. In addition, it would be more likely to happen to female rabbit demons than to male rabbit demons.
The most troublesome thing for rabbits was that false pregnancy was a physiological phenomenon that wasn’t controlled by subjective will. It could not be eliminated by intellectually knowing that one was not pregnant. Once the brain unreasonably determined that the body was pregnant, except for “the belly becomes bigger”, the various signs of the rabbit would change in the direction of pregnancy. The false-pregnant rabbit demon would then be pregnant with a normal rabbit’s pregnancy period. Once the full pregnancy period was over and the brain personally confirmed that there were no bunnies in the body’s belly, this issue would then be over.
The only thing that comforted Bai Ruan was that it was said that the rabbit’s body would have a long memory in this respect. Once a false pregnancy had passed, the probability of false pregnancy in the future would be greatly reduced.
It was impossible to be so unlucky, just one time and it succeeded… Bai Ruan silently inserted a huge FLAG, and the little round tail behind him trembled with anxiety.
Lang Jing Feng resisted the urge to touch the round tail and didn’t dare to stimulate Bai Ruan anymore. He only turned around and picked up Bai Ruan’s clothes scattered on the ground, took out the mobile phone key wallet from the left and right trouser pockets, removed the belt, and took out the heightening pad that was hidden in the socks— Obviously, Teacher Bai’s pad had been really hammered.Afterwards, he folded the clothes and socks thinly, and put them into the school bag together with the sundries. On the ground, there was only a pair of leather shoes and a pair of…
“Do you still want your underwear?” Lang Jing Feng asked for his opinions in a naive and innocent tone. “It’s too dark to see clearly. I touched it and it seemed to be dirty. Should I throw it away for you?”
When he said this, his tone was very calm, like volcanic rock covering the top of the lava pool—It looked thick and dark, but the “scorching hot” magma underneath was boiling fast from the cracks, exploding out from the ground.
What did that death-seeking dead wolf cub touch? Bai Ruan didn’t come up for air and almost fainted.
“Teacher Bai, say something.” Lang Jing Feng urged.
I don’t understand human words, I’m a rabbit… In front of the huge shame that couldn’t be eliminated by conventional means, Bai Ruan simply hypnotised himself and remained silent, as cold as a plate of Rabbit Dish1(Actual words: 冷吃兔) It is a Szechuan dish made with rabbit meat as the main ingredient. It has a history of nearly a hundred years. It is delicious, spicy and chewy and is eaten as a cold dish.!
The sound of the rustling clothes came from outside the barrel. It seemed that Lang Jing Feng had put something in his trouser pocket. After a while, the big hand went into the barrel again, and gently fiddled with Bai Ruan’s rabbit ears, and asked with a smile, “Shall we go back home, Teacher Bai? It’s pretty late now and we have to get up early tomorrow.”
Bai Ruan didn’t look at anyone, move or say anything. He arched his back slightly, lowered his head and closed his eyes. He then buried his fluffy face in his two front paws, becoming a piece of white rice cake. He whole-heartedly focused on being a rabbit and didn’t care about the outside affairs.
Lang Jing Feng clamped Bai Ruan’s slender ears with two slender fingers, and gently stroked them. Feeling the delicate and softness between the fingers, he said in a slightly bewitching voice, “Teacher Bai, you’re actually not straight anymore. In addition, you like me a little bit, but dare not admit it, right?”
Bai Ruan buried his face deeper, almost burrowing deeper into his stomach.
“…Ji.” A very faint sound came from the bucket. If it weren’t for Lang Jing Feng’s excellent hearing, it was 80% inaudible.
“What are you talking about?” Lang Jing Feng scratched Bai Ruan’s neck on the back, “Admit it already? You’re too embarrassed to admit it in human words? If I am not your student, don’t you think you have to call me husband now? Say something ah.”
This time, Bai Ruan didn’t say anything about it, and vowed to carry through as a rabbit.
Lang Jing Feng knew this in his heart and stopped asking questions. He smiled and took Bai Ruan out of the bottom of the bucket with both hands. He held Bai Ruan firmly with one arm and picked up Bai Ruan’s leather shoes with the other hand. Then he opened the door of the utility room and silently went all the way to the back door of the teaching building.
After exiting the back door, Lang Jing Feng made a dash, and “walked” up to the low wall of the rear playground with the momentum of three steps, then leaped down effortlessly and quietly, and ran to the side of the road to beckon a taxi.
That night, Bai Ruan maintained the shape of a white rabbit throughout the whole process and had zero communication with Lang Jing Feng. No matter how Lang Jing Feng teased him, he looked like a silly rabbit who couldn’t understand human language. After returning home, Bai Ruan sneaked into the rabbit cage while Lang Jing Feng was washing, and mingled with the bunny babies. His original form was naturally petite and although he was an adult rabbit, his appearance was not much bigger than these bunnies. Unless Lang Jing Feng grabbed the two dozen bunnies and smelled them one by one, he wouldn’t recognise Bai Ruan at all.
“…Teacher Bai, you really have such a good idea ah.” Lang Jing Feng wrapped a bath towel around his waist, standing in front of a row of rabbit cages by the wall, looking at more than 20 lively white marshmallows, angry and amused at the scene. He secretly determined that next time he must clearly remember Bai Ruan’s original shape, the shape of the eyes, ears, the three-lobed mouth, and the few white whiskers on the left and right sides of the mouth. All of them must be clearly remembered.
The night passed peacefully.
In the afternoon of the next day, when Bai Ruan arrived at Luo Xia Temple after class, he could hardly recognise the place where he had lived for seven years.
The damage to the wall outside wasn’t obvious, but the inside was almost completely destroyed. The ruins were broken and the walls were full of devastation. There were signs of fierce fighting everywhere. The ground was covered with blue bricks that collapsed and shattered, and the mud was turned inside out. There were vague and visible sets of several huge footprints that were more than half a person’s height.
Was Uncle Master afraid of Godzilla? Bai Ruan knelt down, picked up the tile and stroked it, feeling sour.
This time the heart monster escaped from the Patriarch and didn’t show up. At first, only the two Uncles Masters and a group of young apprentices who were in the resident watch resisted. However, the young apprentices didn’t do a good job of cultivating and instead, had many tricks in their head. Thus, the two uncles were tormented, and they drove away the little apprentices who were too afraid to fight. Afterwards, they barely held on as the other three other apprentices came to the rescue.
The five people worked together to control the heart monster, but they had no spare capacity to seal it again. Until Yun Qing and Yun Zhen came back this morning, they were then able to seal the heart monster once more.
The inner temple was safe, and a group of young disciples were summoned by their master to help clean up the mess. Bai Ruan was among them.
“Master,” Bai Ruan pulled Yun Qing’s sleeves and stared blankly at the Junior Uncle Master who was meditating in the ruins, “Where is the heart monster? What is Junior Uncle Master doing?”
“Isn’t this the tower falling apart?” Yun Qing said triumphantly, playing with a mask he brought back from Venice. “Before the new tower was built, the six of them took turns supporting the tower. The heart demon is squeezed under your little uncle’s bottom. He restores the law of the aura in the demon tower and restrains the demon energy below….To put it simply, he switched from automatic demon suppression to manual demon suppression, do you understand?”
Bai Ruan looked at the Junior Uncle Master who changed into a Jieyin posture2(Actual words: 结印姿势) In Buddhism and Taoism, various gestures are made with hands to symbolise different meanings. for a while, touched Yun Qing with his elbow and asked, “Master doesn’t need to help repair the tower?”
Yun Qing sighed and said, “This idea of manually suppressing monsters is what this teacher came up with. This teacher has contributed his intelligence, now he still has to contribute his physical strength?”
Junior Uncle Master, “Senior Brother, my legs are sore.”
Yun Qing said kindly, “Bear with it. It won’t be sore after becoming numb.”
Junior Uncle Master, “Oh.”
Bai Ruan, “…”
Yun Qing circled Bai Ruan twice. “The heart monster didn’t find you in the past two days?”
Bai Ruan replied, “It found me, and it went to the school to look for my students. The day before yesterday, we beat the wolf and yesterday, there was the ghost… I don’t know if there are any other ghosts in the school. I’ll pay more attention.”
Yun Qing smiled and gossiped, “Ghosts obviously cannot beat you. Who helped you fight the wolves?”
Bai Ruan kept his mouth shut.
Yun Qing pinched a finger and said, “I’ve calculated. Your little partner is pretty good.”
Bai Ruan’s face turned green. “…”
Then you still ask!
Yun Qing pinched his finger and continued to coun. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh. “Bouncy Bai, you’re really good! I couldn’t see it at all!”
“What’s wrong with me?” Bai Ruan’s heart beat like a drum.
“Lunar Star enters the Children’s Palace. There are many Big Dipper stars3The Big Dipper or the Plough is a large asterism consisting of seven bright stars of the constellation Ursa Major. , and in addition, there’s TianFu4(Actual words: 天府) It is a domain of fertile land and rich products.. The auspicious stars are out…” Yun Qing kept talking, shooting like the wind, the palm of his right hand, in a Kung Fu-like martial arts move covered Bai Ruan’s lower abdomen. With a grandfather’s expression, he looked at Bai Ruan’s stomach kindly, and said, “It’s a girl.”
Bai Ruan, “…”
The author has something to say:
Lang Jing Crazy (feeling a soft belly): Lang Xiao Bai, Father is sorry. There is no way for you to be born…
Bai Ruan Ruan: …No names allowed!!! It doesn’t exist at all, okay?!?!
Ruan Ruan was played by his Master again hhhh
You must have never expected that… the seemingly important villain, the heart monster, after a few stages became someone carrying a bento5(Actual words: 领便当) Receiving a bento (or carrying a lunch box) is used to refer to the story of a character who ended up leaving due to death, disappearance or other reasons.…
Heart Monster: Who am I? Where am I? Who took away my script???
First thing, sorry for going MIA. Had a brutal 2 week overtime at work. Not sure if you read my other novel ATST which I’d just update a chapter today as well, I mentioned that chapters will be slower than usual. I’ll try my best to translate whenever I have the time. But I’ve been working over the weekends and I kinda need time to rest. Been so stressed lately. NEED HALP, SEND SOME NOW><
- 1(Actual words: 冷吃兔) It is a Szechuan dish made with rabbit meat as the main ingredient. It has a history of nearly a hundred years. It is delicious, spicy and chewy and is eaten as a cold dish.
- 2(Actual words: 结印姿势) In Buddhism and Taoism, various gestures are made with hands to symbolise different meanings.
- 4(Actual words: 天府) It is a domain of fertile land and rich products.
- 5(Actual words: 领便当) Receiving a bento (or carrying a lunch box) is used to refer to the story of a character who ended up leaving due to death, disappearance or other reasons.